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HOW BLONDE
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it
says "Sign here:" she wrote
"Sagittarius."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she
put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice can because it said
"Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner
of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign
that said, "Airport Left,"
she turned around and went home.
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM
radio n the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she
thought stood for "This
Goes In Front."
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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