Alan's post which he decided to make into a web page instead of posting
in the club like you're supose to but hey he decided that it would look better on a web page this time as
he has pictures to go along with the different things he has to say and tell you about which will
hopefully be interesting to all of you and I've just realized that I did post in the club because I had
to put the link in the club that is how you the reader who is currently reading this found out about it
arn't you lucky because this is one of alan's special updates for all of you as he doesn't know what else
to do and thought he would do something special for you all and I've just now noticed that I've been
talking in third person along with first person but he doesn't care so I'm just going to end this title
because really its just getting too long and out of control.
G'morning everyone!!! I am ALAN
as
most of you already now.. but hey.. w00t! I've got a few things I would like to talk about this morning so I thought I would
just list them and then I'll go through them one by one saying what I have to say about them *grins*
1. shane and blairs haiku stand off
2.The Suicide Machines concert
3.Swimming
4.Pit fight for blaynes soul
5. D&d
7.Club inactivity ( I know six comes before seven except I just thought this one up and quickly placed it where ever the cursor was closes)
6. Anything else I can think of by the time I get to this point
** note, I may not go in order which is listed
1. The Suicide Machines concert!
Tomorrow I'm heading down to good old t-dot to go see
play live at
the Opera House. Should be a lot of fun. It had better damn well be also because I quit my job working as the dishwasher as caseys to go see them. WHy did
you quit you ask? Arn't I always complaining about not having any money? Well yes I am almost always complaining about not having any money and I was
getting pain a nice sum of money for not all that hard of work. I mean this is what my job consisted of:
1. Pick up gross icky dish
2. Put gross icky dish in rack
3. slide rack in washer
4. take rack out
5. wait 30 seconds while dishes dry
6. Pick up dishes, run to the other side of the room and put them in the proper place
7. Run back and repeat
8. Also watch out for gross pans that where thrown into the other sink
9. Wash pans that were thrown in other sink
10.Bring glasses out to bar
11. Later I would also be trained to work in the prep area where if I had no dishes to dry (which never happens) I would
fix up salads
12. Mop up floors when day is done
13. Throw out garbage at end of day
14. Toss out empty beer bottles and kegs
Thats all I would have to do and I would get a cold $7 an hour!.... hmm... I was their bitch wasn't I? .... So what!? I don't care
I was working and feeling good about being part of a team.. so yeah anyway getting back to the original point of the story which I
believe was talking about the suicide machines and why I quit my job.
See on tuesday morning this week I was woken up at 1pm by my boss and was told that I had to work that night and on thursday,
friday, and saturday (that would be today ... the day I go to the concert.. hmm its 3:02 am ... ) So I told her well I can't work on saturday
because I'm going to a concert and who knows when the suicide machines will be back in toronto. I also asked her if I could switch with Mike
who is the other dishwasher. She said that I couldn't do that because I'm new and that I dont' have the power to do so. I was like the power?
Come on I'm sure mike would love to work on saturday! But she said its either the concert or my job.. so I picked the concert. Call me a fool or whatever
but I want to go see the Suicide machines so blah ;P heehee.
2. Swimming
Whelp I've been informed tonight that everyone or mostly everyone might or is or whatever is going to be going swimming
down at the beach on sunday. Of course all is welcome to come.. I'm saying this cause I'm not sure who all knows about this
and what not but hey whatever gets word around eh. SO I'm like hmmm I wonder if my bathing suit fits .. cause it has been
a year or so since I last went swimming and I'm always wearing these huge bagy shorts.. or so my friends tell me .. I think my
shorts are the perfect size but I've been told they aren't shorts and I stole some kids pants . Anyway I thought why not go put
them on and ask my friends if they were to small so I don't look like a fool on sunday when we go down to the beach. So I ran
to my room and put them on.. 0_o the legs on the shorts where above my knees! I was thinking to myself this can't be right
so I ran down stairs and showed them to everyone(everyone being heather, brendan, and shane) .. they just sorta looked at me
and were trying to hold back laughing, which heck I dont' mind cause they did looked funny on me. SO anyway now I know that
tomorrow.. well actually today I have to go out and get me some new swim shorts. SO yeah swimming Sunday everyone anyone
all come out and have fun!! Of course if you happen to miss going out this time hell its the begining of the summer and we'll prolly
actually more than likely be going swimming again. Oh hey if you are able to make it tomorrow then you'll be able to see me and my
pasty chest because my arms my face and my legs which are all burnt. Trust me I look funny like this.. thats mainly why I'm going out to
the beach, so I can get some sun.
THis isn't a picture of any of us swimming its just a picture of the beach that I thought would go nicely with what I was talking about

1. Shane and blairs haiku battle
I've read the whole conversation that was posted on ifs about 2 or 3 times now and I must say that it was a very interesting
and funny competiton that arose. I believe the best part was blair started to sing this

Over all I don't have much to say about this competiton except after reading it over a couple of time I must say that blair
is indeed the better freestlye haikuist.. or whatever you would call it. As his haikus consisted of actual words and shanes
was more or less like this always:

3.Pit Fight for Blaynes soul!!!!
I'm not going to say much about this just yet as I think shane wants to talk about it and some sort of date set up for it.
We were actually just talking about it a little bit tonight and I think whats going down, just to give you bit of information,
is that shane is soon going to make a sign up form which will be either on the ifs website or linked on the club .. either or. You'll
have to sign up by the form before a certain day to be able to enter the battle for blaynes sould as we need time to set up a
fighting format based on how many people enter so watch out for that!
4 1/2 Why am I drinking coke?
Yes that is the question.. why am I drinking coke?.. I mean I said to myself alan I feel like drinking some water, why don't you
go get me some water and I'll be happy. Well i went to go get some water but for some reason I came back with a can of cola... *shrugs*.
I'm kinda thirsty for water now.. but I don't know if I want to get up and get a glass of water. I finished my cola.. I'm sorta afriad if I do
get up to get some water to drink that i'll just end up with gettin another can of cola. So in the long run I think it would be better for me
to just stay were I am and not risk getting up to get something to drink. ... But if I dont' get something to drink so than i think I'm going to faint..
bah I'll just shrug it off. Not that I don't like coke or anything I love it but its just that I felt like water and for some reason grabed some cola instead.
Club inactivity
Okay I think that because its the summer everyone is out doing stuff and is to busy to post what made them feel special that day in the club
or really anything neat or interesting that is going to happen or has happen. The club has had a bad turn in the past month or so and its not looking
any better this month. Just look at the stats

As you can see so far since the club has picked up from once it first started Jun this year has been the all time low!.. This could
but due to people writing exams and such but still hopefuly things will pick up soon!.
Whelp I don't know what else I want to say for what else I don't want to say or what to say at all and what I should say is something completely different and
a whole different story is what I have in mind but I'll save that for a time when I have something to say.
So I think i'll end this now .. it is currently
and I have to be up at 11:00 to catch
a bud down to toronto so I think I should go get some sleep so I don't pass out tomorrow while at the concert.
-macross_13x
~"I'd really like to run away, go out and have some fun and play
but i'm still locked in this padded room
with this world's fucked up, shitty gloom
competition sucks, you see this padded room is killing me
this padded room, i'm here to die. just tripped out
no reason why
I pound a spike and lose a screw
my brains scrambled
nothing you can do
be great to play while someone pays me, not called bonkers its called LAZY
i'll stand up and take a bow what do you think of me now?
there's a word i think its zonkers,
all these clones they say i'm
BONKERS!
(part of the lyric of the song Bonkers by The Suicide Machines)