| time started | LIKE RIGHT NOW |
| full name | CM |
| nickname(s) | CROTCHIE POO POO! |
| birthday | 93 |
| where were you born | IN A NICE WARM BED FULL OF PEOPLE IN LIKE, THOSE OUTFITS |
| zodiac sign | VIRGO |
| height | SHORT |
| weight | GUNORMOUS, LOL, JK |
| hair color | BROWN, BLACK ROOTS |
| eye color | POO POO |
| shoe size | MIDGET FEET |
| ring size | 7 |
| skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.) | NOT TO DARK AND NOT TO LIGHT, BUT MOSTLY ON THE LIGHT SIDE, I HATE THE SUN |
| blood type | I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FIND OUT, BUT TOO LAZY |
| grade | SCHOOL DAYS, SCHOOL DAYS, ARE OVER NOW...I FORGOT THE REST OF THE WORDS |
| GPA | LAST TIME I CHECKED, 2.7 |
| siblings | A WHOLE FUCKLOAD |
| tattoos | NO, BUT I WILL BET MY BUTTERFLY AND MOON AND STAR AND SUN |
| piercings | NAH, I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE SMELLING LIKE RUSTED FORKS |
| hobbies | THINGS THAT KEEP MY MIND BUSY |
| favorite | |
| color | BLACK, BLUE, AND PINK |
| food | SANDWICHES |
| candy | MINTS |
| type of cheese | ANY, EXCEPT THE ONES THAT SMELL LIKE SNATCH, LOL |
| pizza topping | PEPPERONI YUMMY YUM!!! |
| salad dressing | CACA, LOL, JK |
| sandwich | I LOVE SANDWICHES |
| cereal | HONEY BIG NUTS CHEERIOS |
| fruit | ORANGES AND PEARS |
| vegetable | LETTUCE!!! LOL, I HATE VEGGIES |
| berry | "DO YOU GUYS WANT SOME GRAPES" |
| cake | CHEESECAKE!!! |
| book | CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN |
| movie | KILL BILL VOL 1 AND 2, RESIDENT EVIL AC., 13 GOING 30, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, DAWN OF THE DEAD, BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, EVIL DEAD, THE EXORCIST, SWAT, BEST FRIENDS WEDDING, FREEWAY, LABYRINTH, AHH, WAY TOO MANY |
| magazine | VOGUE!!! STRIKE A POSE, NAH I'M KIDDING, I DUNNO, THE STUPID ONES |
| newspaper | I DON'T READ EM, BUT WHATEVERS THERE |
| tv show | SEX IN THE CITY, DARIA, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD RERUNS, MAD TV, UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, PROOF POSITIVE, GHOST HUNTERS, LIZZIE MCGUIRE, JK |
| website | TOO MANY |
| radio station | KSJO AND KHDC |
| font | MAIANDRA GD |
| cartoon character | SAILOR MOON!!! |
| artist (painter) | I DUNNO, I THINK THAT THOMAS GUY |
| actor | COLIN FARREL YUMMMMM!!!!! |
| actress | ANGELINA JOLIE YUMMMMMM!!! |
| cd | TOO MANY |
| song | WAY TOO MANY |
| music group | *STP* |
| music type | ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY AND HARDCORE SHIT |
| day of the week | FRIDAY DUH! |
| month | THE COLD ONES |
| season | WINTER |
| holiday | HALLOWEENIE |
| shampoo | FUCK I DUNNO |
| conditioner | FUCK I REALLY DON'T KNOW |
| number | 5 |
| phrase | "GRAB THE BITCH AND SMACK THE BOOTY" |
| store | THE ONES THAT ARE COOL |
| weather | RAIN RAIN RAIN |
| restaurant | DENNY'S!!!!!!!!! |
| channel | PLAYBOY, NAH I'M KIDDING, THE GOOD ONES |
| teacher | BROTHA WRIGHT ROCKS!!! |
| weekend activity | FUCKING AROUND WIT PEEPS |
