1.)IM's cause ''dead''rooms.
We got one already, it's called Boot Hill.
So if you just gotta IM kindly go to do it.

2.)Every Sunday at 8:00 pm Eastern
we gather in the Meeting Room.

3.)If you like it in here
and wanna be a Gang Member,
let Wolfie know. You'll need to come to
two consecutive meetings and at the
second meeting it will be decided if you are allowed to join.

4.)At any time if you wish to Skedaddle
just let Wolfie know and he will
place you in the Bone Orchard at Boot Hill.

5.)If you can not make a Sunday meeting
don't put a spoke in the wheel.
Please let someone who will be there know
so we don't hang fire the meeting for your arrival.

6.)No nekid av's.

7.)Another way to end up in Boot Hill
is to bat your eyes or down right flirt
with someone else's honey.
Not something we tolerate round here.

COWBOY RULES TO LIVE BY:

#1: Don't drink downstream from the herd.
#2: Don't squat with your spurs on.
#3: When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don't slap him on the back.....
#4: If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure they're still   following you.....
#5: Never miss a good chance to shut up.
#6: There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
#7: If you get to thinking you are a person of some stature and influence, then try ordering someone else's dog around.....
#8: If there weren't such a thing as chicken, what would snake taste like.....
#9: Other states were carved or born, Texas grew from hide and horn.....
#10: The easiest way to eat crow is when it's still warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swallow....
#11: There are 3 kind of people, the ones who learn by reading, the others who learn by observation, and then the ones who just have to touch the campfire to see if its hot.....
#12: Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment....
#13: Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.......
 #14: Never kick a cow chip on a hot day...
#15: It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep....
#16: Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance....
#17: Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.....
#18: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket....
#19: Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.....
#20: Biggest trouble with an open mind is your brains may fall out......
#21: You can always tell a tenderfoot... they think Heinz ketchup is spicy....
#22: A closed mouth gathers no feet or boots.....
#23: Don't worry 'bout bitin' off more than you can chew...Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n than ya think
#24: Some people get carried away with their own importance... Trouble is, it's never far enough
#25: The best time to hold your tongue is when you feel like you have the most to say....
#26: There's no use having an itch if you can't scratch it......
#27: It don't matter how tall your grandfather was - you still have to do your own growing.......
#28: Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence.....
#29: An old cowboy is a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences.....some of them are even true......
#30: Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town......
#31: If the rodeo doesn't kill you, the commute probably will.......
#32: Its a mistake to drive black cattle in the dark.....
#33: Ride the horse in the direction that it's going........
#34: The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first couple of weeks...............
#35: Never test the depth of the river with both feet..........
#36: If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything....