Using these on such people as "teachers, principles, parents, relatives, spouses, pets, friends, the school bully(s?), bosses, co workers, adults in general, or people with little or no sense of humor may get you in trouble and may result in lost friendships, relationships, jobs, responsibilities, privelages, and bodies/lives, so please, use these at your own risk.

Cabra (Portuguese)

One who is or acts like a bitch.

Candy-Ass

One who is fairly feminine and weak, and possibly homosexual.

Cannon-Fanny

One whos fanny, or ass in lamen terms, is the size of a cannon.

Caralho (Portuguese)

One who is or acts like (the harsh way of saying) penis.

Carpet-Muncher

One (usually male) who munches on the carpet while bending over and taking another man up the butt.

Castle-Ass

One who's ass is the size of a castle, except with less stone and more blubber.

Choad

One who has or is a dick that is wider then it is long.

Chowder-Head

One who isn't very bright and/or as a really bad haircut.

Chump

One who nobody really likes and just gets in the way of things and pisses people off.

Clod

One who is or acts like a cretin.

Clodhopper

One who is a clumsy and uncouth rustic.

Cluster-Fuck

One who is so messed up in the head that no one would be surprised if they went trick or treating on the 4th of July. One who doesn't do anything right, and could fuck-up even the simplist jobs, like, for example, when on a date, instead of opening the door for his date, our subject would probably open the wrong door for someone elses date. You get the idea.

Cock-Master

One who has had way too much experiance using his or someone elses penis.

Corno (Portuguese)

One who is or acts like a faggot.

Cow

One who is extremely overweight, stupid, and has 6 tits (Alright, so there probably isn't a human in existence with 6 tits, yet, but if they're extremely obese and stupid, then they can still be a cow on a technicality.)

Coystril (Believe it or not, it's American)

One who fits the description: small, tricky fellow.

Crack-Head

One who does drugs, usually crack, or acts like their on drugs.

Crap-Master

One who is a piece of, or full of, crap.

Crap-Weasel

One who is both a piece of crap and a caniving little weasel, who by the way also smells like crap.

Cream-Puff

One who is not very strong at all and does not pose much of a threat to anything, man or beast, male or female, dead or alive. One who's ass is easily kicked.

Cretin

One who is stupid, vulgar, or insensitive.

Crusty-Butt

One who's butt is, well, crusty, which for those of us who are far from scholars, means that this person probably doesn't wipe their butt after dumping, being the filthy, repulsive, slob ass-holes they really are.

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