Well these are just some inside jokes with me and my friends...I don't really expect anyone to understand most of them, but oh well...I just did it for the friends who would because I love them...hehe...enjoy!!


bri & danny know what that means!!

hans moleman wham! deedee-slash-angel aka scrappaslut "why did they freeze your account? were you prostituting your aisha?" "yeah...i was soliciting other neopets and doing neopets porn...my website was www.nakedneopets.com" nps "welcome to palo alto, mercedes & kelly. we've been expecting you." scary construction workers @ 2am mullets: business in the front, party in the back READ...uh...is he raising awareness for children? elian, randall & bt *head nod* *bitch slap* "i'm gonna rape you...FOUR!!" "i just made my last payment" the sleeping man on light rail mckinley park "do the medusa" "the lollipop" rolie polie olie going to see amanda bynes movies w/ joe "mercedes, is that a girl or a guy?" "uhh...i dunno...go ask...it." *10 minutes later* "mercedes, it's a girl!!" "did you ask her?" "yeah" "what did you say?" "hi, and she said *in a really high voice* 'hi'" *nsync concerts with kelly...we're keepin it real!! TREVOR!!!! jimmy fallon's winter olympics rendition *what the hell is on yo' mind, what you got on yo' mind?...ain't no homies play hockey, if it's below 30, you can bite me...THAW OUT!!* ok...jimmy fallon in general (right, jolaa?!) evan is so hotter than jaron...or is it jaron is hotter than evan? lol... don't get any skull tattoos, jolaa!! me & danny partaying it up on new years!! "bad kitty" *bam bam* wow...she's really..........UGLY!! jagged edges "tell his bony skeletal looking ass to come outside...and tell him not to turn sideways, cuz he'll disappear...lookin' like jack from nightmare before christmas." "mercedes, you better be nice when we get up to the house." "ok, i won't say "HI JACK!" when we get up there." his ol' pretend cuban ass...how are you gonna pretend to be cuban?! tony stealing everything from 7-11 reciting lines from the simpsons doug has a mullet!! meeting the donnas...uh-oh!! the three musketeers the motley crew "he looked like his hair shoulda been pulled back in a tight ass pony tail for how chincy his eyes looked" "north or south, north or south?!?!?!" me rockin' out by myself to good charlotte & new found glory "y juan!" which way do we go in?!?! call matt...sifl & olly *sings* prostitute, prostitute laundry the sud alliance: RaZaH bLaDe, sHoWaH GeL, sHaVaH cReAm, LoOfAh sPoNgE where you going, gus? "RT Cares"...you mean RT kills!! the green lady in macy's my hot pink & silver sequined sweater...when are we gonna get that off layaway, danny t.? she is domaciously cheating on her thomasina delonge chillin in the bookroom everyday l.a. or bust rear-ending wetbacks "mercedes, you really made him out to be this big fat guy." "yeah...i know...he's really not that bad." "there goes curtis...in his wheelchair?!" reciting lines from "friends" danny t.'s illiterate entry in my first guestbook the ostm...awww...those were the days "lorenzo" thinking she was gonna beat my ass at holy bowl danny's boo umm...me and danny thinking we lost our hearing @ capital carage the cockroach crawling up the wall @ capital garage...that was so disgusting meeting the donnas..."what is donna f. doing?!" talking to donna c. for about 3 hours me walking everyone's mile at the relay..."jolaa, do you wanna walk?" "no" "ok, i'll do it" stalking porky ...and him driving by while we were trying to stalk him... TARGET!!! yo mama jokes..."yo mama so old, she has an autographed copy of the bible" marlboro lights jolaa breaking my lamp "did you just break my lamp?" "girl, she just broke your lamp" "i'm sooooo sorry" jolaa lookin' like michael jackson after getting her face dumped in her cake...haha! playing twister his talking shoes, "boy story" shirt, and new balances "light me, light me" dawson's creek "..but he's this big *puts fingers about an inch apart from each other*" "...and he's this ugly *puts arms as far apart from each other as humanly possible*" "but jolaa, he has ugly shoes...i don't think i can like him cuz he has ugly shoes" well, he wore pajama pants to school everday, so... all my snazzy ringtones mine & danny's secret ass-slapping handshake $1.98 cd's @ the beat (ace of base & blues traveler, jolaa!!! you know i love you!!) "danny, i seriously thought you had a mullet. i was like, 'whoa! he sure grew that mullet quick!'" she's attractive? maybe to coco the gorilla the cop pushing the car..."i know he wants to pull him over, but damn, did he really need to push him?" all rap music sounds the same *makes an ambulance noise* "blue bottle, blue bottle" the earth song-"what about the africans?!" "i dunno...what about them?!" the red box-"we want the box! we want the box!" the african zulu princess barbie carl's jr. is the raunchiest place on earth..."i wonder how the bathroom smells here?" ethnic hello kitty & strawberry shortcake danny & me knowing all the names of the neopets @ target simpsons toys "her head is leaned back and she's making a weird face...so she's doing coke" we're just going to vic's, why would be driving by porky's house? "yeah...i'm sure they posed with that background...and for that magazine" $320 britney spears tickets: section 1...01 row p....arking lot letting me & kelly sit that close at *nsync...crazy people!! *in a mexican accent* "what?" brown pride...with his dark ass sunshades & slicked back hair "what homes?" rock the mic tour...fiddy pullin out his .38 special it's trash day everday in oak park i have road rage...bad me: "damn wetbacks...all they're good for is stealing." danny: *offended* "hey!!"