We all have our certain style of perception, viewing each celebrity in a
certain light which we can magnify beyond the bounds of reality.

Do you picture Britney Spears as her plain and normal self?

Or do you see her as an alien because she does extra ordinary things?

Do you picture Whoopi Goldberg as her ordinary self?

Or as a big-mouth talker, because she can carry on a blue streak?

What ever your unique and special perceptions are, now is your chance
to speak your mind and let your views be known!

However, this rewards program is only for those who are active
members. You must surf at least 200 sites every FIFTEEN DAYS
in order to be eligible to take part in the
Celebrity Roasting activities.

There are four different catagories to take part in:

Polls for the most sexy, romantic, and sophiticated (future)

Celebrity Quizs (future)

Comical Captions

We will be giving away 100,000 to several million BONUS CREDIT prizes
for the most clever roasting and funny captions. Those who upgrade their
membership to "Executive" "Advanced" or "Fortune500" status will
receive as much as ten times the amount of
BONUS CREDIT prize packages.

You will be rewarded for being bold, being profoundly sexy and clever.
However, there are two rules that we must uphold: you cannot use
improper language, such as profanity and being vulgar. You cannot use
racial slurs or hateful statements. And you cannot use the input fields
to send messages to the administration, such as suggestions or complaints.
Violation of these rules will result in disqualification and possible
deletion of your account.

The purpose of the roasting activities is for entertainment, for
light-hearted humor, and for comical pleasure. You can be
resourceful, aggressive and critical, as long as you retain
your human compassion and fellow consideration.
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Below are the list of celebrities that you can roast. Click
on their name and go to their page for the roasting!

JESSICA SIMPSON
DREW BARRYMORE
JENNIFER LOPEZ
KATE WINSLET
NICOLAS CAGE
BRAD PITT
BEN AFFLECK
WILL SMITH
ANGELINA JOLIE
WILLIAM SHATNER
JULIA ROBERTS
HEATHER LOCKLEAR
NICOLE KIDMAN
PARIS HILTON
HILARY DUFF
RUSSELL CROWE
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR
CATHERINE ZETA JONES
DOLLY PARTON
JACKIE CHAN
CHER
HALLE BERRY

All winning phrases and captions will be displayed
along with the username of the winner. And all
prize allotments will be added to member accounts.

One to five winners will be chosen from each task depending on
the quality of the input, and the determination of this lies
soley at the discreation of the Celebrity Roast Surf administration.

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