Quotes





"Why should you care what other people think if you don't like them anyway?"
Unknown

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch."
Orson Welles

"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
Dave Barry

"Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want."

"Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."

"If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence."
Bertrand Russell

"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."
Frank Zappa

"unfortunately sometimes what we hold dear,what we know to be true is only seen as an abomination by others around us"

"we will discover our particular genuis when we stop trying to conform to our own or other people's models."

"all things are possible until they are proved impossible-and even the impossible may be so as of now"

"whenever you fall,pick something up"

"no matter what has happened,always behave as if nothing had happened"

"when fate hands you a lemon,make lemonade"

"your distress about life might mean you have been living for the wrong reason,not that you have no reason for living"

"The beauty of music is that everyone hears it in their own way"

"Nobody dies a virgin, life screws us all."

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the Americas cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war!"
"spontaneousness is only good regarding two things: kissing and birthday parties"

"For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable---what then?"
"I know assuming things, is wrong...But not after the repetitiveness of your actions"

"actions speak louder than words"

"If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand it anyway"

"sing like no one is listening,dance like no one is watching,love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth"

"the worst thing you can do is try to cling to something that's gone or try to recreate it"
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a real friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we fucked up."

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' "

"Wait for the boy who pursues you, the one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kind of boy who brings out the best in you and makes you want to be a better person. Wait for the boy who will be your best friend, the person who will drop everything to be with you at any time of the day no matter what the circumstances, wait for the boy who makes you smile like no other boy makes you smile and when he smiles you know he needs you, wait for the boy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats and have no makeup on, but appreciates it when you get all dolled up for him, and most of all wait for the boy who will put you at the center of his universe, because obviously he's at the center of yours."
"if time be of all things most precious,wasting time must be the greatest prodigality, since lost time is never found again."ben franklin

"of all our own infirmitities, the most savage is to depise our being."