Using these on such people as "teachers, principles, parents, relatives, spouses, pets, friends, the school bully(s?), bosses, co workers, adults in general, or people with little or no sense of humor may get you in trouble and may result in lost friendships, relationships, jobs, responsibilities, privelages, and bodies/lives, so please, use these at your own risk.

Abortion-Survivor

One who survived an abortion.

Air-Head

One who's head is filled with air, or nothing at all. A moron. A ditz. An imbecile. A complete waste of flesh and vital organs.

Ama (Japanese)

One who is or acts like a bitch.

Anal-Intruder

One who represents a penis who enters the a-hole, assumedly belonging to a man (Insult works best if the person the a-hole belongs to is male).

Ankle-Grabber

One who grabs his ankles, putting him or her in the perfect position to be, well, invaded through the back door.

Anus-Invader

One invades anuses.

Ape

One who reminds you of a really big, stupid, hairy, ugly, smelly gorilla.

Ass

One who sucks. (The lazy way of saying asshole)

Ass-Assassin

One who performs hideous and unbelieveable acts on someone elses ass. This can also be an insult for a gay male.

Ass-Bastard

One who is both an ass, and a bastard, making them an ass-bastard.

Ass-Belonker

One, assumedly male, who rams, or belonks, another man's ass.

Ass-Blaster

One who blasts asses with happy-sap (think about it)

Ass-Clown

One who is an equal combination of an asshole and looks or acts foolishly.

Ass-Goblin

One who is a goblin, or small, comical, usually harmless monster, who creates a home out of the insides of someones asshole.

Ass-Hole

One who belongs to a commenly known species of animals that look identical to humans but are infact differant as they are hot headed, shallow, stubborn, and (or) just overall suck, making you want to butcher them mercilessly with a midevil weapon of some sorts.

Ass-Lips

One who's ass and lips, or face in general, look very similar.

Ass-Master

One who is so homosexual that it would be less obvious if they wore a hat with a big banner on top lit up with lights, proclaiming they are and forever will be homosexuals.

Ass-Monkey

One who is a combination of being a moron and hyper, which is a deadly combination as they tend to do lame and annoying things a lot faster then most other people.

Ass-Pirate

One who is known to do a little "pillow biting" now and then (Incase your unfamiliar with the term "pillow biter", either picture in your head the kind of position one would have to be in to bite a pillow or go to our P's section where it will be listed.)

Ass-Rammer

One who enjoys ramming various objects up their or someone else's ass. If the person is male, they are assumed gay, if they are female, they are assumed a freak, or in some cases slutty.

Ass-Rat

One who is an equal combination of an asshole and a dirty, dirty rat.

Ass-Snacker

One who's breath stinks so badly that they shouldn't be allowed to leave their house without an astronaut's helmet on.

Ass-Sucker

One who sucks ass, plain and simple.

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