I knew I couldn't tackle this question alone, I needed someone who is ... who is.. smart! Yes! That was it, someone who is smart! But most importantly someone who is EVIL!!! YES! EVIL! HAHAHA err *cough* *shifty eye look*



Anyway, so I called up Professor Tomoe


Who was strangely happy to try and figure out the answer to the mind boggling question that is:
DOES ALAN + HEROIN = DARREN?


The Professor told me not to worry about anything and that he would be able to figure out and answer and would call me back as soon as he had done so. So I waited and waited and out of nowhere Professor Tomoe showed up at my door with a large envelope with all the information that he had compiled. He handed me the envelope and then ran off. This is everything that I found within that envelope.

To: Alan or whom it may concern