Using these on such people as "teachers, principles, parents, relatives, spouses, pets, friends, the school bully(s?), bosses, co workers, adults in general, or people with little or no sense of humor may get you in trouble and may result in lost friendships, relationships, jobs, responsibilities, privelages, and bodies/lives, so please, use these at your own risk.

Fag (Or Faggot)

One who is, was, pretends to be, or acts like a homosexual (This is the queen mother of all insults to a gay person, according to most gay people, so if you plan to use this, you'd better hope your faster then the person your unloading this one on, because they will do everything in their power to kick your ass or get you into some serious shit with teachers, bosses, or possibly even the police for discrimination.

Fart-Blast

One who is a pesky little punk. (One of the nicer ways of calling someone an asshole, or something to that effect.)

Fart-Head

One who acts as though the most intelligent thing between their ears is fart-gas.

Fat-Ass

One who has a tall or wide bottom, or in some cases, both.

Fat-Factory

One who is overweight from head to toe, with blubber hanging from every possibly body part one can imagine.

Fat-Head

One who has a very wide and/or very large head which can only be classified as a waste of skin and space the person's brain is only about the size of a pea. To get an idea of what this would look like, blow up a balloon with a marble inside. Wha-lah, you have an inside look at the person you know with the fat head.

Fatso

One who is overweight. Really, Really, REALLY overweight.

Floozy

One who is female and can be (but isn't necessarily) ditzy, and it is well known that this is a girl who sleeps around and is very loose and easy and steals boyfriends and husbands, which is why women hate her.

Fruit

One who acts like he is, or really is, a blatant homosexual.

Fucker

One whom you hate more then anyone else on the planet and one who desperately needs an asskicking from an 8 foot babboon who could bite through a tank and then tear it in half (BTW, if such an animal exists, I definately want one for a pet.)

Fuck-Up

One who never does anything right, no matter how hard they may try.

Fudge-Packer

One who is clearly, openly, and forever homosexual.

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