500 Questions or Everything You Didn't Want to Know About Me
1. What brand of toothpaste?
anything with that whitening crapp in it.. have to
keep mah pearls sparkling white
2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or separate?
Seperate
3. What Brands?
herbal essence
4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble
gum, or regular?
mint
5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ?
pull them up
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold?
fold!
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name?
ohm
8. Favorite color?
cant just picc wun.... but uhh.. me-za likez black,
blue, white, brown and burgundy.. any bold colors
too i guezz
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing?
both... it depends tho
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas?
oranges... prefferably cold... yum (:P)
11. Lefty or righty?
righty
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full?
half-empty.. of course
13. Bleh or blah?
bleh blah blah bleh ehh.. wuts the difference
14. What do you like about yourself?
my intellect
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers?
jez.... i love boxerz... specially when am juz kiccin
it @ home.... they so comfy
16. Do you sing in the shower?
but of course my horse.. ohhhlwayz
17. Do you talk to your cat/dog/rodents?
plants.. shoes... pencils... u name it... i talk to
everything...lol... (i have problems)
18. Do you talk to yourself?
oh my God do I!! lol
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist?
ohm... thats a negative
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name?
nope
21. 28.. 56.. dsl...cable?
DSL BABY
22. Do you have 11 toes?
why... do u have like a foot fetish or sumn... eaaaaak
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used?
pardon mwa.. do u have sum grey poupon.. *raspberries*
hahaha
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen?
shore.. y not
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink?
ya
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?
wutz up doc
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot?
do u?
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl?
ohm...... if i were a lesbo... shore
29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick
would you wear?
anything bold
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous?
yea
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit
between your eyes on picture day?
i dont give a fAk.. ill still go
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay?
ya... speshally if they all spandexy...lol
33. How do you take mascara off?
its a thing called.. makeup remover.. duhhhh
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you
on?
oh ya baby..lol
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size?
shore.. i dont think its THAT difficult..
36. Would u ever wear lip gloss?
ya
37. What's better: gummi sweet-tarts or sweet-tart gum?
gummi sweet tarts
38. M&Ms or Skittles?
m&m'z if they got peanuts n em
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and
actually TALK to her?
yes... i love big momma
40. What is 1 + 1 ?
lets see...... if u take the furst digit (which is 1)
and add it to the second digit (which is 1), the
resulting answer would be 2
41. What is your favorite holiday?
Halloween
42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman
RuPaul.... u better work.. work it bitch..hahhaha
43. How old are you?
23
44. How old do you WANT to be?
13
45. Where do you want to live?
Ibiza, Spain
46. Where do you want to go?
Everywhere
47. Who do you want to meet?
bjork, beth gibbons, cindy lauper, madonna, marylin
monroe, lucille ball
48. Do you like Kool-Aid?
simply love it dahling
49. Does pine-sol smell good?
i guezz :/
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings?
cheese, tomatoes, pepp, ham, errything but pineapples
and anchovies
51. Do you like toast?
ya.. specially with garlic and basil and butter or
olive oil.. served with spaghetti and a big bowl
of salad with italian dressing and a nice glass
of red wine.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. am hungry now
52. Do you still carve pumpkins?
not no more....... but i will again.. as soon as my
daughter gets older :)
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa?
ho ho ho
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?
yes
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet?
nope
56. Clear or colored?
clear
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did
you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint?
bubble gum
58. Where is your hand right NOW?
on this dayum keyboard
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky?
left pinky.... got a nice fat ice ring on it.. *
shines it @ u:::: blingy bling*
60. Okay or O'tay?
okey dokey pokey lokey
61. French poodle or French kiss?
french frieeeeeeeeeees... yummy
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches?
ya...... legnth times width remember.. duhhh
63. If not, how big are they REALLY?
go bacc to school
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2?
both
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages?
sho nuff do
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages?
yep
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29?
nope... she dont tell me how old she be.. period
68. Have you ever used colored white-out?
not that i recall
69. What do you think of Smurfette?
she too stucc up
70. What is your favorite book?
do i have to picc one?????? maybe...... Loose Woman
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire,
candles, and the one you love sound?