| hangout | MY ROOM |
| house color | WHATEVER ISN'T BRIGHT |
| sport to watch | SUMO WRESTLING, I LIKE IT WHEN THEY LAND ON THE AUDIENCE |
| sport to play | HOCKEY OR TENNIS |
| animal | DOGGIES!!!! |
| flower | BLUE ONES |
| guy's name | VINCENT |
| girl's name | JULIA |
| board game | MONOPOLY *ONLY WHEN DRUNK |
| party game | THE ONE WHERE YOU GO FUCKING EVERYONE, LOL, JK |
| story from childhood | THE BOOK IS CALLED I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU |
| body part | EVERYTHING, EXCEPT MY FUCKING BOOBS!! DIE WHORES DIE DIE DIE |
| have you ever | |
| been on a train | NAH, I JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH EM |
| been on a plane | NOPE, ONE DAY THOUGH |
| been in a car accident | ALMOST, LIKE 500 TIMES |
| caused a car accident | ALMOST, LIKE 5000 TIMES |
| run into a wall | HAHA, YEAH, GOOD TIMES |
| burned a potato chip | I'M A PYRO, OF COURSE! |
| almost burned the house down | I THINK THE ANSWER ON TOP ANSWERS THIS ONE TOO |
| smoked | YEAH |
| been drunk | HAHAHA, THAT'S LIKE ASKING ME IF I HAVE HAIR |
| been high | YUUP |
| broken the law | DUH |
| burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes) | YEAH, MIGHT AS WELL BE ON THE FUCKING ADMENDMENT SHITS |
| kissed someone of the opposite sex | YEAH |
| kissed someone of the same sex | I DID OFFER MYSELF ONCE |
| frenched an animal | FUCK NO, YOUR MOTHER |
| made out | YEAH |
| had cyber sex | YEAH, IT WAS FUNNY THOUGH, I WAS CYBERING WIT 3 GUYS, TALKING TO MY FRIENDS, FIGHTING IN A CHATROOM AND TALKING ON THE PHONE, WOOO I'M TALENTED |
| gotten engaged | NO |
| had an online relationship | NO |
| been rejected by a crush | YES, HARDCORE |
| loved | YES |
| made yourself cry to get out of trouble | HAHA, NAH, I JUST RUN |
| cried in public | NAH, JUST IN FRONT OF FRIENDS |
| cried over a movie | YEAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
| fallen asleep in a movie theater | OH YES, I'M REALLY GONNA DO THAT AFTER ALL, I DID PAY ABOUT 8 BUCKS FOR THE FUCKING MOVIE |
| given someone a bath | I WILL ONE DAY ;) |
| been to a boarding school | NAH, I'M NOT THAT RICH |
| been home-schooled | NAH, I'LL GO CRAZY |
| lost a valuable item | NOPE, JUST PURE JUNK |
| bungee jumped | I WANT TO! |
| skied | I WANT TO TOO! |
| met the president | NO, BUT CLINTON WAS IN SALINAS TWICE! |
| met a celebrity | I WILL MEET ANGELINA JOLIE IN THE GROCERY STORE OR SOMETHING, I HOPE |
| gotten a cavity | YEAH, I LOVE CANDY DUN DUN DUN |
| shopped at abercrombie & fitch | NOPE, LOL |
| made a prank call | TONS OF TIMES |
| skipped school | TONS OF TIMES TOO |
| faked sick to get out of school | WAY TOO MANY TIMES |
| purchased something that you knew didn't fit | YEAH, I COULD SELL IT ON EBAY FOR MORE |
| climbed a tree | I NEED GOOD SHOES |
| fallen from a tree | WHEN I WAS HALF WAYS |
| broken a bone | NOPE |
| sprained anything | YEAH, MY TOE LIKE 100 TIMES! |
| passed out | ALMOST, IN MY PARTY |
| made yourself pass out | ALMOST |
| been to disney world | I WANNA GO! |
