Food for Thought
If a deaf child swears, in sign, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Lil bits of proven info
In order to be a fireman, you must have black hair.
"September" always has 3 "E's".
Slogan for a professional duster: "I'll bust your dust before your dust busts your nuts."
Noone wants dictionaries anymore.
Only cool people have a "5" in their phone number.
Your abs will never be as tight as mine.
Breaking a nail is less painful than getting kicked in the nuts. Bitch!!
Listening to Elton John does not qualify as "Kicking it Old Skool".
Viagra is for wussies.
Lil Faces
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