*daydreaming*..... did u say sumn?
72. Salmon or Cod?
Salmon
73. Crab or Lobster?
Lobster
74. What sounds better: up or down?
up.. that way u get the best of both worlds.. for wut
goes up.. must come down *wink*
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards?
sideways
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand?
my fist will b in ur foccin face if u dont quit axin
that question
77. Describe the best day of your life.
I got drunk and forgot it
78. Broom or mop?
Broom
79. What is your favorite word?
as dear ol kelly osbourne says it... blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah... now shut up
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no
question. ;P
*phew*
81. What is your full name?
D_ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
82. What do you wish your name was?
wut it was in my past life... Belle
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy.
um... you go first
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever
heard?
Tsege
85. Are your feet the same size?
wtf
86. Cassettes or CDs?
CDs
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a
tradition in your home?
No but it could be
88. What are your Christmas traditions?
sleep.. wakeup.. eat breakfast.. take a shyt... kicc
it with relatives.. eat dinner... take pix... open
presents.. take a shyt.... then go bacc to sleep
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?
tear
90. 10 more to go, are you bored?
duhhhh
91. Do you like onions?
ya.. they add pizzazzzzz to mah food
92. What would you name your band, if you had one?
Psyko Bytchez
93. Have you ever worn a dress?
ya
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone
in a nearby room will hear you?
uwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
95. Frogs or toads?
frogs... with some basil and cilantro sauce with
garlic and white wine... mmmmmmm
96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11?
fa sho!!
97. 8 or 3?
cant picc....... has to be both.. 3 cuz itz mah wun of
mah lucky #z and 8 cuz twaz the day i wuz born
98. How long can you hula-hoop for?
15 sec
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME?
oh yea...... been knowing that
100. You made it. Do you love me now?
ohm... love is such a strong word
_____________________________________________________
I lied, there are more...
whoopdeedoo.
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little?
I wuz smarter than that
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for?
am not telling
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?
Yepperz... oh say can u see.. by the dawns early light.........
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house?
no but boxing iz.. heh heh heh
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis?
i dont think so
106. If not, what?
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dee duuuuummm lets see......
prolly Xavier.. Daniel...
107. What about your daughter?
well mah furst daughter's name is Star.. so i think id
name mah other daughter... Heaven
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment.
wuz pretend singin "Im wishing on a star" with mah
gurl.. on the microphone @ the altar in church
(when i wuz an altar gurl @ catholic skoo) and the
microphone automatically turned on and our voices
echoed all across the church hall and school...lol
109. Do you read tabloids?
Ya.. when am bored
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he
put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
oh yeah... lol
111. Do you like cotton candy?
yum
112. Do you suffer from cramps?
once a month....lol
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling?
nope.. take a shower everyday....... am always so
fresh and so cleean clean..lol
114. Favorite food?
cheesecake, ice cream, yogurt, sweet bread, salad,
beef skirt plate steak, ribs, chicken, tacos...etc
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
buy me a 67 stang
116. Ribbed or plain?
I hope ur reffering to teeshirts
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"?
LaLa... of course
118. Apple pie or cherry pie?
apple
119. Pepsi or Coke?
Pepsi
120. Strawberry or Vanilla?
vanilla
121. Favorite movie?
ever after... ghost world.. sweet home alerbamer..
romey and michelle.. legally blonde......etc..
just look at my interest page
122. Favorite Actor?
Will Smith, Samuel Jackson
123. Favorite Actress?
Jeanine Garafolo, Ashley Judd, Angelina Jolie,
Christina Ricci, Reese Wtherspoon, Jodie Foster
and Julia Roberts
124. Cheerios or corn flakes?
corn flakes
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs?
