Country Fried || Jamie Noble

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Jamie is back and he's joined the GWA. What will he have in store for this company? What does he plan on accomplishing and exactly how far up the ladder will Jamie get to? Well Jamie has something to prove. He's been the underdog his whole career and is ready to break through that shell. Can he rise to the top and become a champion? Tune into Overdose every Thursday night to find out as he takes on Abyss one on one in his debut match.

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The scene opens up outside of a rundown mobile home where some ruckus can be heard coming from the inside as the camera takes us to the noise. We hear a woman’s voice moaning and calling out someone’s name as well as a bed squeaking with its headboard bumping up against the wall...

//Unidentified Woman\\ ????: |screaming| Oh yes baby! Go harder! Yesss! Rock my world!

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Do you like that baby? You want some more of Jamie Noble, huh?

We continue to hear the headboard banging against the wall and the bed begins to squeak even faster as the phone rings on the coffee table.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Baby I gotta stop. The phone is ringin’.

//Unidentified Woman\\ ????: |groans| so what? Let them leave a message!

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Baby, you know I don’t have me one of them answerin’ machines. It’ll only take a minute.

The camera shows a visual of Noble sweating as he reaches over to grab the phone with a blanket wrapped around his and his girlfriend’s body but her face cannot be seen.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: hello?…yeah this is him…Mmm hmm…you for real?…oh yeah that’ll definitely work…thank you so much I appreciate it…I’ll be there in a couple hours…alright…alright bye.

As Jamie hangs the phone up, his face lights up with excitement as he grabs his boxers off of the floor and slips them on standing next to the bed with a huge smile on his face.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Baby you are not gonna believe who I just got off the phone with!

The woman lying in bed sits up holding the blanket to her chest, so she doesn’t reveal her body to the camera but her face can finally be seen.

//Puerto Rican Princess\\ Nidia: |rakes her hair with one hand| Well whoever it was, that person better have been important or had an emergency to interrupt our sexy time.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: |still smiling| Baby I just got off the phone with the Nature Boy…Ric Flair!

//Puerto Rican Princess\\ Nidia: |eyes widen| Nuh uh! Are you serious Jamie?!

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Yeah girl, I’m about as serious as a heart attack! He has my contract ready for me to sign and said he will book me as soon as I’m available.

//Puerto Rican Princess\\ Nidia: Well what are you waitin’ for? Let’s go down there!

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Now hold on a second woman. If your gonna be by my side and manage me to the top of this company then I’ll need to get you a contract too.

//Puerto Rican Princess\\ Nidia: Then let’s go do it papi! C’mon let’s get dressed and pack our stuff so we can head outta here.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Alright, sounds like a plan. |places his hands on his hips| GWA, here we come!!!

The scene slowly fades as the last image we see is Nidia getting down from the bed with the blanket wrapped around her body as she heads for the shower and Noble starts packing his clothes.

A few hours later we appear to be inside of the arena where Thursday night Overdose will take place in less than twenty-four hours. The cameras are currently focusing on a door with the name plate ’Ric Flair’ on it as that door comes to an open and out steps a smiling Jamie Noble along with his Latin lover Nidia.

//Puerto Rican Princess\\ Nidia: Well we did it baby! We are officially in!!

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: I knew Flair couldn’t turn me down. I’m gonna be a great asset to the roster! Just you wait and see baby! I’m gonna make you and me proud and once I start winnin’ matches and that money starts comin’ in…we’ll move out of that mobile home and get a real house.

//Puerto Rican Princess\\ Nidia: |eyes light up| Really??!

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Yeah baby I will do whatever it takes to get us outta that dump. I don’t care who or what I have to go through…

As Nidia was about to respond, Todd Grisham walked into the picture wearing a gray suit and holding a microphone in his hand. He also had a camera man with him as he cleared his throat and began to speak.

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: Excuse me guys…I don’t mean to interrupt but I couldn’t help but notice you two coming out of Ric Flair’s office. Does this mean what I think it means?

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: |smirks| Heck yeah it does boy! Jamie Noble and my girl Nidia here are officially apart of the GWA!

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: Well that’s some interesting news. Do you mind if I conduct a little interview with you real quick?

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: I don’t know, what do you think baby? |looks over at Nidia|

//Puerto Rican Princess\\ Nidia: I think you should do it. Your gonna need all the publicity you can get!

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: |nods| Alright, then I guess I’ll do it.

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: Thank you so much Jamie.

Grisham turns his attention to the camera man as he gets the cue that he’s live. Todd clears his throat once again before he begins to speak.

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentleman standing by with me at this time is a couple who have recently signed with Global Wrestling Alliance, Jamie Noble…and Nidia.

The camera slowly zooms out showing Jamie standing proudly with his hands on his hips as Nidia flashes a smile with her fingers tucked in her belt loops.

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: Now Jamie I would like to be the first to welcome you here to the GWA. |pauses| but I’ve got to ask you, what caused you to join this federation?

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: |scratches his chin| Well Josh..

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: Its Todd…my name’s Todd.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Oh sorry ‘bout that. |has a nervous look on his face| Like I was sayin’…“Todd“, the reason why I signed a contract here is because I wanted to make some of my own money and I wanted to get back into wrestlin’.

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: I see. Well now that things are set in stone and your officially apart of GWA, what are your plans for this company?

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Well I plan on beatin’ the best and risin’ to the top. I was always the underdog in the wrestlin’ industry and I’m ready to shake that image and make a name for myself. I am Jamie freakin’ Noble boy and you will remember my name because you will be sayin’ it later.

