OKAY. for all the people telling me ....or yelling at me to update my page, here it is, at the very top: I AM MAKING A NEW SITE WITH ALL THIS STUFF BUT IN A BETTER WAY SO SHUT THE HELL UP SO I CAN DO IT IN PEACE. thank you. [4-26-02]
[1-11-02]
CLICKY THINGIES to click on and take you to magical fairy-land-type-places that might make you shit your pants if you are easily scared or just can't handle mass amounts of profanity and/or psychobabble about "leggy hairs."
i got the guestbook back. not like you were planning on signing it anyway. END.
The Absolute Complete Boredom Page of 
DOOM!
trying our best to fuck up your mind....and still function properly.
We're having issues. be patient. if you can't beat them,
eat them.
HA HAH!!!!!
success. oh yeah i finally did it. i got the radiohead death bear page up. ....well.. most of it. i still need to add justin's link to it. but i'm ALMOST done.
okay so here's a quick link --->clicky. or you can be dumb and scroll through the updates and click on the main link. more soon.
[1-10-02]
NIAH. okay okay..... okay. im not as fucked up as before-eth. and things are going better. im working on a radiohead deathbear page, and justin's page and ...yeah it's coming along nicely.
BUT THERE IS AN ISSUE I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS.
seems to be a problem with my whore-like-ness and my dislike against myself from others. ....er...... yeah people dunna like me none. no sir. hyuck. ....er.. yeah i had some chocolate. yummified. okay here is an excerpt....of a recent post in my guestbook:
Wednesday 01/09/2002 5:30:32pm
Name: you are a huge whore, yes that's you .....
............. well i found out that you were a whore & ..... decided to come down from hell to tell U.....
i can relate to the whore-ish monster that runs it, ........cruel, cold, mean, bitchy, and horrible to their freinds for no reason...
...... not to mention that you're a WHORE!!!!!! a giant mean evil bitch from HEAVEN whore....
......WHORE!!!!
..... WHORE, WHORE, WHORE, WHORE,WHORE,WHORE, WHORE,WHORE!!!! .....
do you see any logic? i don't. but i'm guessing twas allison or one of her associates. we get along great. yes sir.
okay um.... i'm guessing that's all the update for now. uh huh.... buhbyenowseeyabye.
[12-20-01]
i think im going to stop. i posted what seems to me the last loner from hell. im shaking right now. it came from nowhere. i was just mad and.. i don't know anything anymore. yeah.
[12-5-01]okay so i'm slow.
at least i'm not like croxford and delete my page. little bastardous bastard. but yeah. i'll add stuff when i get the time. perhaps now. but perhaps not.
[11-12-01]stuff.
okay i got some stuff from Justin, [a dude allison goes to school with..] who draws really odd pictures during his class-time, and well some turned out rather strange, unusual, and amusing. but you see, allison saved them as .tiffs, and they take forgoddamnever to upload/download/..anything. so yeah it's hell. i'm going to attempt to save them as other files, and post them on my site. probably in the "nifty" section, or some branch off of it. yeah.
[same day] HURRAH!!
i got most of my mixes up. listen to them! wonderfully delicious. or whatever. quick click here-----> here here here, damnit!
[11-3-01]it's been awhile.
okay i've been busy. what with student congress and yeah n stuff. i'll find more scary pics when i damn feel like it. halloween was horrible, but all that will soon go in the loner from hell section. speaking of which, the new lfh is up. it's disturbing, but short. more later.
[10-9-01] uh huh.
got a new scary pic. yeah. im sure i'll eventually get something new up. i doubt quotes. im sick of thinking of quotes. i say if i have one, i'll let you know, the end. yeah. just look at the damn scary pic.
[same day update:]
okay ....didn't get quotes... i think im procrastinating at my own creating ability. sad. but i did put up some long-postponed "fatal sessions" which include jessica. they will soon become interactive with clickables that scream 'MOO' in your face.
[9-26-01] update:
okay so currently absolutely nothing to update. boredom....blah.... yeah. and an argument between me and jessica about whether or not she brought a picture for me to scan [even though she DIDN'T but she just claims she did because she's a god forsaken moronic imp..] i think i'll start my quote thingy today. maybe. i dunno. yeah. SIGN MY GUESTBOOK DAMNIT! i want to know that other people besides myself, my ...erm...'friends' and people who know kevin have been coming here. that whole self-esteem thing. promotes furture stupid updates that contain actual...UPDATES...n stuff. yeah i have horrible grammar though i'm in honors english.
[9-14-01] update:
even though the major bit about the world trade center, im not going to put anything on here dealing with it that much because well this page is farily depressing anyway.
on a slightly stupider note, i updated! hurrah. i got jessica croxford's page up. go to the 'nifty' section or press the crapulent swirly button below.
[9-10-01] update:
for those that are new, i've had this page crash recently. so i've redone the whole main page [that's this one that you're staring at right now dear.] and with new stuff, and old stuff used in new ways, which will probably not even work when i paste it on my page. okay so im going to attempt to put up links right now, so if there are mistakes, just bear with me until i get my lazy ass to check for errors. PLEASE dear hell, let me know if something isn't working. hopefully i'll remember the code for my email link later.
my "music."
my mixes that i've made with jessica's vocals. ...if what she does IS indeed qualifying as vocal. i don't think anyone's voice should be able to flux the way hers does, but i don't complain. i only mix them. go go go now!!
Loner From Hell
my 'loner from hell' series. also, miscellaneous crap and stuff from my friends will eventually be posted. "Loner From Hell" consists of anything that is slightly significant about what the hell is going on in my proximity. a bit of humor. okay a lot of humor. more specifically, jessica croxford ramming into my ceiling....yeah just go there. it's probably the one link im most dedicated to updating.
Scary Pics of the Week
....'of the week'....SUPPOSEDLY. i haven't updated in the past week, but only because of school and the site crashed and burned into a pile of ashes. keep an eye out for a new one soon. probably of jessica croxford's foot.
Other art
some art that croxford and i made on microsoft paint. some make you dizzy, others are odd... they're all odd.
Meese attack!
Kevin thought the moose at the top of the page was hypnotic. i decided that this would be universal, or at least to the people that actually FIND my web page, [thus the i.q. level being extremely low, and thus being a person that is easily hypnotised.] and put up the meese page. yes i know the actual plural for a moose is "moose" but meese is better. plus i use words like 'spiffy' and 'crapulent' so you cant expect much. The middle meese is on medication.
the 'Nifty' section.
aka a bunch of photos.
well this is a load of crap. but sooner or later im going to put up some really odd photos, depending if i can ever get hold of allison and get my roll of film from her, and if my computer doesn't crash and die before i get them. look for my little cousin's section and look her last picture. it's classic.
croxford's page is up. lookie!
the Fatal Sessions
yeah it's....um....well go read the intro and pretend you understand. it's really ....well i was drunk on nothing, and it was really late at night..or early in the morning.....whatever. just click.
Quotes
coming soon. i don't think it'll be an actual link, but more like another marquee of a quote of a week. or month...or ....whatever.
DEATHBEAR
okay so i made it in a rush and there still might be a few bugs. it's not quite completed, but it's very very close. in the meanwhile, lookie what there IS. niahhh.....
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