500 Questions or Everything You Didn't Want to Know About Me 1. What brand of toothpaste? anything with that whitening crapp in it.. have to keep mah pearls sparkling white 2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or separate? Seperate 3. What Brands? herbal essence 4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular? mint 5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ? pull them up 6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? fold! 7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? ohm 8. Favorite color? cant just picc wun.... but uhh.. me-za likez black, blue, white, brown and burgundy.. any bold colors too i guezz 9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? both... it depends tho 10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? oranges... prefferably cold... yum (:P) 11. Lefty or righty? righty 12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? half-empty.. of course 13. Bleh or blah? bleh blah blah bleh ehh.. wuts the difference 14. What do you like about yourself? my intellect 15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? jez.... i love boxerz... specially when am juz kiccin it @ home.... they so comfy 16. Do you sing in the shower? but of course my horse.. ohhhlwayz 17. Do you talk to your cat/dog/rodents? plants.. shoes... pencils... u name it... i talk to everything...lol... (i have problems) 18. Do you talk to yourself? oh my God do I!! lol 19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? ohm... thats a negative 20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? nope 21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? fak no.. lol 22. Do you have 11 toes? why... do u have like a foot fetish or sumn... eaaaaak 23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? pardon mwa.. do u have sum grey poupon.. *raspberries* hahaha 24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? shore.. y not 25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? ya 26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? wutz up doc 27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? do u? 28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? ohm...... if i were a lesbo... shore 29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? anything bold 30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? yea 31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? i dont give a fAk.. ill still go 32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? ya... speshally if they all spandexy...lol 33. How do you take mascara off? its a thing called.. makeup remover.. duhhhh 34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? oh ya baby..lol 35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? shore.. i dont think its THAT difficult.. 36. Would u ever wear lip gloss? ya 37. What's better: gummi sweet-tarts or sweet-tart gum? gummi sweet tarts 38. M&Ms or Skittles? m&m'z if they got peanuts n em 39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yes... i love big momma 40. What is 1 + 1 ? lets see...... if u take the furst digit (which is 1) and add it to the second digit (which is 1), the resulting answer would be 2 41. What is your favorite holiday? Halloween 42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman RuPaul.... u better work.. work it bitch..hahhaha 43. How old are you? 23 44. How old do you WANT to be? 13 45. Where do you want to live? Ibiza, Spain 46. Where do you want to go? Everywhere 47. Who do you want to meet? bjork, beth gibbons, cindy lauper, madonna, marylin monroe, lucille ball 48. Do you like Kool-Aid? simply love it dahling 49. Does pine-sol smell good? i guezz :/ 50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? cheese, tomatoes, pepp, ham, errything but pineapples and anchovies 51. Do you like toast? ya.. specially with garlic and basil.. served with spaghetti and a big bowl of salad with italian dressing and a nice glass of white wine.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. am hungry now 52. Do you still carve pumpkins? not no more....... but i will again.. as soon as my daughter gets older :) 53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? ho ho ho 54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yes 55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? nope 56. Clear or colored? clear 57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint? bubble gum 58. Where is your hand right NOW? on this dayum keyboard 59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? left pinky.... got a nice fat ice ring on it.. * shines it @ u:::: blingy bling* 60. Okay or O'tay? okey dokey pokey lokey 61. French poodle or French kiss? french frieeeeeeeeeees... yummy 62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? ya...... legnth times width remember.. duhhh 63. If not, how big are they REALLY? go bacc to school 64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? both 65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? sho nuff do 66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? yep 67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? nope... she dont tell me how old she be.. period 68. Have you ever used colored white-out? not that i recall 69. What do you think of Smurfette? she too stucc up 70. What is your favorite book? do i have to picc one?????? maybe...... Loose Woman 71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? *daydreaming*..... did u say sumn? 72. Salmon or Cod? Salmon 73. Crab or Lobster? Lobster 74. What sounds better: up or down? up.. that way u get the best of both worlds.. for wut goes up.. must come down *wink* 75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways 76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? my fist will b in ur foccin face if u dont quit axin that question 77. Describe the best day of your life. I got drunk and forgot it 78. Broom or mop? Broom 79. What is your favorite word? as dear ol kelly osbourne says it... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... now shut up 80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. ;P *phew* 81. What is your full name? D_ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 82. What do you wish your name was? wut it was in my past life... Belle 83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. um... you go first 84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? Tsege 85. Are your feet the same size? wtf 86. Cassettes or CDs? CDs 87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? No but it could be 88. What are your Christmas traditions? sleep.. wakeup.. eat breakfast.. take a shyt... kicc it with relatives.. eat dinner... take pix... open presents.. take a shyt.... then go bacc to sleep 89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? tear 90. 10 more to go, are you bored? duhhhh 91. Do you like onions? ya.. they add pizzazzzzz to mah food 92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Psyko Bytchez 93. Have you ever worn a dress? ya 94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? uwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 95. Frogs or toads? frogs... with some basil and cilantro sauce with garlic and white wine... mmmmmmm 96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11? fa sho!! 97. 8 or 3? cant picc....... has to be both.. 3 cuz itz mah wun of mah lucky #z and 8 cuz twaz the day i wuz born 98. How long can you hula-hoop for? 15 sec 99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? oh yea...... been knowing that 100. You made it. Do you love me now? ohm... love is such a strong word _____________________________________________________ I lied, there are more... whoopdeedoo. 101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? I wuz smarter than that 102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? am not telling 103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Yepperz... oh say can u see.. by the dawns early light......... 104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? no but boxing iz.. heh heh heh 105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? i dont think so 106. If not, what? hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dee duuuuummm lets see...... prolly Xavier.. Daniel... 107. What about your daughter? well mah furst daughter's name is Crystal Star.. so i think id name mah other daughter... Heaven Ecstacy 108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. wuz pretend singin "Im wishing on a star" with mah gurl.. on the microphone @ the altar in church (when i wuz an altar gurl @ catholic skoo) and the microphone automatically turned on and our voices echoed all across the church hall and school...lol 109. Do you read tabloids? Ya.. when am bored 110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? oh yeah... lol 111. Do you like cotton candy? yum 112. Do you suffer from cramps? once a month....lol 113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? nope.. take a shower everyday....... am always so fresh and so cleean clean..lol 114. Favorite food? cheesecake, ice cream, yogurt, sweet bread, salad, beef skirt plate steak, ribs, chicken, tacos...etc 115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? buy me a 67 stang 116. Ribbed or plain? I hope ur reffering to teeshirts 117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? LaLa... of course 118. Apple pie or cherry pie? apple 119. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi 120. Strawberry or Vanilla? vanilla 121. Favorite movie? ever after... ghost world.. sweet home alerbamer.. romey and michelle.. legally blonde......etc.. just look at my interest page 122. Favorite Actor? Will Smith, Samuel Jackson 123. Favorite Actress? Jeanine Garafolo, Ashley Judd, Angelina Jolie, Christina Ricci, Reese Wtherspoon, Jodie Foster and Julia Roberts 124. Cheerios or corn flakes? corn flakes 125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Thigh Highs 126. Do you shave your legs? duh 127. Midnight or mid-day? midnight 128. Hope or Billy? mmm....... i like both of them..lol 129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Q-tip 130. Dry or lubricated? lubricated 131. Fast or slow? slow 132. Hard or soft? soft 133. Yogurt or ice-cream? both 134. Spoon or fork? spoon 135. Are you crying right now? hysterically..... lol 136. Fling or flick? fling 137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? flesh 138. Look to your left, what do you see? my water fountain with purty stones 139. Look to your right, what do you see? the hallway 140. Who is at your house right now? me myself and i 141. Are your legs crossed right now? as always ;) 142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? nope 143. Favorite song? wandering star 144. Boxers or briefs? boxers 145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blow Pops 146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Doublemint 147. Do you like to fish? ya 148. Is your grandpa cool? he dope 149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? nope 150. Do you snore? Friends tell I do...lol ( i think they lyin tho) 151. Describe how your breath smells right now. smells like SPRITE 152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." I am a girl... hummm... i dunno who id be 153. Does it taste good? ya.. the sprite's nice and bubbly 154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? sponge.. im traumatized by that egg insect in the glue of envelopes story 155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/--? pens.. not pencils.. dont like the flavor it leaves 156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) garfield 157. Acting class or class act? humm 158. Upside-down or downside-up? upside down 159. What's up? the rent 160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? frosted flakes..lol 161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? honestly it reminds me of...................... dfhsdfsdfsds,, dfshdfkj..89yusdhfsd6ssdkjsdjsdu894154...22 162. Blondes or brunettes? brunettes 163. Push or pull? push 164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? i comprehend the meaning of pull 165. Do you even read those door things? unconsciously 166. Do spiders scare you? nope 167. What does? dont really know anymore 168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? thats nice 169. What was your first word? mAMA YO QUIERO..lol 170. What was your first phrase? fucc you numbnuttz 171. What can you not pronounce? ???? 172. Did you know my phone just rang? do u like scary movies 173. Is your phone ringing? nope 174. What's your phone number? (987)654-3210 175. Do you eat your toe-nails? how did u know... lol 176. Are you in drag right now? im fierce and all that *snapps fingers* 177. WalMart of Kmart? both 178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? ohm 179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 20 180. How many fake push-ups can you do? ? 181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you tired now? ohm 182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? nooooooooo.. its a 8 wheeler 183. Are they flat? fucc u 184. Can you do a hand-stand? ya 185. Front or back? ya 186. Walk backward for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? ya 187. Are you on fire right now? ya... burn baby burn disco inferno 188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? someonez been watchin too much Passions..lol 189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite 190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper? MUG 191. Bambi or Thumper? thumper 192. Do you think Flower is hot? do u? 193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? if i told u to succ mah dicc would u? 194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? nope 195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? ew 196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? 304? 197. Is your left pinky right-handed? wut kinna question is thaaaaaaaaaT? 198. 5+7+8-1234569U5x3=? -3703702u5 199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? 700.50.... ur retarded 200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? Depends on how wild u do it for 201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia? gee i wonder 202. Can you burp whenever you want? yes... im super talented :) 203. Will you call me? only if i can slang ur azz 204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD? You must be Jamaican cause Jaimaican me horney baby 205. When you sit are you actually standing? ur dumb 206. Spit or swallow? <-- I mean gum :P. spit 207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me? I go... and continue this tommorow..... buh byez now 208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez? ohm 209. How old were you when you were 12? ............gee, I DONT KNOW... WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME??? 210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop..... is the quest-eon 211. On a bad? more 212. X-Men or Power Rangers? X-MEN 213. Go into a crowded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens? am not that psycho 214. Do people give you money? nope 215. Pizza or squid? pizza 216. Love or war? love 217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? and why? all 218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why? humm...... the day i was born..... cuz lifez been shitty 219. Shake or stir? stir... with 2 olives not 3 please 220. Pen or pencil? pencil 221. On or off? off 222. Ribbit or croak? ribbit 223. Comb or brush? brush 224. Sitting: Indian-style or on your knees. Indian-style 225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe? bangs 226. How long are yours? long 227. How long is it? like 20 inch i think 228. Will you please send me your picture? nope 229. A large group of friends or a best friend? best friend 230. Nick or Shawn? ohm 231. Lori or Kim? ohm 232. Laurie or Lori? laurie 233. Chris or Kris? Chris 234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met? there are so many 235. Why? too horney 236. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met? myself 237. Why? cuz i like strange things 238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild? wild 239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry? high 240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad? (ok these are lame so what :P) all 241. Wind, water, or fire? water 242. Earth or sky? Both 243. Iced or hot? Iced 244. Mocha or regular? mocha 245. Would you like fries with that? fa sho 246. Single or double? single 247. Mild or hot sauce? hot 248. What do you think about guns? heh heh 249. What color is your hand? a lighter shade of brown baby 250. Do you like being called nice? i guess 251. Are you right-faced? ohm 252. If you were a frog would you eat flies? if i were poisnous.. id lick myself.. be like beavis.... wuts up beavis.. huuuu-uhhh 253. Do you eat flies already? oh yea.. everyday man 254. If you were a cat would you eat rats? humm... prolly 255. Do you have a pet rat? i did..... had 2..... Itchy and Scratchy... but then they moved with my best friend at that time... to Arizona 256. Name your pets. ok Arlene.. my kitty Penelope.. my kittys' kitty Oso.. my doggy Muneca.. my kitty Lassie.. my doggy Bambi... my doggy Capoline... my doggy Duke.. my doggy Chippy... my birdy Fishy.. my fishy...lol colorine.. my bull and the list goes on and on and on and on 257. Do you love your pets? very dearly 258. Are you an exclamation kind of person or a period? period...... cuz wut i say goes and that is that 259. Do you love me (question mark) no 260. VHS or hi-8? VHS 261. What is better: sand or dirt? sand 262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer squirrels? beach and sand 263. Are you scared of small animals? nope 264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore? Jeannete... my twin....lol 265. Leave-in or Rinse-out? rinse out 266. Straight, waves, or curls? i like all 267. Who is your favorite power ranger? ohm 268. Who is your favorite Smurf? papa.. cuz hez wise like muahz 269. Who is your favorite GI Joe? all of them 270. Do you love Optimus Prime? ya.. hez dope 271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the movie? ohhhhh.. i cant tell u that.. watch the movie and find out 272. Did you watch Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little? connect the dots.. la la la la 273. Would you watch it now if it was still on? fak yaaaaa.. heh heh..lol 274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? according to that owl...3 275. Will the world ever know? someday 276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out? nope..he jus told me outta the blu wun day 277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl? owl 278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or puppets? cartoon 279. Have you ever been to Disneyland? yep 280. Have you ever been to Disneyworld? nope 281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do you want to go again? someday 282. Have you ever been out of the country? yep 283. If so, where? everywhere 284. Do you like where you live? nope 285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that fun? refreshing 286. Count your fingers. How many do you have? 10 287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished? way too many 288. Do you secretly wish the road-runner would get caught? do i plan to take over the world.. heh heh heh 289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety? Sylvester 290. Is your room messy right now? it looks... lived in 291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have now? 11 292. Are you sure you counted correctly? let me count again... make that 12 293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail? ohm 294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character? nope 295. What is your favorite TV show? xfiles 296. Who is your favorite cartoon character? harley quinn.. garfield... daria... jus look @ my interests page again 297. Who is your favorite TV character? mulder 298. What are your favorite awards show? music awards 299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day? dunno... its possible 300. If so, for what? If no, why not? for helpin others 301. What was the last certificate/award you got for? bein a nerd in skoo 302. Are you obsessed with sports? kinna sorta 303. What is your favorite sport? fencing 304. Do you watch or play that sport? all the time 305. What is your favorite basketball team? lakerz 306. What is your favorite baseball team? dogers 307. What is your favorite hockey team? mighty duccs..lol 308. What is your favorite football team? that i dont know 309. Favorite players? Imma Zimmerman 310. What is the most boring thing to watch on TV? the news in italian 311. Do you watch golf? when Im EXTREMELY bored 312. Who is your favorite golfer? Happy Gilmore 313. If you said you weren't bored before, are you now? If yes, SHUSH! kinna... not really tho 314. What are you the King of? am the queen of drama..lol 315. Can you name all the characters on the Simpson’s? Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Grandpa, Milhouse, Principal Skinner, Moe the bartender, Barney, Otto, Mr. Burns, Santa’s little helper, the neighbor Ned Flanders, Maud, ah...their kids, Krusty the Klown, Side Show Bob, and that other side show guy...Itchy and Scratchy, Smithers, Apu, Patty and Selma, Nelson the bully, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Father Lovejoy, his wife, The Lawyer that does everything, the spanish Doctor guy, Cheif Wiggins, his and his retard son.. and uh... all the other kids at school.. and guys at work...lol 316. What is the bartenders name? Moe 317. What is the quickie-mart's owner's name? Apu 318. Who is the police chief? Wiggins 319. What is your school called? UCI baby 320. What grade are you in? 15th 321. What is your school colors? gold blue and white 322. What is your school mascot? Peter the Anteater..lol 323. What clubs are you in? fencing club and honors club 324. Do you have a specific person who is your school mascot? peter 325. If yes, what is his/her name and what do they wear? If no, you should. peter 326. How many teachers do you have? 5 327. What is your favorite subject? law 328. Why? b/c its challenging 329. What is your worst subject? Geometry 330. Why? cuz they dont teach it right 331. What do you wish you had done in the past, but didn't? i dont knooooooow... i think ive done everything 332. What do you wish you hadn't done? eaten that pizza that one day..... got sicc 333. What do you wish for? world peace 334. What are your goals? to be an attorney/fbi agent 335. What do you plan to be? something in law enforcement 336. Are you going to college (now or future?) now 337. Did middle school suck? it was alright 338. Did elementary school suck? it was alright 339. Did you call elementary school something else? (grade school, basic?) nope 340. How many people go to your school? a lot 341. How many did you wish go to your school? like 20 so i could get parking 342. Do you hate anyone? nope..... h8 is the result of either jealousy or ignorance and quite frankly my dear.... i dont feel that for anyone :) 343. Do you love anyone? yes 344. Do you have a friend that you wish wasn't? Oh GOD yes. 345. Do you read your horoscope? yeah 346. Do you believe in that stuff? kinda... depends on the source 347. Whipped cream or fudge syrup? whipped cream 348. Please tell that someone that you love, just what you're thinking of, if tomorrow never comes! Did they like it? ohm.. ya 349. Do you pick up pennies off the ground, if you find them? yes but only if they are face up... so i can make a wish 350. Have you ever found someone's wallet? yep 351. Did you give it back? which time 352. What is the most money you've ever found at once? 20 dollars 353. Who is your favorite model? Tyra Banks... shes not airheady like most models... shes smart.. independent and does wutever she likes without givin a fok bout wut ppl think... shes dope 354. Do you think women with a lot of makeup on are prettier? fAk no 355. Do you want to be a model? HELLLS BELLLLS NO 356. Can you walk the runway? fa sho.. succ mah face up n errythang 357. Have you ever pretended you could? nope.. dont gotsta pretend 358. Are you too sexy for your clothes? nope.. just right 359. Have you ever gone out with more than one person at a time? ohm.... i plead the fifth If so, what happened? I felt bad so i left both of them 360. Do you read other people's mail? no 361. Are you Curious George? only when it comes to knowledge 362. Do you like monkeys? yeah 363. Do you look like a monkey? nope 364. Are yawns contagious? yes 365. Does yawning turn you on? nope 366. Do you like Alanis Morissette? yeah.. my Ex's cousin used to call me Alanis..lol 367. Do you think she is pretty? yea 368. Do you think she is a good singer? yeah.. i can relate to her words 369. What type of fetishes do you have? none you sicc fucc 370. Do you wear socks on in bed? yep 371. Do socks turn you on? get the fuck outta here 372. What do your weirdest socks look like? they are black and have hot pink green blue yellow and white strippes.. lol... i know.. but God are they warm 373. Do your socks have holes in them? nope 374. Do you want a Volkswagen? yep.. a buggy 375. What is that kind of phone called with the round dialer thing that they don't make now? rotary 376. Do your socks smell? yep... like tide with bleach ;) 377. Do you smell? yep.... i got my victoria's secret perfume on..lol 378. What do you smell like? secret crush 379. Will what you smell like make me puke? unless ur allergic to fruit 380. What cologne do your wear? I dont wear cologne 381. Or do you wear perfume? perfume 382. Does it smell better or worse than you? i smell like Dove.... my pArfume smells fruity... so u tell me 383. Do you like CK-1 or CK-Be? I like R2D2c3p0 384. Do you wish you were a woman? I am one but if i wasnt.. HELL YA!! 385. So what's your foot doing right now? it's kiccin it under mah chair 386. Look up, what's there? uh... the ceiling 387. Do you have cable? yepperz 388. Do you have extended-cable? noperz.. jus regular.. as long as i got mah discovery and court tv.. iz all good 389. Do you think the word "HyPeRnEsS" sounds cool? ohm 390. Do you have caller-ID? maaaaaaaaaybe..... y... are u fixin on callin me? 391. Do you have call-waiting? yep 392. Do you have 2 phone lines? nope 393. Do you think the phone company rips you off? yep 394. Do you like your mom? i love babushka 395. Do you like your dad? i love big poppa 396. Do you like your siblings? oh