Ten out of ten people surveyed in the street are pedestrians.
100% of studies show that if you don't eat, you'll get hungry.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.
It's the friends you can call at four in the morning that matter.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