| been to a theme park (not disney) | FUCK YEAH, THEY'RE THE SHIT! |
| said i love you and meant it (not to a relative) | YEAH |
| made a model volcano (working model) | MAYBE LATER TODAY |
| made a clover leaf with your tounge | NAH, I'M NOT THAT SPECIAL |
| past | |
| what did you do yesterday | HANG OUT WIT CHRISTINE AND JD, THEN WENT TO MONTERAY WIT CHRISTINE, AND THEN TO MARI'S WIT CHRISTINE |
| memory you miss the most | ::SIGH:: |
| memory you want to forget | ::DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES IN: LOL |
| something you regretted after it was done | LOTS, BUT THEN GOOD THINGS CAME IN RESULT |
| the last | |
| song you heard | CALIFORNIA BY LENNY KRAVITZ |
| cd you bought | I DIDN'T BUY, JD BURNED ME THIS CURE MIX CD |
| thing you said | I WHISTLED? |
| time you cried | DURING THE SUMMER |
| movie seen in a theater | THE FORGOTTEN! |
| thing you ate | PUSSY, NAH, OREOS |
| person who called | MARI |
| nail polish shade worn | BLUE |
| time you showered | TODAY |
| person who complimented you | MARI, LOL |
| at this moment | |
| what are you listening to | DARLING NIKKI BY FOO FIGHTERS (PRINCE COVER) |
| what are you wearing | TORN JEANS AND MY PJ SHIRT |
| what are you thinking | SEX, LOL, JK |
| what are you scared of most | BEING ALONE |
| how many people are on your buddy list | 100 |
| future | |
| occupation | COMPUTER WHATEVERS |
| marriage site | HAS TO BE OUTDOORS |
| honeymoon | JUPITER |
| place to live | THE MOON |
| kids | 500 |
| car | HONDA ACCORD |
| what are you doing tomorrow | TO THAT FESTIVAL THINGY TO SEE COUSIN SHAKE HER BIGGO ASS WHILE MARCHING, LOL |
| do you think george bush will be reelected | I HOPE NOT, I'LL SLAP HIM |
| will there be a wwIII | I HOPE NOT |
| will politics ever be truthful | NAH |
| will humanity snuff itself out | I DUNNO |
| can the gov. be changed | NAH, WE'RE FUCKED UP MORE THAN AN ABUSED BLOWUP DOLL |
| friends | |
| best friend | I DON'T HAVE A BEST FRIEND, I HAVE CLOSE FRIENDS! WHICH IS EVERYONE! |
| funniest | MARI, MONA, SANDRA, AND EDGAR |
| silliest | MONA |
| loudest | ME |
| quietest | AHH...GOTTA GO WIT LETS |
| craziest | MARI!!!!!!!!!!! |
| calmest | CELINA AND NISIA |
| skinniest | MARI, LOL |
| best secret keeper | THE PEOPLE I TRUST |
| worst secret keeper | NO COMMENT |
| the one you have but don't want | I'M NOT THAT KIND OF A BITCH |
| smartest | CHRISTINE, CELINA, CHANGA, AND CHANGO |
| preppiest | CHANGA |
| peppiest | SALLY? |
| most hyper | MARI |
| hottest | FUCKING JD!!! |
| weirdest | VERO P. LOL |
| biggest pervert | HAHAHA ALL OF US |
| most annyoing | MARI WHEN YOUR WAY TOO HYPER! BUT I STILL LOVE YOU |
| shyest | LETS |
| most religious | MY MOM, LOL, I JUST HAD TO PUT HER THERE |
| do you believe in | |
| heaven | YEAH, BUT WE CAN'T GO THERE HONEY! |
| hell | NAH |
| angels | NOT GUARDIAN ANGELS |
| devil | YEAH |
| god | YEAH |
| buddha | NO |
| aliens | NO, GOVERNMENT MAKES EM |
