The Blonde and the Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small
club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his
usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and
starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you
can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her
worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at
work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you
and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women
in general...and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You
stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

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