..."i know...." the break dancing whammy! "that's worse than porno acting." lil' kim dressed in dolce & gabana when she's supposed to be in the 80's...coming over @ 5am "V.I.P. we're with the band." the "naughty page" (lol bri!) "shrek gained 30 pounds!" "and she's not exaggerating either." crazy driving vacaville boys "i wonder if it's like pinocchio and it grows when he lies?...LIE TO ME!! LIE TO ME!! LIE TO ME!!" my computer that was made when jesus was around me: "he's the girl version of me." danny: "so you're not a girl?" want a leg of cow, danny? we're soooo cheap!! dicks & vaginas are not welcome! "see, i would go on that if it was at great america...but this is the state fair, so no." "what did you do at the fair?" "oh...we walked around and looked at the ar-...i mean, we went on all the rides." we're the only people who liked 'gigli' "i'm gonna simple plan my ass right back home." "we're retards." ANTONIA!!! "gooser" in 20 years...lol!! singing new found glory & blink at the top of our lungs re-inactment of vulgar he looks like a cartoon character orson osbourne!! "he has dredlocks on his asshole!" I WUV YOU!!! tony's "sexy face" CHA!!! "his new band should be Key to Orson...instead of Key to Arson..." stealing a ton of free warped tour postcards from tower my ghetto piņata OMG!!! IT'S GOOSER!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! crest night effucks/esucks/noeffects wait til we get our white ass teeth, danny!! we're gonna be like ross--"are those...your teeth?!" damn half-wetbacks...breaking my little heart!! lol danny t. me: "put your seatbelt on so i don't get a ticket." tenley: "no, you just don't want your windshield to get broken when we get in an accident." tenley yelling obscene things out the window @ passersby we need to go shopping for the "new apartment" at target...aka filling up the cart and just leaving it k-mart is the armpit of america "i could never slit my wrists...i'd call the cops on myself: 'yes. i'm a dumb cunt and cut my wrists open...save me!!!'" FIDDY FIDDY!! YOUR HELMET IS STUPID!! "I wanna be your new friend ............6jk254lh34" "so i heard you give good head." danny giving tenley "head" in the mcdonald's drive-thru...and the black guy staring at us having conversations with people you don't know "I'M BORED. I'M TIRED. I'M HOT." "hey danny, you seen 'one eight seven'?" spending 32786432 hours on icons proud sheen hater! mandy moore...bleck!! buying krispy kreme with a 2 dollar bill & some dollar coins ...and then danny tearin' that shit up!! haha danny: "my hair is all oily." me: "are you using your afro-sheen again?!" sanjeep-jeep martin j. blige danny: "man, the pictures made me think she was actually singing. i was proud." me: "hahahahhahahahhaha." "imma take a ya on." my illiteratism (<--is that even a word? oh well...it is now. lol danny t. )thinking of inside jokes to put on the inside jokes page okie dookie "only we can make up our own deragatory terms." SHEENS!! "can i get a #1 with no sour cream, a pizza, chicken strips, a grilled stuft burrito...oh, and do you deliver?" "i'm gonna go in there, look the clerk in the eye, flip him off, grab a piece of beef jerky, take a bite out of it, throw it back in the thing, and walk outta there." the hindu party with christmas lights at 3 in the morning...was it a bar mitzvah, joe?! "man, it looks like the party is just getting started." the right stuff our 24 hour shopping center the mercedes disease--pulling down your shirt every 30 seconds fighting in biology terms--"LIPID YOUR MOM!" "well...nucle...i...uh-oh!! plurals!!" "we're here, getting drunk...blacking out." people who drink are so cool...but people who smoke are even cooler. and the only thing cooler than that is illegal drugs the greatest idea ever: spread nails all over the stairs, then run up & down the stairs...with a pair of scissors in your hand. seth falling down the stairs application to HISP: "do you listen to dave matthews band?" "yes." "tell us about science." "ummm...i don't really like science." "well you listen to dave matthews band...you're in!!" hardcore dancing @ 3 oaks "mcdonald's is too corporate for hardcore kids." "shut up, joe, it's our hardcore inside joke...yes, can we have the most corporate thing on the menu...preferably something with the actual golden arches on it...thanks." family guy--stewie beating lois' ass with a chair "i feel so deliciously white trash. mommy, i want a mullet!" the paris hilton sex tape everybody push--i can tell your old by your hair!! bourbon chicken @ the galleria...mmmm!! "and you wonder why you get pulled over for speeding." "actually, i don't...i know exactly why i get pulled over...it's just a good thing they haven't caught me going 100 in a 65." "i don't know mr. crab, i don't know..." fresh prince was on for 7 hours!! nahh! nahhh! nig episodes of 5th wheel we're kleptos!!! my star bracelet that zelda got me from guess "it hurts to look at you...no, literally, it hurts my stomach to look at you..." so i'm gonna hire a sniper and we're gonna take her out... "ummm...it looked like mcdonald's puked on his head." willy wonka is an amazing movie, danny!! ;-) ricky martin is jewel!! "don't get outta the car...it'll look like we're having sex!!" "yeah...and all three of us coming out a car with fogged up windows looks much better." "last night, me and bri..." *punches himself in the face...zelda & me go into spazmatic laughter* "are you ok?! omg!! i thought we knocked you off the bed!!" "stop being all couply...i'm so jealous!" i'm gonna sit on a big pile of dirt and be all mopey and call people... "if you leave this room, i swear to god! omg!! you better not leave me here!!" "zelda...are you home alone?" "yeah...why? are you outside?" "no..." "are you under my bed." "no...i mean, maybe..." *opens curtains* "ahhhh!!!"

well that's it for now. i'm sure there are sOoOo many more, but i'm tired and my brain hurts...so hopefully those were good for now...if you have more that i should add, click here.