500 Questions or Everything You Didn't Want to Know About Me


1. What brand of toothpaste?

anything with that whitening crapp in it.. have to keep mah pearls sparkling white

2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or separate?

Seperate

3. What Brands?

herbal essence

4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular? 

mint

5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ? 

pull them up

6. Toilet paper: wad or fold?

fold!

7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? 

ohm 

8. Favorite color?

cant just picc wun.... but uhh.. me-za likez black, blue, white, brown and burgundy.. any bold colors too i guezz

9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing?

both... it depends tho

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? 

oranges... prefferably cold... yum (:P)

11. Lefty or righty?

righty

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? 

half-empty.. of course

13. Bleh or blah? 

bleh blah blah bleh ehh.. wuts the difference

14. What do you like about yourself? 

my intellect

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers?

jez.... i love boxerz... specially when am juz kiccin it @ home.... they so comfy

16. Do you sing in the shower?

but of course my horse.. ohhhlwayz

17. Do you talk to your cat/dog/rodents?

plants.. shoes... pencils... u name it... i talk to everything...lol... (i have problems)

18. Do you talk to yourself? 

oh my God do I!! lol

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist?

ohm... thats a negative

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name?

nope

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? 

fak no.. lol

22. Do you have 11 toes? 

why... do u have like a foot fetish or sumn... eaaaaak

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used?

pardon mwa.. do u have sum grey poupon.. *raspberries* hahaha

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? 

shore.. y not

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink?

ya

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?

wutz up doc

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot?

do u?

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? 

ohm...... if i were a lesbo... shore

29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear?

anything bold

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous?

yea

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day?

i dont give a fAk.. ill still go


32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? 

ya... speshally if they all spandexy...lol

33. How do you take mascara off? 

its a thing called.. makeup remover.. duhhhh

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on?

oh ya baby..lol

35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? 

shore.. i dont think its THAT difficult.. 

36. Would u ever wear lip gloss?

ya

37. What's better: gummi sweet-tarts or sweet-tart gum?

gummi sweet tarts 

38. M&Ms or Skittles?

m&m'z if they got peanuts n em

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her?

yes... i love big momma

40. What is 1 + 1 ?

lets see...... if u take the furst digit (which is 1) and add it to the second digit (which is 1), the resulting answer would be 2

41. What is your favorite holiday? 

Halloween

42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman

RuPaul.... u better work.. work it bitch..hahhaha

43. How old are you?

23

44. How old do you WANT to be?

13 

45. Where do you want to live?

Ibiza, Spain

46. Where do you want to go? 

Everywhere 

47. Who do you want to meet?

bjork, beth gibbons, cindy lauper, madonna, marylin monroe, lucille ball

48. Do you like Kool-Aid?

simply love it dahling

49. Does pine-sol smell good?

i guezz :/

50. What are your favorite pizza toppings?

cheese, tomatoes, pepp, ham, errything but pineapples and anchovies

51. Do you like toast?

ya.. specially with garlic and basil.. served with spaghetti and a big bowl of salad with italian dressing and a nice glass of white wine.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. am hungry now

52. Do you still carve pumpkins? 

not no more....... but i will again.. as soon as my daughter gets older :)

53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? 

ho ho ho 

54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?

yes 

55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? 

nope

56. Clear or colored?

clear

57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint?

bubble gum

58. Where is your hand right NOW?

on this dayum keyboard 

59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? 

left pinky.... got a nice fat ice ring on it.. * shines it @ u:::: blingy bling*

60. Okay or O'tay? 

okey dokey pokey lokey

61. French poodle or French kiss? 

french frieeeeeeeeeees... yummy

62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? 

ya...... legnth times width remember.. duhhh

63. If not, how big are they REALLY? 

go bacc to school

64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? 

both

65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? 

sho nuff do

66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? 

yep

67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? 

nope... she dont tell me how old she be.. period

68. Have you ever used colored white-out?

not that i recall

69. What do you think of Smurfette? 

she too stucc up

70. What is your favorite book?

do i have to picc one?????? maybe...... Loose Woman

71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound?