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: |looks confused| I will?

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Yeah! Jamie Noble…your new United States Champion. |smiles|

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: We’ll see Jamie. |grins| Anyway, I heard from other sources that you have already been booked for tomorrow night’s Overdose.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Yeah that’s right. I was booked against Abyss. |frowns| What the heck is an Abyss anyway?

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: Well Jamie, Abyss is best known as a monster of destruction here in GWA. He enjoys inflicting pain on others and likes to add names to his growing list of victims.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: |smirks| Well I tell you what Todd. I ain’t gonna let him beat Jamie freakin’ Noble. I don’t care how big and strong he is. I don’t care if he wants to hurt me. I’ll hurt him back and make him wish he was never born!

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: I don’t know Jamie, Abyss is not a guy you want to mess with. He’s a deranged character who will hurt just about anyone. Man or woman.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: |glances over at Nidia| All I know is that he better not lay a hand on my Nidia. Because if he does, I’ll gut that bastard like a deer and use the fur for a jacket my girl can wear.

//Mr. Four Eyes\\ Todd Grisham: |lowers his eyebrows| O…k. Well I wish the best of luck to you Jamie. No one has been able to defeat Abyss so maybe this will be your lucky night.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: |shakes his head| Boy I don’t need no luck to beat this guy. For all I know, Abyss will become by bitch. Haha. This guy ain’t never face me before so he won’t know what hit him when he gets Trailer Hitched.

With that being said, Jamie takes Nidia’s hand and they walk off down the hall and out of the frame as Todd says a few words addressing the match before the scene comes to a close.

The scene returns to the backstage area, this time inside of the lockeroom that belongs to Jamie Noble and Nidia. Nidia is sitting on the black leather couch painting her finger nails and smacking on her gum as Jamie stands in front of the camera and taps on its lenses.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Hey Abyss!! Yeah I’m talkin’ to you boy! I’ve done some research on ya and I gotta say, I’m not impressed. You’ve won one major title in that TNA dump and that’s about the only accomplishment that anyone even remembers. I’ve already seen you without your mask and you ain’t scary, you’re just plain ugly! |Nidia chuckles in the background| You think pullin’ on your hair and punchin’ your fists into walls is suppose to scare me? Well you’ve got to do a lot more than that boy. ’Cause Jamie Noble is here to stay and he ain’t gonna let some circus freak drive him outta this company.

Noble-fully dressed in his wrestling attire, adjusts one of his elbow pads before continuing..

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Ya see for so many years, I’ve been walked all over and was only used as a stepping stone for the other wrestlers that Vince McMahon was giving a push to. But no more! I am not walkin’ down that path no more. That’s why when I got the call from Ric Flair to join GWA, I accepted it immediately with no questions asked. The moment I saw the number of zeros on that paycheck, there was no way I could refuse. I would have been a fool to turn down an offer like that. And soon enough, you will see me as your United States Champion if I get the opportunity. Ya see Abyss when I see an opportunity, I take it and grab it by the horns. You won’t see me fiddling around with my fingers or sitting around with my fingers up my butt. I train my ass off and I put in the time to get a step closer to climbin’ to the top of the ladder. So if I have to go through you tomorrow night then so be it. You’ll be the first person on my defeated list and then I can move on to bigger and better things. |smirks| And if you gotta problem with that then we can settle it in the ring like two gentlemen should. But if you wanna do things the dirty way then I won’t have a problem beatin’ the crap outta you!

Noble looks down at the ground for a few seconds as he rubs his chin with his right hand and rest his other on his hip. He slowly raises his eyes to meet with the camera before grinning from ear to ear.

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: Now that I think about it, this match will be a walk in the park. If you couldn’t handle that rainbow haired punk Jeff Hardy then I know you can’t beat me! I’m as good as gold baby! I am back and better than ever! Once I get the ball rollin’ there ain’t no stoppin’ me! I don’t have time to mess around with you Abyss. So I’m gonna get this match between us over and done with as quickly as possible. It would be your best bet to just give up and go home but I know you won’t ’cause you have somethin’ to prove. You wanna show these fellow superstars and the staff that you mean business don’tcha? That you are surely the man in charge. Well newsflash dumbo, you gotta get through ol’Jamie Noble first to do that and you won’t. Haha.

//Puerto Rican Princess\\ Nidia: Jamie are you almost done yet? I wanna get somethin’ to eat…

//Trailer Park King\\ Jamie Noble: |looks over his shoulder| Gimme a minute baby, I’m almost through addressin’ Abyss. |turns his attention back to the camera| Abyss I could be blind folded with one, no both hands behind my back and you still won’t beat me. That’s how good I am! Yeah you may be laughin’ it up now because I’m a smaller guy. But good things come in smaller packages buddy. And not everythin’ is small about me. |glances down at his manhood and smirks before continuing| Abyss I’ve faced guys like you before in Kane and The Undertaker. And if I can survive a match with those guys then I know I can take you on too! I’ve been battered and bruised and through injuries that have put me on the shelf for months. I’ve even been told that I wouldn’t be able to wrestle in a wrestlin’ ring again. But look at me now. I’m still standing and lookin’ as good as I will ever look. Can’t nobody change that and I will prove that tomorrow night on Overdose 'cause Abyss… |smiles| your about to become…Country Fried!!!

Jamie smirks and laughs a little as he walks back over to Nidia and she gets up from the couch. They exit the lockeroom to go find something to eat as the scene fades.