| ghosts | I HAVE ANOTHER THEORY, BUT IF YOU KNOW PLACES WIT THE SUPERNATURAL PRESENCE, EMAIL ME STORIES PLEASE PLEASE AND IF YOUR LOCAL, EMAIL THE ADDRESS THANK YOU MUUAAH |
| spirit (soul) | NO |
| soulmates | NO |
| reincarnation | SHIT HAPPENS |
| love at first sight | NO |
| karma | MAYBE |
| love in general | YEAH |
| luck | SHIT HAPPENS |
| yourself | NO SHIT FUCKER! ITS ME HERE! |
| crush | |
| who and when was your first crush | THIS ONE GUY IN KINDER WHO IS NOW HOMOSEXUAL |
| any now | NOPE |
| a celebrity crush | COLIN FERREL AND ANGELINA JOLIE!!! |
| who do you want to be with right now | MY TEDDY BEAR (GET IT CHRISTINE?) |
| whos number do you want | HOW BOUT SN? |
| who do you want to kiss | DOESN'T MATTER |
| what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex | NOTHING, GUYS ARE GUYS, LOVE EM THE WAY THEY ARE! I DO! |
| if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be | BOTH COLIN FERREL AND ANGELINA JOLIE |
| on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you | WHILE BEING DRUNK, I'M NOT SURE |
| first thing noticed about the opposite sex | SENSE OF HUMOR AND SMILE, AHH...I LOVE SMILE |
| what do you look for personality-wise | TRUST? |
| biggest turn on | HEHEHE |
| biggest turn off | UGH |
| something thay weat that turns you on | BLACK |
| something they wear that turns you off | STUPID SHIT |
| the most romantic thing you want to happen to you | SNAGGING THE CAR AND DRIVING UP THE MOUNTAINS AND STARING AT THE STARS, SHUT UP, SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! |
| the most romantic thing that has happened to you | AHH...CAN'T REMEMBER |
| what do you wear on a coffee date | A CHICKEN SUIT AND WHAT |
| is it right to flirt if you're taken | SURE WHY NOT |
| is cyber cheating | HAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER |
| are eyes the passegeway to the soul | I DUNNO |
| who would you like to take to the prom | ANGELINA JOLIE |
| do you want to hug somebody right now | YEAH, I LOVE HUGGING PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY GUYS |
| do you know what an aphrodisiac is | NAH, I'M STUPID, I DON'T LIKE READING |
| describe | |
| mellow | RELAXXXXED |
| melancholy | ALL STUPID |
| the perfect date | THE THING WIT THE CAR AND THE MOUNTAINS AND THE STARS |
| the perfect mate | SOMEONE CAN CAN FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG, LOL, JK |
| how m&m's are made | WIT CHOCOLATE AND COLORS |
| why manhole covers are round | CUZ GOD SAID SO |
| one or the other | |
| coke/pepsi | DIET COKE (WHOA, I ACCIDENTLY SPELLED SOMEONE'S NAME THAT I SHOULDN'T OF) |
| sprite/7-up | THEY BOTH TASTE THE FUCKING SAME |
| boxers/briefs | BOXERS |
| gold/silver | SILVER NO SHIT, GOLD ARE FOR LIKE, PIMPOS |
| vanilla/chocolate | CHOCOLATE ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M ON MY RAG |
| flowers/candy | GOOD ASS CANDY |
| book/magazine | MAG |
| tv/radio | TOUGH ONE... |
| glass half empty/half full | I DUNNO, YOUR MOTHER |
| democrat/republican | DEMOCRAT |
| colored pencils/markers | MARKERS!!!!!! |