*daydreaming*..... did u say sumn?

72. Salmon or Cod?

Salmon

73. Crab or Lobster?

Lobster

74. What sounds better: up or down?

up.. that way u get the best of both worlds.. for wut goes up.. must come down *wink*

75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards?

sideways

76. Ok, NOW where is your hand?

my fist will b in ur foccin face if u dont quit axin that question

77. Describe the best day of your life.

I got drunk and forgot it

78. Broom or mop?

Broom

79. What is your favorite word?

as dear ol kelly osbourne says it... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... now shut up

80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. ;P

*phew*

81. What is your full name?

D_ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

82. What do you wish your name was?

wut it was in my past life... Belle

83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. 

um... you go first

84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? 

Tsege 

85. Are your feet the same size?

wtf

86. Cassettes or CDs?

CDs

87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? 

No but it could be

88. What are your Christmas traditions?

sleep.. wakeup.. eat breakfast.. take a shyt... kicc it with relatives.. eat dinner... take pix... open presents.. take a shyt.... then go bacc to sleep

89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?

tear 

90. 10 more to go, are you bored?

duhhhh

91. Do you like onions?

ya.. they add pizzazzzzz to mah food 

92. What would you name your band, if you had one?

Psyko Bytchez  

93. Have you ever worn a dress?

ya

94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? 

uwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

95. Frogs or toads?

frogs... with some basil and cilantro sauce with garlic and white wine... mmmmmmm

96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11?

fa sho!!

97. 8 or 3?

cant picc....... has to be both.. 3 cuz itz mah wun of mah lucky #z and 8 cuz twaz the day i wuz born

98. How long can you hula-hoop for?

15 sec

99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME?

oh yea...... been knowing that

100. You made it. Do you love me now? 

ohm... love is such a strong word


_____________________________________________________ 

I lied, there are more...

whoopdeedoo.

101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little?

I wuz smarter than that

102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for?

am not telling

103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? 

Yepperz... oh say can u see.. by the dawns early light.........

104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? 

no but boxing iz.. heh heh heh

105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? 

i dont think so

106. If not, what?

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dee duuuuummm lets see...... prolly Xavier.. Daniel... 

107. What about your daughter?

well mah furst daughter's name is Crystal Star.. so i think id name mah other daughter... Heaven Ecstacy 

108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. 

wuz pretend singin "Im wishing on a star" with mah gurl.. on the microphone @ the altar in church (when i wuz an altar gurl @ catholic skoo) and the microphone automatically turned on and our voices echoed all across the church hall and school...lol

109. Do you read tabloids?

Ya.. when am bored

110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? 

oh yeah... lol

111. Do you like cotton candy? 

yum 

112. Do you suffer from cramps? 

once a month....lol 

113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling?

nope.. take a shower everyday....... am always so fresh and so cleean clean..lol

114. Favorite food?

cheesecake, ice cream, yogurt, sweet bread, salad, beef skirt plate steak, ribs, chicken, tacos...etc

115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?

buy me a 67 stang

116. Ribbed or plain?

I hope ur reffering to teeshirts 

117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? 

LaLa... of course

118. Apple pie or cherry pie?

apple 

119. Pepsi or Coke?

Pepsi

120. Strawberry or Vanilla? 

vanilla 

121. Favorite movie? 

ever after... ghost world.. sweet home alerbamer.. romey and michelle.. legally blonde......etc.. just look at my interest page

122. Favorite Actor?

Will Smith, Samuel Jackson

123. Favorite Actress? 

Jeanine Garafolo, Ashley Judd, Angelina Jolie, Christina Ricci, Reese Wtherspoon, Jodie Foster and Julia Roberts 

124. Cheerios or corn flakes?

corn flakes

125. Panty hose or thigh-highs?

Thigh Highs

126. Do you shave your legs?

duh

127. Midnight or mid-day?

midnight

128. Hope or Billy?

mmm....... i like both of them..lol

129. Cottonball or Q-tip? 

Q-tip 

130. Dry or lubricated? 

lubricated

131. Fast or slow? 

slow

132. Hard or soft? 

soft

133. Yogurt or ice-cream?

both

134. Spoon or fork? 

spoon

135. Are you crying right now?

hysterically..... lol 

136. Fling or flick?

fling

137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see?

flesh

138. Look to your left, what do you see?

my water fountain with purty stones

139. Look to your right, what do you see?

the hallway

140. Who is at your house right now?

me myself and i

141. Are your legs crossed right now?

as always ;)

142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? 

nope

143. Favorite song? 

wandering star

144. Boxers or briefs?

boxers 

145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? 

Blow Pops

146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint?

Doublemint 

147. Do you like to fish?

ya

148. Is your grandpa cool?

he dope

149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories?

nope

150. Do you snore?

Friends tell I do...lol ( i think they lyin tho) 

151. Describe how your breath smells right now.

smells like SPRITE

152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."

I am a girl... hummm... i dunno who id be

153. Does it taste good?

ya.. the sprite's nice and bubbly 

154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?

sponge.. im traumatized by that egg insect in the glue of envelopes story

155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/--?

pens.. not pencils.. dont like the flavor it leaves

156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)

garfield

157. Acting class or class act?

humm

158. Upside-down or downside-up?

upside down

159. What's up?

the rent

160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? 

frosted flakes..lol 

161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of?

honestly it reminds me of...................... dfhsdfsdfsds,, dfshdfkj..89yusdhfsd6ssdkjsdjsdu894154...22

162. Blondes or brunettes?

brunettes

163. Push or pull?

push

164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push?

i comprehend the meaning of pull 

165. Do you even read those door things?

unconsciously

166. Do spiders scare you?

nope

167. What does?

dont really know anymore

168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby?

thats nice

169. What was your first word? 

mAMA YO QUIERO..lol

170. What was your first phrase?

fucc you numbnuttz

171. What can you not pronounce?

????

172. Did you know my phone just rang? 

do u like scary movies

173. Is your phone ringing?

nope

174. What's your phone number?

(987)654-3210

175. Do you eat your toe-nails?

how did u know... lol

176. Are you in drag right now?

im fierce and all that *snapps fingers*

177. WalMart of Kmart?

both

178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?

ohm

179. How many REAL push-ups can you do?
 
20

180. How many fake push-ups can you do?

?

181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you tired now?

ohm

182. Does your bike have 2 wheels?

nooooooooo.. its a 8 wheeler

183. Are they flat?

fucc u

184. Can you do a hand-stand?

ya

185. Front or back?

ya 

186. Walk backward for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it?

ya

187. Are you on fire right now?

ya... burn baby burn disco inferno

188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it?

someonez been watchin too much Passions..lol

189. Sprite or 7-up? 

Sprite

190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper?

MUG

191. Bambi or Thumper?

thumper

192. Do you think Flower is hot?

do u?

193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? 

if i told u to succ mah dicc would u?

194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5?

nope 

195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free?

ew 

196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? 

304?

197. Is your left pinky right-handed?

wut kinna question is thaaaaaaaaaT?

198. 5+7+8-1234569U5x3=?

-3703702u5


199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have?

700.50.... ur retarded

200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing?

Depends on how wild u do it for

201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia?

gee i wonder

202. Can you burp whenever you want?

yes... im super talented :)

203. Will you call me?

only if i can slang ur azz

204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD? 

You must be Jamaican cause Jaimaican me horney baby

205. When you sit are you actually standing? 

ur dumb

206. Spit or swallow? <-- I mean gum :P.

spit 

207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me?

I go... and continue this tommorow..... buh byez now





208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez? 

ohm

209. How old were you when you were 12?

............gee, I DONT KNOW... WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME??? 

