Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical
composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the
room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big
fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked
Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked
Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