Thigh Highs
126. Do you shave your legs?
duh
127. Midnight or mid-day?
midnight
128. Hope or Billy?
mmm....... i like both of them..lol
129. Cottonball or Q-tip?
Q-tip
130. Dry or lubricated?
lubricated
131. Fast or slow?
slow
132. Hard or soft?
soft
133. Yogurt or ice-cream?
both
134. Spoon or fork?
spoon
135. Are you crying right now?
hysterically..... lol
136. Fling or flick?
fling
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand,
what do you see?
flesh
138. Look to your left, what do you see?
my water fountain with purty stones
139. Look to your right, what do you see?
the hallway
140. Who is at your house right now?
me myself and i
141. Are your legs crossed right now?
as always ;)
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now?
nope
143. Favorite song?
wandering star
144. Boxers or briefs?
boxers
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops?
Blow Pops
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint?
Doublemint
147. Do you like to fish?
ya
148. Is your grandpa cool?
he dope
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories?
nope
150. Do you snore?
Friends tell I do...lol ( i think they lyin tho)
151. Describe how your breath smells right now.
smells like SPRITE
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda"
or "Alexis."
I am a girl... hummm... i dunno who id be
153. Does it taste good?
ya.. the sprite's nice and bubbly
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?
sponge.. im traumatized by that egg insect in the glue
of envelopes story
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/--?
pens.. not pencils.. dont like the flavor it leaves
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)
garfield
157. Acting class or class act?
humm
158. Upside-down or downside-up?
upside down
159. What's up?
the rent
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of?
frosted flakes..lol
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you
think of?
honestly it reminds me of...................... dfhsdfsdfsds,, dfshdfkj..89yusdhfsd6ssdkjsdjsdu894154...22
162. Blondes or brunettes?
brunettes
163. Push or pull?
push
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push?
i comprehend the meaning of pull
165. Do you even read those door things?
unconsciously
166. Do spiders scare you?
nope
167. What does?
dont really know anymore
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a
baby?
thats nice
169. What was your first word?
mAMA YO QUIERO..lol
170. What was your first phrase?
fucc you numbnuttz
171. What can you not pronounce?
????
172. Did you know my phone just rang?
do u like scary movies
173. Is your phone ringing?
nope
174. What's your phone number?
(987)654-3210
175. Do you eat your toe-nails?
how did u know... lol
176. Are you in drag right now?
im fierce and all that *snapps fingers*
177. WalMart of Kmart?
both
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?
ohm
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do?
20
180. How many fake push-ups can you do?
?
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you
tired now?
ohm
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels?
nooooooooo.. its a 8 wheeler
183. Are they flat?
fucc u
184. Can you do a hand-stand?
ya
185. Front or back?
ya
186. Walk backward for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it?
ya
187. Are you on fire right now?
ya... burn baby burn disco inferno
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds
of you not eating it?
someonez been watchin too much Passions..lol
189. Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite
190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper?
MUG
191. Bambi or Thumper?
thumper
192. Do you think Flower is hot?
do u?
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
if i told u to succ mah dicc would u?
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5?
nope
195. Do you know there are people who would do that
for free?
ew
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left?
304?
197. Is your left pinky right-handed?
wut kinna question is thaaaaaaaaaT?
198. 5+7+8-1234569U5x3=?
-3703702u5
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1
apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have?
700.50.... ur retarded
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you
do the wild thing?
Depends on how wild u do it for
201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia?
gee i wonder
202. Can you burp whenever you want?
yes... im super talented :)
203. Will you call me?
only if i can slang ur azz
204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever
HEARD?
You must be Jamaican cause Jaimaican me horney baby
205. When you sit are you actually standing?
ur dumb
206. Spit or swallow? <-- I mean gum :P.
spit
207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or
stay up talking to me?
I go... and continue this tommorow..... buh byez now
208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez?
ohm
209. How old were you when you were 12?
............gee, I DONT KNOW... WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME???
