Dolly's Parton's Cousin Comes to Visit

Dolly's cousin is a compulsive coffee drinker, so as soon as she arrives she checks out Dolly's
coffee supplies. In the cubbard she finds rows of large soveigner coffee mugs from Dollywood,
Dolly's theme park.

The name "Dollywood" is printed with a large "D" and the rest of the letters much smaller, making
the big "D" stand out prominent.

Since the cousin is the type to call things by nicknames and short versions, she impulsively
concludes to simply call them "D" mugs.

The cousin is such a compulsive coffee drinker that she soon runs out of coffee, and since Dolly is
gone much of the time, the cousin finds it convenient simply to run next door and barrow coffee from the
next door neighbor. After a few barrowing excursions, the neighbor asked why they use up so much coffee?
The cousin replied, "Because Dolly has got extra large "D" cups."

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