210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop..... is the quest-eon

211. On a bad?

more

212. X-Men or Power Rangers?

X-MEN

213. Go into a crowded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens? 

am not that psycho

214. Do people give you money?

nope

215. Pizza or squid?

pizza

216. Love or war?

love 

217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? and why?

all

218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why?

humm...... the day i was born..... cuz lifez been shitty

219. Shake or stir?

stir... with 2 olives not 3 please

220. Pen or pencil?

pencil

221. On or off?

off

222. Ribbit or croak?

ribbit 

223. Comb or brush? 

brush 

224. Sitting: Indian-style or on your knees.

Indian-style

225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe? 

bangs

226. How long are yours? 

long

227. How long is it?

like 20 inch i think

228. Will you please send me your picture? 

nope

229. A large group of friends or a best friend?

best friend

230. Nick or Shawn?

ohm

231. Lori or Kim?

ohm

232. Laurie or Lori?

laurie

233. Chris or Kris? 

Chris 

234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met?

there are so many

235. Why?

too horney

236. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met?

myself

237. Why?

cuz i like strange things

238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild? 

wild

239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry?

high

240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad? (ok these are lame so what :P)

all

241. Wind, water, or fire? 

water

242. Earth or sky?

Both

243. Iced or hot?

Iced

244. Mocha or regular?

mocha

245. Would you like fries with that?

fa sho

246. Single or double?

single

247. Mild or hot sauce?

hot

248. What do you think about guns?

heh heh

249. What color is your hand?

a lighter shade of brown baby

250. Do you like being called nice?

i guess

251. Are you right-faced?

ohm

252. If you were a frog would you eat flies?

if i were poisnous.. id lick myself.. be like beavis.... wuts up beavis.. huuuu-uhhh

253. Do you eat flies already?

oh yea.. everyday man

254. If you were a cat would you eat rats?

humm... prolly

255. Do you have a pet rat? 

i did..... had 2..... Itchy and Scratchy... but then they moved with my best friend at that time... to Arizona

256. Name your pets.

ok Arlene.. my kitty
Penelope.. my kittys' kitty
Oso.. my doggy
Muneca.. my kitty
Lassie.. my doggy
Bambi... my doggy
Capoline... my doggy
Duke.. my doggy
Chippy... my birdy
Fishy.. my fishy...lol
colorine.. my bull
and the list goes on and on and on and on 



257. Do you love your pets?

very dearly

258. Are you an exclamation kind of person or a period?

period...... cuz wut i say goes and that is that

259. Do you love me (question mark)

no

260. VHS or hi-8?

VHS 

261. What is better: sand or dirt?

sand

262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer squirrels?

beach and sand

263. Are you scared of small animals?

nope

264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?

Jeannete... my twin....lol

265. Leave-in or Rinse-out? 

rinse out

266. Straight, waves, or curls? 

i like all

267. Who is your favorite power ranger?

ohm

268. Who is your favorite Smurf? 

papa.. cuz hez wise like muahz

269. Who is your favorite GI Joe?

all of them

270. Do you love Optimus Prime?

ya.. hez dope

271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the movie?

ohhhhh.. i cant tell u that.. watch the movie and find out

272. Did you watch Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little?

connect the dots.. la la la la

273. Would you watch it now if it was still on?

fak yaaaaa.. heh heh..lol

274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

according to that owl...3

275. Will the world ever know? 

someday

276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out?

nope..he jus told me outta the blu wun day

277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl?

owl

278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or puppets?

cartoon 

279. Have you ever been to Disneyland?

yep

280. Have you ever been to Disneyworld?

nope

281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do you want to go again?

someday

282. Have you ever been out of the country?

yep

283. If so, where?

everywhere

284. Do you like where you live?

nope

285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that fun?

refreshing

286. Count your fingers. How many do you have?

10 

287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished?

way too many

288. Do you secretly wish the road-runner would get caught?

do i plan to take over the world.. heh heh heh

289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety?

Sylvester 

290. Is your room messy right now? 

it looks... lived in

291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have now?