| coffee/tea | COFFEE, THE GOOD ONES |
| sun/moon | I LIKE THE SUNS AND MOONS AND STARS PRINTS, BUT IN REALITY, I LIKE THE MOON |
| day/night | NIGHT |
| hot/cold | COLD |
| dog/cat | DOGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| button/zipper | BUTTON, OH YES, SEXY |
| cotton/feather pillow | MINE'S THE BEST |
| blue/purple | BOTH |
| plumber/trashman | WHICH EVER ONE IS FUCKING HOT |
| jeans/shorts | JEANS |
| long distance relationship/none | I THINK LONG DISTANCE, THAT WAY, THEY GIVE ME ALL THE FUCKING SPACE I WANT |
| mechanical/regular pencil | MECHANICAL |
| matt/ben | HAHA, NONE, HOW BOUT CHEWY? |
| that 70's show/simpsons | SIMPSONS |
| kelso/eric | HORHAY |
| donna/jackie | DONNA... |
| bart/lisa | BART |
| romeo/juliet | ROMEO |
| romantic comedy/thriller | THRILLER!!!!!! GET UP GET UP, WHOA, SORRY |
| nsync/bsb | OMG, THAT'S A REALLY TOUGH ONE, HEH, NONE!!! |
| peanut butter/jelly | BOTH |
| waffles/pancakes | I THINK WAFFLES |
| letter/email | BOTH |
| florida/california | CALIFORNIA BITCH! |
| pizza/burgers | PIZZAAAAAAA |
| hat/visor | WHATEVER |
| football/rugby | SWEATY BALLS, LOL, JK |
| iceskating/blading | I WANNA LEARN BOTH |
| movie at home/in theater | ANYTHING IS GOOT |
| first thing you think of when you hear | |
| yellow | A BIGGO FUCKING BUS COMING TOWARDS ME |
| red lipstick | PORN AND "COME FUCK ME" HEELS |
| socks | MY LIL SISTERS STINKY ASS ONES |
| cowtipping | COUSIN, LOL |
| moulin rouge | WHORES |
| greenland | A PLACE |
| iceland | BJORK |
| harry potter | HAHAHAHAHA |
| red | SEX |
| blackberry | THAT ONE JELLY |
| rose | WATER, LOL, DON'T ASK ME |
| rooster | THE ONE I CHASED IN MEXICO THAT GOT ITS HEAD CUT OFF IN THE END, FUCKER DESERVED IT, REALLY |
| taxes | MO MONEY FOR ME |
| bill clinton | WAS COOL |
| whipped cream | ON YOUR TITS, LOL, JK |
| george w. bush | MORE PROBLEMS |
| lollipops | STICKS, HEHE |
| dreams | THE SKY |
| love | PINK, WEIRD |
| guys | BONER, LOL, JK |
| south park | BOOBOOS, NO OFFENSE BABE |
| boy bands | ON ME, HEHE |
| pengiuns | I DUNNO, BUT CHRISTI |
| girls | TITS, LOL!!!! |
| thong | BLACK? |
| death | AHHH |
| spoons | WASHING DISHES |
| junk mail | PORN |
| dairy | THE SCENT OF SHIT |
| panties | SILK |
| your father | BUDWEISER |
| pizza | THE BIGGO LIL CEASERS GUY |
| britney spears | SEX |
| vitamin | ORANGE JUICE |
| are you | |
| happy | FUCK YEAH!!! I'M JAMMING RIGHT NOW!!! |
| sad | NAH |
| religious | OH HELLS NO I AIN'T GOING NUN! |
| bitchy | SOMETIMES |
| crazy | YEAH |
| messy | YEAH |
| mad | WHEN MY MOM PISSES ME OFF ONLY |
| slacker | YEAH |
| nerd | HAHAHA, YEAH...RIGHT! |
| bookworm | NOPE |
| jock | NO, BUT I'LL DO EM |
| preppy | NAH |
| selfish | THATS EVIL |
| giving | THAT'S NICE |
| obsessive | NOOOOO, THOSE PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS |
| violent | "IF YOU FREAKEN HIT ME, I'LL FREAKEN HIT YOU" TELL ME WHERE'S THAT FROM AND I'LL FUCK YO COUCH |
| calm | YEAH |
| peaceful | YES |
| mellow | YES, THAT TOO |
| eccentric | MAYBE |
| caring | YEAHHHHH |