210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a
tootsie pop..... is the quest-eon
211. On a bad?
more
212. X-Men or Power Rangers?
X-MEN
213. Go into a crowded public place.. try to bite your
ear and hit your chest.. What happens?
am not that psycho
214. Do people give you money?
nope
215. Pizza or squid?
pizza
216. Love or war?
love
217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight,
hearing, smelling, or taste? and why?
all
218. If you could relive one day of your life, what
day, and why?
humm...... the day i was born..... cuz lifez been
shitty
219. Shake or stir?
stir... with 2 olives not 3 please
220. Pen or pencil?
pencil
221. On or off?
off
222. Ribbit or croak?
ribbit
223. Comb or brush?
brush
224. Sitting: Indian-style or on your knees.
Indian-style
225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe?
bangs
226. How long are yours?
long
227. How long is it?
like 20 inch i think
228. Will you please send me your picture?
nope
229. A large group of friends or a best friend?
best friend
230. Nick or Shawn?
ohm
231. Lori or Kim?
ohm
232. Laurie or Lori?
laurie
233. Chris or Kris?
Chris
234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met?
there are so many
235. Why?
too horney
236. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met?
myself
237. Why?
cuz i like strange things
238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild?
wild
239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or
dry?
high
240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or
sad? (ok these are lame so what :P)
all
241. Wind, water, or fire?
water
242. Earth or sky?
Both
243. Iced or hot?
Iced
244. Mocha or regular?
mocha
245. Would you like fries with that?
fa sho
246. Single or double?
single
247. Mild or hot sauce?
hot
248. What do you think about guns?
heh heh
249. What color is your hand?
a lighter shade of brown baby
250. Do you like being called nice?
i guess
251. Are you right-faced?
ohm
252. If you were a frog would you eat flies?
fucc yeaaaa.. *crunch crunch* lol
253. Do you eat flies already?
oh yea.. everyday man
254. If you were a cat would you eat rats?
humm... prolly
255. Do you have a pet rat?
i did..... had 2..... Itchy and Scratchy... but then
they moved with my best friend at that time... to
Arizona
256. Name your pets.
ok Arlene.. my kitty
Penelope.. my kittys' kitty
Oso.. my doggy
Muneca.. my kitty
Lassie.. my doggy
Bambi... my doggy
Capoline... my doggy
Duke.. my doggy
Chippy... my birdy
Fishy.. my fishy...lol
colorine.. my bull
and the list goes on and on and on and on
257. Do you love your pets?
very dearly
258. Are you an exclamation kind of person or a period?
period...... cuz wut i say goes and that is that
259. Do you love me (question mark)
no
260. VHS or hi-8?
VHS
261. What is better: sand or dirt?
sand
262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand
flying at you or walks in the mountains with
killer squirrels?
beach and sand
263. Are you scared of small animals?
nope
264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?
Jeannete... my twin....lol
265. Leave-in or Rinse-out?
rinse out
266. Straight, waves, or curls?
i like all
267. Who is your favorite power ranger?
ohm
268. Who is your favorite Smurf?
papa.. cuz hez wise like muahz
269. Who is your favorite GI Joe?
all of them
270. Do you love Optimus Prime?
ya.. hez dope
271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the
movie?
ohhhhh.. i cant tell u that.. watch the movie and find
out
272. Did you watch Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were
little?
connect the dots.. la la la la
273. Would you watch it now if it was still on?
fak yaaaaa.. heh heh..lol
274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie
roll center of a tootsie pop?
according to that owl...3
275. Will the world ever know?
someday
276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out?
nope..he jus told me outta the blu wun day
277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl?
owl
278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or
puppets?
cartoon
279. Have you ever been to Disneyland?
yep
280. Have you ever been to Disneyworld?
nope
281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do you want to go
again?
someday
282. Have you ever been out of the country?
yep
283. If so, where?
everywhere
284. Do you like where you live?
nope
285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that fun?
refreshing
286. Count your fingers. How many do you have?
10
287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished?
way too many
288. Do you secretly wish the road-runner would get
caught?
do i plan to take over the world.. heh heh heh
289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety?
Sylvester
290. Is your room messy right now?
it looks... lived in
291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have
now?
