Ralph:You're teeth are sharp!"Mary"It's because I file them every morning"
Watching TroyKathi: *right after a guy got stabbed in the leg with a sword* I think he's going to need a band aid for that one. Well maybe two. Jen: *as the guy's body is being dragged through the dirt* I think he's going to need some soap to wash off that dirt
body shots
"Fuck..shit..hail satan!"
"Come on, I mean, the only main characters in the movie are the wart hog, the muskrat thing, and the lions. It's probably one of the lions."Katrina
"i'm a really good multi..fuck!"jennifer
"is there some secret stop line!?!?!?DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT!!!??if this train derails im the only one going down with it"
-matt
me:"it was either karate or porn"matt:"thats a pretty big difference"
terri"what do you want for christmas?"katie""what do i want or what can you get me?"
terri:"what do you want?"
katie:" i want george eads covered in honey,naked,on my door step"
terri"...ok what can i get you?"
alyza:"dereck is all alone over there away from everyone"megan:"it's because he smells"
matt:"i like you because of what's inside(points to my stomach)me:"my stomach?"
matt:"yes your stomach and intestines, they are so sexy"
me"dead sexy"
matt:"ill kill you"me:"ill kill you and castrate sean!"
matt:"then i'd have to burn my sheets and a skull would would appear in the smoke"(referring to if katie gillikan was naked on his bed)mike:"we're walking in the same beat"me: yea that tends to happen"
mike"you know what!!"
me:"what?"
mike"you're a conformist bitch!!!and to be nonconformist you need to listen to our music!"
wyldprincess696 (10:18:56 PM): it really bitesSNRusnikov (10:19:04 PM): like a paranha
wyldprincess696 (10:19:13 PM): yea exactly like that
(dog licks inside of matt's nose)matt:the dog just frenched my nose!!
(watching xmen2)
matt:yea thats the phoneix on fireme:what if it was a donkey?
matt:then you could say look it's an ass on fire
me:can you imagine me grown up withn like 5 kids driving a minivanmatt:yea and it's hilarious
me:you can?
matt:yea and i can imagine you while driving 'MOVE!FUCKING MOVE!YOU DAMN BASTARD!!!
matt:your kids would be scared shitless
matt:if your an old guy what kinda grandma is hott?me:the ones where their boobs only hang to their waists not their kness
im always afriad of hitting a mailboxes.one day when im driving and im going to hear BAM!and then my side mirror is gonna be gone or a mailbox is gonna be in its place-matt
guys talking to alyza:so your parents dont want you spending the night at erins but they'll let you stay at matt's?thats kinda weird...sean: their parents think they're lesbiens
mr man976: you look soo sexy...even in the gym clothesShtawbud444 : btu i figger you as a tinkerbell Shtawbud444 : with a black leather make over
Shtawbud444 :and a spiked dog collar
mike:there are albino kids at satellite!?!?can we go find them!?
ms.s:if you havent found them already im not going to point them out to you.
erin:queer kids are jsut weird,they say weird things
erin: im going back into my own world now
matt you don't work here anymore!!
rob's whole things on me and my job,lol "yes masta sir!"
TrUWhItESoLjA (10:57:35 PM): BEN AND JERRYThrsdyRocka5311 (10:57:41 PM): can i be jerry?!
Sizors00 (11:05:29 PM): all guys have masterbated at least once by age 18
Mr Me987 (11:05:00 PM): i for one say i masturbateTrUWhItESoLjA (11:05:04 PM): some women cant get the job done
TrUWhItESoLjA (11:08:59 PM): ill make a sercet vidoeMr Me987 (11:09:03 PM): haha
TrUWhItESoLjA (11:09:06 PM): oh shit did i say that out loud?
Mr Me987 (11:10:38 PM): whoooopppish!!Katrinia: It was one of the lions.wyldprincess696 (9:16:59 PM): damnit!!!!1wyldprincess696 (9:17:01 PM): stupid fuckign keyboard
wyldprincess696 (9:17:04 PM): aaaaaaaaah
wyldprincess696 (9:17:17 PM): its plotting against me
AnGeLGrL7733 (9:18:26 PM): shh...it will be ok...i promise.