| untrustworthy | FUCK NO!!! |
| loyal | I DUNNO |
| patriotic | NO |
| perverted | YEAH |
| colorful | YEAH |
| artistic | SOMETIMES, FUCK MY FINGERS ARE BEGINNING TO HURT |
| miscellanoues | |
| what color is your jacket | BLACK |
| do you shave | YEAH, I HAVE TO OR I'LL LOOK LIKE FUCKING AMY FROM CONGO |
| where | EVERYWHERE!!!!! |
| what color is your razor | STILL GOOD |
| what size is your bed | BIGGER AND BETTER, HEHE |
| what color crayon would you be | SILVER |
| what are the last four digits of you phone number | 5309!!!!!!! |
| feelings on abortion | LET THE CHICK DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS AIIGHT? DON'T TELL HER WHAT'S RIGHT OR WRONG, JUST FUCK OFF. |
| how lond does it take you to shower | HALF AN HOUR, CUZ I SMELL LIKE SHIT |
| what does your screenname mean | "ADHESIVE LOVE" LIKE IN STP'S "ADHESIVE". LISTEN TO IT, IT'S A GREAT SONG |
| thoughts on blonde pop stars in general | THEY'RE CUTE, BUT ANNOYING |
| who so you trust the most | THE PEOPLE I LOVE |
| is cussing a necessity in life | IT'S PART OF MY DAILY VOCAB |
| how about coffee | NAH, ONLY WHEN YOU NEED TO FINISH SHIT IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF HOURS |
| is the world screwed | YES, SORRY TO SAY, BUT BIG TIME |
| what something you cant live without | EYELINER |
| what time did you fall asleep | 11, BUT I WOKE UP AT 4, LIKE THE LAST 2 WEEKS |
| know what 69 means | HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE |
| how about 143 | ISN'T THAT LIKE, THE DEVIL OR SOMETHING, WAIT THATS 666, MY BAD! |
| can you live without a microwave | I LIKE FIRE, SO YEAH |
| what do think about death | SAD |
| where and when do you want to be married | WHEN I'M DONE OFFICALLY WIT MY PARTYING LIFE |
| do you want to drop out of school | NAH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT |
| why is the sky blue | CUZ OF THE OCEAN!!!! |
| what is a good trait about yourself | LOTS OF THINGS, NOT TO BE CONCIDED OR ANYTHING |
| what do you always think about | YOUR MOTHER |
| what is wrong with your school | WELL, THE PREVIOUS SCHOOL, BASICALLY EVERYTHING, I HOPE IT BURNS DOWN |
| what is right with your school | NOTHING, MR WRIGHT, LOL |
| how do you react to change | I DUNNO |
| do you talk to yourself | WHEN I'M INA BITCH ASS SITUATION |
| what is your opinion on love | LOVE IS LOVE BABE |
| can you afford to lose weight | YEAH, BUT TOO LAZY |
| what color would you dye your hair | I DUNNO, I'M GONNA STOP CUZ I'M GOING BALD DUE TO DYING MY HAIR EVERY GOD DAMN MINUTE |
| best thing anyones told you | SOOO...MANY...THINGS!!!!! |
| what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot | "I KNOW" LOL, SORRY!!! IT JUST IS!!! |
| does being psycho appeal to you | FUCK NO, BURN IN HELL |
| if you wrote a book, what would it be about | ABOUT "LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA!!!!!!!!" |
| what would you change your name to | JUGS, HAHAHAHAHA |
| longest crush lasted how long | 4 YEARS |
| tme finished | RIGHT NOW |