11

292. Are you sure you counted correctly?

let me count again... make that 12

293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail?

ohm

294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character?

nope

295. What is your favorite TV show? 

xfiles

296. Who is your favorite cartoon character?

harley quinn.. garfield... daria... jus look @ my interests page again

297. Who is your favorite TV character?

mulder

298. What are your favorite awards show? 

music awards

299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day?

dunno... its possible

300. If so, for what? If no, why not? 

for helpin others

301. What was the last certificate/award you got for?

bein a nerd in skoo 

302. Are you obsessed with sports? 

kinna sorta

303. What is your favorite sport?

fencing

304. Do you watch or play that sport?

all the time 

305. What is your favorite basketball team?

lakerz

306. What is your favorite baseball team?

dogers 

307. What is your favorite hockey team? 

mighty duccs..lol

308. What is your favorite football team? 

that i dont know

309. Favorite players? 

Imma Zimmerman

310. What is the most boring thing to watch on TV?

the news in italian

311. Do you watch golf?

when Im EXTREMELY bored 

312. Who is your favorite golfer? 

Happy Gilmore 

313. If you said you weren't bored before, are you now? If yes, SHUSH!

kinna... not really tho

314. What are you the King of?

am the queen of drama..lol

315. Can you name all the characters on the Simpsonís?

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Grandpa, Milhouse, Principal Skinner, Moe the bartender, Barney, Otto, Mr. Burns, Santaís little helper, the neighbor Ned Flanders, Maud, ah...their kids, Krusty the Klown, Side Show Bob, and that other side show guy...Itchy and Scratchy, Smithers, Apu, Patty and Selma, Nelson the bully, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Father Lovejoy, his wife, The Lawyer that does everything, the spanish Doctor guy, Cheif Wiggins, his and his retard son.. and uh... all the other kids at school.. and guys at work...lol

316. What is the bartenders name?

Moe

317. What is the quickie-mart's owner's name?

Apu

318. Who is the police chief? 

Wiggins

319. What is your school called?

UCI baby

320. What grade are you in? 

15th

321. What is your school colors? 

gold blue and white

322. What is your school mascot?

Peter the Anteater..lol

323. What clubs are you in? 

fencing club and honors club

324. Do you have a specific person who is your school mascot?

peter

325. If yes, what is his/her name and what do they wear? If no, you should. 

peter

326. How many teachers do you have?

5

327. What is your favorite subject? 

law

328. Why?

b/c its challenging

329. What is your worst subject?

Geometry

330. Why?

cuz they dont teach it right

331. What do you wish you had done in the past, but didn't?

i dont knooooooow... i think ive done everything

332. What do you wish you hadn't done? 

eaten that pizza that one day..... got sicc

333. What do you wish for?

world peace

334. What are your goals?

to be an attorney/fbi agent

335. What do you plan to be? 

something in law enforcement

336. Are you going to college (now or future?)

now

337. Did middle school suck?

it was alright

338. Did elementary school suck?

it was alright

339. Did you call elementary school something else? (grade school, basic?)

nope

340. How many people go to your school? 

a lot

341. How many did you wish go to your school?

like 20 so i could get parking

342. Do you hate anyone?

nope..... h8 is the result of either jealousy or ignorance and quite frankly my dear.... i dont feel that for anyone :)

343. Do you love anyone?

yes

344. Do you have a friend that you wish wasn't?

Oh GOD yes.

345. Do you read your horoscope? 

yeah 

346. Do you believe in that stuff?

kinda... depends on the source

347. Whipped cream or fudge syrup?

whipped cream

348. Please tell that someone that you love, just what you're thinking of, if tomorrow never comes! Did they like it?

ohm.. ya

349. Do you pick up pennies off the ground, if you find them?

yes but only if they are face up... so i can make a wish

350. Have you ever found someone's wallet?

yep

351. Did you give it back?

which time

352. What is the most money you've ever found at once?

20 dollars

353. Who is your favorite model? 

 Tyra Banks... shes not airheady like most models... shes smart.. independent and does wutever she likes without givin a fok bout wut ppl think... shes dope

354. Do you think women with a lot of makeup on are prettier?

fAk no

355. Do you want to be a model?

HELLLS BELLLLS NO

356. Can you walk the runway?

fa sho.. succ mah face up n errythang

357. Have you ever pretended you could?

nope.. dont gotsta pretend

358. Are you too sexy for your clothes? 

nope.. just right

359. Have you ever gone out with more than one person at a time?

ohm.... i plead the fifth

If so, what happened?