11
292. Are you sure you counted correctly?
let me count again... make that 12
293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail?
ohm
294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character?
nope
295. What is your favorite TV show?
xfiles
296. Who is your favorite cartoon character?
harley quinn.. garfield... daria... jus look @ my
interests page again
297. Who is your favorite TV character?
mulder
298. What are your favorite awards show?
music awards
299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day?
dunno... its possible
300. If so, for what? If no, why not?
for helpin others
301. What was the last certificate/award you got for?
bein a nerd in skoo
302. Are you obsessed with sports?
kinna sorta
303. What is your favorite sport?
fencing
304. Do you watch or play that sport?
all the time
305. What is your favorite basketball team?
lakerz
306. What is your favorite baseball team?
dogers
307. What is your favorite hockey team?
mighty duccs..lol
308. What is your favorite football team?
that i dont know
309. Favorite players?
Imma Zimmerman
310. What is the most boring thing to watch on TV?
the news in italian
311. Do you watch golf?
when Im EXTREMELY bored
312. Who is your favorite golfer?
Happy Gilmore
313. If you said you weren't bored before, are you
now? If yes, SHUSH!
kinna... not really tho
314. What are you the King of?
am the queen of drama..lol
315. Can you name all the characters on the Simpson’s?
Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Grandpa, Milhouse,
Principal Skinner, Moe the bartender, Barney,
Otto, Mr. Burns, Santa’s little helper, the neighbor Ned Flanders, Maud, ah...their kids, Krusty
the Klown, Side Show Bob, and that other side show guy...Itchy and Scratchy, Smithers, Apu, Patty and
Selma, Nelson the bully, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Father Lovejoy, his wife, The Lawyer that does
everything, the spanish Doctor guy, Cheif Wiggins, his and his retard son.. and uh... all the other kids
at school.. and guys at work...lol
316. What is the bartenders name?
Moe
317. What is the quickie-mart's owner's name?
Apu
318. Who is the police chief?
Wiggins
319. What is your school called?
UCI baby
320. What grade are you in?
15th
321. What is your school colors?
gold blue and white
322. What is your school mascot?
Peter the Anteater..lol
323. What clubs are you in?
fencing club and honors club
324. Do you have a specific person who is your school
mascot?
peter
325. If yes, what is his/her name and what do they
wear? If no, you should.
peter
326. How many teachers do you have?
5
327. What is your favorite subject?
law
328. Why?
b/c its challenging
329. What is your worst subject?
Geometry
330. Why?
cuz they dont teach it right
331. What do you wish you had done in the past, but
didn't?
i dont knooooooow... i think ive done everything
332. What do you wish you hadn't done?
eaten that pizza that one day..... got sicc
333. What do you wish for?
world peace
334. What are your goals?
to be an attorney/fbi agent
335. What do you plan to be?
something in law enforcement
336. Are you going to college (now or future?)
now
337. Did middle school suck?
it was alright
338. Did elementary school suck?
it was alright
339. Did you call elementary school something else? (grade school, basic?)
nope
340. How many people go to your school?
a lot
341. How many did you wish go to your school?
like 20 so i could get parking
342. Do you hate anyone?
nope..... h8 is the result of either jealousy or
ignorance and quite frankly my dear.... i dont
feel that for anyone :)
343. Do you love anyone?
yes
344. Do you have a friend that you wish wasn't?
Oh GOD yes.
345. Do you read your horoscope?
yeah
346. Do you believe in that stuff?
kinda... depends on the source
347. Whipped cream or fudge syrup?
whipped cream
348. Please tell that someone that you love, just what
you're thinking of, if tomorrow never comes! Did
they like it?
ohm.. ya
349. Do you pick up pennies off the ground, if you
find them?
yes but only if they are face up... so i can make a
wish
350. Have you ever found someone's wallet?
yep
351. Did you give it back?
which time
352. What is the most money you've ever found at once?
20 dollars
353. Who is your favorite model?
Tyra Banks... shes not airheady like most models...
shes smart.. independent and does wutever she
likes without givin a fok bout wut ppl think...
shes dope
354. Do you think women with a lot of makeup on are
prettier?
fAk no
355. Do you want to be a model?
HELLLS BELLLLS NO
356. Can you walk the runway?
fa sho.. succ mah face up n errythang
357. Have you ever pretended you could?
nope.. dont gotsta pretend
358. Are you too sexy for your clothes?
nope.. just right
359. Have you ever gone out with more than one person
at a time?
ohm.... i plead the fifth
If so, what happened?