yes.. i love my slaves 397. Now that you've been filling this out for a while, do you still remember what 1+1 = ? *thinking* 398. Do you have to use the bathroom now? nope 399. When was the last time you did? like 5 hrs ago 400. Do you have a guy bathroom or girl bathroom? its androgynous 401. Are you the God of Kinkiness? nope 402. What is your bathroom's color theme? white 403. What room are you in now? living room 404. What color shows up there the most? brown.. burgundy 405. Do you know who Keroppi is? yep 406. Do you know what Sanrio is? yep 407. Can you wink with either eye? sho nuff can *wink* 408. Can you roll your tongue? yep 409. Do you have a chin-cleft? nope 410. Do you like MTV? its alright 411. Do you like Beavis and Butthead? beavis.. huuuuuuu-uuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuhhh... wutz up beavis 412. Are you double-jointed? nope 413. When was the last time you went to a picnic? last week 414. Do you like parks? yep 415. Do you like hiking? love 416. Do you like kids? some 417. Are you a kid? @ heart 418. Do you want kids? have a child already 419. Do you want kids now? "" 420. How many kids do you want? 1 421. Do you want to be a single parent? nope 422. Are you going Easter egg hunting? yes..... as i do every year 423. Do you hide Easter eggs from yourself? ya...lol.. but *whispering* dont tell anyone 424. Do you hide gifts/money from yourself so you find them later and are surprised? yea.. hahahhahahhahahah 425. Do you like your memories? Most of them 426. Have you ever been digging in your backyard (if you have one) and found something interesting? nope 427. If so, what? If no, start digging! nope 428. Did you know my phone just rang again? nope 429. Now is yours ringing? nope 430. What is your favorite radio station? KROQ... power 106 and groove radio :) 431. Do you know what a jingle is? yep 432. Does your radio station have one? yep 433. Have you memorized all their commercials? i have a life u know 434. Do they play as many commercials as they play music? nope 435. What kind of music do they play? rocc.. hip hop.. u know all that top 40 shiat.. sept for groove....... they play mah trance ..heh heh 436. Are you hungry right now? yep 437. Do you know of all the radio stations in your area? nopes 438. Do you not even care? nopes 439. When were you the most surprised last/ever? dont remm 440. Why? What happened? "" 441. Uh, oh. My phone rang again. Did you know that time? ohm 442. Do you like it or hate it when people call? hate it 443. Are you psychic? unfortunately 444. Are you psycho? yea an insane not givin a fuccccc no cracchead can compare psyko 445. Do you like Beck? ohm 446. Do you have 2 turntables and a microphone? fa shoooooooooooooooo 447. Do you want to be a DJ? am a dj 448. Are you a DJ? yepprz 449. Do you know "where it's at?" lol 450. Where do you want to be right now? in London 451. Make a fist. Do you feel manly now? nope 452. Do you like school? yep 453. Do you bathe daily? yep 454. Weekly? yep 455. Monthly? yep 456. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? *singing* the morning i wake up... before i put on my makeup... i say a lil prayer for yooooooooou..lol 457. Do you like waking up? not really 458. Are you a morning person? hell no 459. Would you let a girl paint your nails if she asked? shore why not 460. Do you do it yourself? yes 461. Do your grandparents live in a cabin? nope 462. Do you want to be the Unibomber junior? hahaha 463. Are you scared of the Easter Bunny? nope.. its scared of me 464. What about the Tooth Fairy? nope 465. Do you like sitting on Santa's lap? nope 466. When was the last time you did? I can't remember 467. Would you sit on Santa's lap for some silly putty? for a second 468. Do you have a Ken doll? yea..lol 469. Do you like him? he's plastic 470. Do you want Barbie? i have enuff 471. Do you still play with GI Joes? not as much 472. Are transformers cool? fok yaa 473. Do you love A Christmas Story? omg.. that is like THEE BEST XMAS STORy,.. ull shoot ur eye out kid..lol 474. Is it time to slam down? not yet 475. Does A Wonderful Life make you sick? sss aight 476. Do you like glue? elmer 477. What is your favorite recreational sport? sk8n 478. Do you have a car? yep 479. What kind? honda accord 480. What kind of car do you want? 67 chevy or impala 481. Have you ever swum in the Nile River? nope 482. Do you have a thing for alligators? yes it's called a muzzle. 483. Are you a cat-man or a dog-man? cat-woman 484. Would you rather go to church or pet your dog? church 485. What is the plural form of "SWAN?" swans 486. Do you like geese? nothing against them. 487. Do you like hot dogs? they aight 488. What about hamburgers? you betcha 489. Ketchup, Mayo, or mustard? all 490. What is your favorite letter? D & J 491. Cup or glass? glass 492. How many calories are in one 8 OZ. serving of Western Family Strawberry-Banana lowfat yogurt? like 120 493. Are your feet cold right now? nope 494. Do you believe in aliens? yup.... e.b.e's 495. Have you ever seen a UFO? on tv 496. What is your newspaper called? LA Times and San Diego Union Tribune 497. Do you enjoy work? yea 498. Do you consider yourself smart? ohm.... well rounded 499. Do you like your ears? yes 500. Do you know what? wut.. OMG............. im finished... wooopeeeee Completed 1.9.03