I knew I couldn't tackle this question alone, I needed someone who is ... who is.. smart!
Yes! That was it, someone who is smart! But most importantly someone who is EVIL!!! YES! EVIL!
HAHAHA err *cough* *shifty eye look*
Anyway, so I called up Professor Tomoe
Who was strangely happy to try and figure out the answer to the mind boggling question that is:
DOES ALAN + HEROIN = DARREN?
The Professor told me not to worry about anything and that he would be able to figure out and answer and would
call me back as soon as he had done so. So I waited and waited and out of nowhere Professor Tomoe
showed up at my door with a large envelope with all the information that he had compiled. He handed
me the envelope and then ran off. This is everything that I found within that envelope.
To: Alan or whom it may concern
This letter is regarding to the question Does Alan + Heroin = Darren? Now this question
isn't all that clear cut. First we have to know a little bit more about what exactly is heroin and
what heroin can do to your body. Now i'm not going to go into any of that gibberish and scientific
mumbo jumbo but instead I will just give you a web address for you to go to and read up on
what heroin is and its effects. The site is NIDA Research Report - Heroin Abuse and Addiction.
So now that we know a little more about heroin why not take a look at what heroin looks like? I've included
a handy picture of what heroin is.
Okay now that we know what heroin is and what it looks like we can now start to put together
an answer to the question:
DOES ALAN + HEROIN = DARREN?
So, putting all the information that we have so far we have this:
DOES ALAN +
= DARREN?
As you can see we'll be needing more information than just this to answer this question.
So from here I came to the conclusion that the next step would be to figure out
the Alan part of the question. To do this I found a bunch of pictures of Alan.

Okay now that we have that information we will need to put it together with the other information. Doing so gets us this:
DOES
+
= DARREN?
AH HA! With this I was closer and closer to the answer that is the answer to the question at hand!
But there was still one more part to the question that had to be figured out before an answer could be reached.
That part was Darren! This is the information that I've collected from his yahoo profile.
Finding out this information I quickly placed it with the rest of the information and instantly everything was coming together!
All the informaition compiled together got me this!
DOES
+
=
?
So there you have it. Creepy eh? The tests show things to be completely inconclusive!
Signed,
Professor Tomoe
..... Ummmm yeah... err. thanks Professor Tomoe for clearing all of that up for us... o_o
-Alan (macross_13x)