I felt bad so i left both of them
360. Do you read other people's mail?
no
361. Are you Curious George?
only when it comes to knowledge
362. Do you like monkeys?
yeah
363. Do you look like a monkey?
nope
364. Are yawns contagious?
yes
365. Does yawning turn you on?
nope
366. Do you like Alanis Morissette?
yeah.. my Ex's cousin used to call me
Alanis..lol..prolly cuz i got her FUCC U attitude
367. Do you think she is pretty?
yea
368. Do you think she is a good singer?
yeah.. i can relate to her words
369. What type of fetishes do you have?
none you sicc fucc
370. Do you wear socks on in bed?
yep
371. Do socks turn you on?
get the fuck outta here
372. What do your weirdest socks look like?
they are black and have hot pink green blue yellow and
white strippes.. lol... i know.. but God are they
warm
373. Do your socks have holes in them?
nope
374. Do you want a Volkswagen?
yep.. a buggy
375. What is that kind of phone called with the round
dialer thing that they don't make now?
rotary
376. Do your socks smell?
yep... like tide with bleach ;)
377. Do you smell?
yep.... i got my victoria's secret perfume on..lol
378. What do you smell like?
secret crush
379. Will what you smell like make me puke?
unless ur allergic to fruit
380. What cologne do your wear?
I dont wear cologne
381. Or do you wear perfume?
perfume
382. Does it smell better or worse than you?
i smell like Dove.... my pArfume smells fruity... so u tell me
383. Do you like CK-1 or CK-Be?
I like R2D2c3p0
384. Do you wish you were a woman?
I am one but if i wasnt.. HELL YA!!
385. So what's your foot doing right now?
it's kiccin it under mah chair
386. Look up, what's there?
uh... the ceiling
387. Do you have cable?
yepperz
388. Do you have extended-cable?
noperz.. jus regular.. as long as i got mah discovery
and court tv.. iz all good
389. Do you think the word "HyPeRnEsS" sounds cool?
ohm
390. Do you have caller-ID?
maaaaaaaaaybe..... y... are u fixin on callin me?
391. Do you have call-waiting?
yep
392. Do you have 2 phone lines?
nope
393. Do you think the phone company rips you off?
yep
394. Do you like your mom?
i love babushka
395. Do you like your dad?
i love big poppa
396. Do you like your siblings?
oh yes.. i love my slaves
397. Now that you've been filling this out for a
while, do you still remember what 1+1 = ?
*thinking*
398. Do you have to use the bathroom now?
nope
399. When was the last time you did?
like 5 hrs ago
400. Do you have a guy bathroom or girl bathroom?
its androgynous
401. Are you the God of Kinkiness?
nope
402. What is your bathroom's color theme?
white
403. What room are you in now?
living room
404. What color shows up there the most?
brown.. burgundy
405. Do you know who Keroppi is?
yep
406. Do you know what Sanrio is?
yep
407. Can you wink with either eye?
sho nuff can *wink*
408. Can you roll your tongue?
yep
409. Do you have a chin-cleft?
nope
410. Do you like MTV?
its alright
411. Do you like Beavis and Butthead?
beavis.. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh... wutz up beavis
412. Are you double-jointed?
nope
413. When was the last time you went to a picnic?
last week
414. Do you like parks?
yep
415. Do you like hiking?
love
416. Do you like kids?
some
417. Are you a kid?
@ heart
418. Do you want kids?
have a child already
419. Do you want kids now?
""
420. How many kids do you want?
1
421. Do you want to be a single parent?
nope
422. Are you going Easter egg hunting?
yes..... as i do every year
423. Do you hide Easter eggs from yourself?
ya...lol.. but *whispering* dont tell anyone
424. Do you hide gifts/money from yourself so you find
them later and are surprised?
