Sherlock Holmes Request Analyses From Dr. Watson


Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson were on a camping trip. They had a bottle of wine and went
to bed. A couple hours later Holmes woke up and said" Watson look up and tell me what you
see" Watson was silent a minute then said " uh, I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes replied "and what does that tell you Watson?" Watson said "astrologically I see
leo is in saturn. astronomically I see that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Meteorologically I predict it will be a beautiful day
tomorrow. Theologically I see god is all powerful and we are small and insignificant."
Holmes after a few minutes of disgusted silence said "Watson you dickhead! Some bastard
has stolen our tent.

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