Here's a sample of a conversation I had with this girl from the UK who liked my nickname: (Darkpoet17) A/S/L? (ged_ruxton) im gonna look for some real dark poets. (ged_ruxton) 15/f/uk (ged_ruxton) u? (Darkpoet17) 18/m/Canada (ged_ruxton) canada (ged_ruxton) mmmmmmmmm hockey (ged_ruxton) + other things....... (ged_ruxton) but mostly hockey (Darkpoet17) Beer and Maple Syrup too (Darkpoet17) We have Maple Beer (ged_ruxton) mm beer + maple syrup. (ged_ruxton) but mmm more-hockey. (ged_ruxton) maple hockey beer. (ged_ruxton) yum. (Darkpoet17) In Canada, they give out Maple Beer during the hockey games (Darkpoet17) It's called "Maple Beer Night" (Darkpoet17) And during time outs, people throw the beer on the ice (ged_ruxton) hahahahahahaha (ged_ruxton) ok! (Darkpoet17) It's a bitch trying to get power to the igloos though (ged_ruxton) ( i like ice-hockey) canada reminds me of hockey.........sorry!:-) (Darkpoet17) We wear plaid and say "eh" (ged_ruxton) "woo!"? (ged_ruxton) im bored as fuck (Darkpoet17) We are all lumberjacks (Darkpoet17) Well, most of our dads (Darkpoet17) We usually play hockey, or get part time jobs at the maple beer plant (ged_ruxton) hahahahah (ged_ruxton) weird steryotypical things.
I thought that the conversation had died, but apparently, there was still some life left in it:
(Missed the quotes. but we were talking about how the water freezes too fast in Canada to bathe, so we just use really strong deoderant)
(ged_ruxton) i live in the countryside miles away from any shops. (ged_ruxton) i treid to make deoderant once from flowers. (Darkpoet17) We don't have flowers in Canada (ged_ruxton) but it just made armpits purple (Darkpoet17) Tourists in Canada turn purple (Darkpoet17) Too cold (Darkpoet17) for them (ged_ruxton) aww (Darkpoet17) It's funny (ged_ruxton) do they freeze + fall over, so u have to pick em up, and put them in bins? (ged_ruxton) + they clutter up the streets (Darkpoet17) We usually wheel them over the border to the US, so they can warm up (ged_ruxton) aww that's kind. (Darkpoet17) Yeah, use Canadians are really kind (Darkpoet17) err...us (ged_ruxton) gets rid of them too (ged_ruxton) we'd be lucky were i live if anybody came to visit....... (ged_ruxton) they'd not be very interested (ged_ruxton) go home early (ged_ruxton) b4 they had time to see all the sites........ (ged_ruxton) erm, (ged_ruxton) fields........ (ged_ruxton) sheeps....... (ged_ruxton) cows?! (ged_ruxton) hills.......... (Darkpoet17) Celine Dion is so thin because in America, she can't find Maple Beer (ged_ruxton) (where i live is .. hmm, BORING AS FUCK) (Darkpoet17) Fucking isn't boring (Darkpoet17) That's how we keep warm (ged_ruxton) awww. poor girl. (ged_ruxton) hahaha erm, yesh that's how we keep from being bored too. (ged_ruxton) solves a lot of problems really dont it. (ged_ruxton) boring as shit? (ged_ruxton) boring as crap? (ged_ruxton) ooh, i know a word......... that i dont think u know....hmm (Darkpoet17) Ooo, what's the word? (ged_ruxton) HM, NO IT doesnt realli work, boring as wank. (ged_ruxton) but well (ged_ruxton) there u go. (Darkpoet17) wank (Darkpoet17) yes, I use wank (Darkpoet17) I call people "wankers" (ged_ruxton) aw:-( usually people dont know what it means:-(
(ged_ruxton) i have been told to kill u...... (Darkpoet17) By whom? (ged_ruxton) peter (Darkpoet17) Peter? (ged_ruxton) (petrefied rock) (ged_ruxton) /tails! (ged_ruxton) no (ged_ruxton) not tails.... (Darkpoet17) Peter petrefied Rock? (ged_ruxton) sonic (ged_ruxton) yep. (ged_ruxton) no (ged_ruxton) peter (ged_ruxton) or (Darkpoet17) Sonic the Hedgehog is no fool (ged_ruxton) petrefied rock (ged_ruxton) or (ged_ruxton) sonic (ged_ruxton) no he's not (ged_ruxton) that's why i gotta kill u. (ged_ruxton) sorrry:-( (ged_ruxton) ( i listen to sonic:-) (Darkpoet17) Well you just have to come over to Canada, and you'll turn purple from the cold (Darkpoet17) And you'll be too drunk on maple beer to do anything