yea.. hahahhahahhahahah
425. Do you like your memories?
Most of them
426. Have you ever been digging in your backyard (if
you have one) and found something interesting?
nope
427. If so, what? If no, start digging!
nope
428. Did you know my phone just rang again?
nope
429. Now is yours ringing?
nope
430. What is your favorite radio station?
KROQ... power 106 and groove radio :)
431. Do you know what a jingle is?
yep
432. Does your radio station have one?
yep
433. Have you memorized all their commercials?
i have a life u know
434. Do they play as many commercials as they play music?
nope
435. What kind of music do they play?
rocc.. hip hop.. u know all that top 40 shiat.. sept
for groove....... they play mah trance ..heh heh
436. Are you hungry right now?
yep
437. Do you know of all the radio stations in your area?
nopes
438. Do you not even care?
nopes
439. When were you the most surprised last/ever?
dont remm
440. Why? What happened?
""
441. Uh, oh. My phone rang again. Did you know that time?
ohm
442. Do you like it or hate it when people call?
hate it
443. Are you psychic?
unfortunately
444. Are you psycho?
yea an insane not givin a fuccccc no cracchead can
compare psyko
445. Do you like Beck?
ohm
446. Do you have 2 turntables and a microphone?
fa shoooooooooooooooo
447. Do you want to be a DJ?
am a dj
448. Are you a DJ?
yepprz
449. Do you know "where it's at?"
lol
450. Where do you want to be right now?
in London
451. Make a fist. Do you feel manly now?
nope
452. Do you like school?
yep
453. Do you bathe daily?
yep
454. Weekly?
yep
455. Monthly?
yep
456. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
*singing* the morning i wake up... before i put on my
makeup... i say a lil prayer for yooooooooou..lol
457. Do you like waking up?
not really
458. Are you a morning person?
hell no
459. Would you let a girl paint your nails if she
asked?
shore why not
460. Do you do it yourself?
yes
461. Do your grandparents live in a cabin?
nope
462. Do you want to be the Unibomber junior?
hahaha
463. Are you scared of the Easter Bunny?
nope.. its scared of me
464. What about the Tooth Fairy?
nope
465. Do you like sitting on Santa's lap?
nope
466. When was the last time you did?
I can't remember
467. Would you sit on Santa's lap for some silly putty?
for a second
468. Do you have a Ken doll?
yea..lol
469. Do you like him?
he's plastic
470. Do you want Barbie?
i have enuff
471. Do you still play with GI Joes?
not as much
472. Are transformers cool?
fok yaa
473. Do you love A Christmas Story?
omg.. that is like THEE BEST XMAS STORy,.. ull shoot
ur eye out kid..lol
474. Is it time to slam down?
not yet
475. Does A Wonderful Life make you sick?
sss aight
476. Do you like glue?
elmer
477. What is your favorite recreational sport?
sk8n
478. Do you have a car?
yep
479. What kind?
honda accord
480. What kind of car do you want?
67 stang or impala
481. Have you ever swum in the Nile River?
nope
482. Do you have a thing for alligators?
yes it's called a muzzle.
483. Are you a cat-man or a dog-man?
cat-woman
484. Would you rather go to church or pet your dog?
church
485. What is the plural form of "SWAN?"
swans
486. Do you like geese?
nothing against them.
487. Do you like hot dogs?
they aight
488. What about hamburgers?
you betcha
489. Ketchup, Mayo, or mustard?
all
490. What is your favorite letter?
D & J
491. Cup or glass?
glass
492. How many calories are in one 8 OZ. serving of
Western Family Strawberry-Banana lowfat yogurt?
like 120
493. Are your feet cold right now?
nope
494. Do you believe in aliens?
yup.... e.b.e's
495. Have you ever seen a UFO?
on tv
496. What is your newspaper called?
LA Times and San Diego Union Tribune
497. Do you enjoy work?
yea
498. Do you consider yourself smart?
ohm.... well rounded
499. Do you like your ears?
yes
500. Do you know what?
wut.. OMG............. im finished... wooopeeeee
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