I felt bad so i left both of them

360. Do you read other people's mail? 

no

361. Are you Curious George?

only when it comes to knowledge

362. Do you like monkeys? 

yeah 

363. Do you look like a monkey?

nope

364. Are yawns contagious?

yes

365. Does yawning turn you on?

nope

366. Do you like Alanis Morissette?

yeah.. my Ex's cousin used to call me Alanis..lol

367. Do you think she is pretty? 

yea

368. Do you think she is a good singer?

yeah.. i can relate to her words 

369. What type of fetishes do you have?

none you sicc fucc

370. Do you wear socks on in bed? 

yep

371. Do socks turn you on?

get the fuck outta here

372. What do your weirdest socks look like?

they are black and have hot pink green blue yellow and white strippes.. lol... i know.. but God are they warm

373. Do your socks have holes in them?

nope

374. Do you want a Volkswagen?

yep.. a buggy

375. What is that kind of phone called with the round dialer thing that they don't make now?

rotary 

376. Do your socks smell? 

yep... like tide with bleach ;)

377. Do you smell?

yep.... i got my victoria's secret perfume on..lol 

378. What do you smell like?

secret crush

379. Will what you smell like make me puke?

unless ur allergic to fruit

380. What cologne do your wear?

I dont wear cologne

381. Or do you wear perfume? 

perfume

382. Does it smell better or worse than you?

i smell like Dove.... my pArfume smells fruity... so u tell me

383. Do you like CK-1 or CK-Be?

I like R2D2c3p0

384. Do you wish you were a woman?

I am one but if i wasnt.. HELL YA!!

385. So what's your foot doing right now?

it's kiccin it under mah chair

386. Look up, what's there?

uh... the ceiling

387. Do you have cable?

yepperz

388. Do you have extended-cable?

noperz.. jus regular.. as long as i got mah discovery and court tv.. iz all good

389. Do you think the word "HyPeRnEsS" sounds cool?

ohm

390. Do you have caller-ID?

maaaaaaaaaybe..... y... are u fixin on callin me?

391. Do you have call-waiting? 

yep

392. Do you have 2 phone lines?

nope

393. Do you think the phone company rips you off?

yep

394. Do you like your mom? 

i love babushka

395. Do you like your dad?

i love big poppa

396. Do you like your siblings?

oh yes.. i love my slaves

397. Now that you've been filling this out for a while, do you still remember what 1+1 = ? 

*thinking*

398. Do you have to use the bathroom now?

nope

399. When was the last time you did?

like 5 hrs ago

400. Do you have a guy bathroom or girl bathroom?

its androgynous

401. Are you the God of Kinkiness? 

nope

402. What is your bathroom's color theme? 

white

403. What room are you in now?

living room

404. What color shows up there the most?

brown.. burgundy

405. Do you know who Keroppi is?

yep

406. Do you know what Sanrio is?

yep

407. Can you wink with either eye?

sho nuff can *wink*

408. Can you roll your tongue?

yep

409. Do you have a chin-cleft?

nope

410. Do you like MTV?

its alright

411. Do you like Beavis and Butthead?

beavis.. huuuuuuu-uuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuhhh... wutz up beavis

412. Are you double-jointed?

nope

413. When was the last time you went to a picnic?

last week

414. Do you like parks?

yep

415. Do you like hiking? 

love

416. Do you like kids?

some 

417. Are you a kid?

@ heart

418. Do you want kids? 

have a child already

419. Do you want kids now?

""

420. How many kids do you want?

1 

421. Do you want to be a single parent?

nope

422. Are you going Easter egg hunting?

yes..... as  i do every year 

423. Do you hide Easter eggs from yourself?

ya...lol.. but *whispering* dont tell anyone

424. Do you hide gifts/money from yourself so you find them later and are surprised?

yea.. hahahhahahhahahah

425. Do you like your memories?

Most of them 

426. Have you ever been digging in your backyard (if you have one) and found something interesting? 

nope

427. If so, what? If no, start digging!

nope

428. Did you know my phone just rang again?

nope

429. Now is yours ringing?

nope

430. What is your favorite radio station?

KROQ... power 106 and groove radio :)

431. Do you know what a jingle is?

yep

432. Does your radio station have one?

yep

433. Have you memorized all their commercials?

i have a life u know

434. Do they play as many commercials as they play music?

nope

435. What kind of music do they play?

rocc.. hip hop.. u know all that top 40 shiat.. sept for groove....... they play mah trance ..heh heh

436. Are you hungry right now?

yep
437. Do you know of all the radio stations in your area?

nopes

438. Do you not even care?

nopes

439. When were you the most surprised last/ever?

dont remm

440. Why? What happened?

""

441. Uh, oh. My phone rang again. Did you know that time?

ohm

442. Do you like it or hate it when people call?

hate it 

443. Are you psychic? 

unfortunately 

444. Are you psycho?

yea an insane not givin a fuccccc no cracchead can compare psyko 

445. Do you like Beck?

ohm

446. Do you have 2 turntables and a microphone?

fa shoooooooooooooooo

447. Do you want to be a DJ?

am a dj

448. Are you a DJ?

yepprz

449. Do you know "where it's at?"

lol

450. Where do you want to be right now?

in London

451. Make a fist. Do you feel manly now?

nope

452. Do you like school? 

yep 

453. Do you bathe daily?

yep

454. Weekly?

yep

455. Monthly?

yep

456. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

*singing* the morning i wake up... before i put on my makeup... i say a lil prayer for yooooooooou..lol

457. Do you like waking up?

not really

458. Are you a morning person?

hell no

459. Would you let a girl paint your nails if she asked?

shore why not

460. Do you do it yourself?

yes 

461. Do your grandparents live in a cabin?

nope

462. Do you want to be the Unibomber junior?

hahaha 

463. Are you scared of the Easter Bunny?

nope.. its scared of me

464. What about the Tooth Fairy?

nope

465. Do you like sitting on Santa's lap?

nope

466. When was the last time you did?

I can't remember

467. Would you sit on Santa's lap for some silly putty?

for a second

468. Do you have a Ken doll?

yea..lol

469. Do you like him? 

he's plastic

470. Do you want Barbie?

i have enuff

471. Do you still play with GI Joes?

not as much

472. Are transformers cool?

fok yaa

473. Do you love A Christmas Story?

omg.. that is like THEE BEST XMAS STORy,.. ull shoot ur eye out kid..lol

474. Is it time to slam down?

not yet 

475. Does A Wonderful Life make you sick?

sss aight

476. Do you like glue?

elmer

477. What is your favorite recreational sport?

sk8n

478. Do you have a car?

yep

479. What kind? 

honda accord

480. What kind of car do you want?

67 chevy or impala

481. Have you ever swum in the Nile River?

nope

482. Do you have a thing for alligators? 

yes it's called a muzzle.

483. Are you a cat-man or a dog-man?

cat-woman 

484. Would you rather go to church or pet your dog?

church

485. What is the plural form of "SWAN?"

swans

486. Do you like geese?

nothing against them.

487. Do you like hot dogs?

they aight

488. What about hamburgers?

you betcha

489. Ketchup, Mayo, or mustard? 

all 

490. What is your favorite letter?

D & J

491. Cup or glass? 

glass

492. How many calories are in one 8 OZ. serving of Western Family Strawberry-Banana lowfat yogurt? 

like 120

493. Are your feet cold right now?

nope

494. Do you believe in aliens? 

yup.... e.b.e's 

495. Have you ever seen a UFO?

on tv

496. What is your newspaper called?

LA Times and San Diego Union Tribune

497. Do you enjoy work?

yea

498. Do you consider yourself smart?

ohm.... well rounded

499. Do you like your ears?

yes 

500. Do you know what? 

wut.. OMG............. im finished... wooopeeeee



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