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My Ticker: Oooh it's my ticker! Yeah. Wanna make a bet? I bet you can't read this whole ticker! Uhmhum!! The Neverending Story, only the Neverending Ticker!!! Are you sure you want to read all of it? Okay okay okay. Read it if you want to! I'm not stopping ya. But it's neverending ya know. So watch out. Yeah, you'd better be careful! What are you anyway, a rebel? You really must be. Either that or you're just really, really, really, really, brave or something. How should I know? I don't know why you're wasting your time reading this. I just know you are! It doesn't make any difference, you are you ARE you know what I mean? Because it's true! You are sitting there (or standing, or even LAYING, how should I know???) reading this really long ticker. Errrr, you must have a lot of free time on your hands! Either that or you just want to find something to chuck out some precious moments of your life. Yeah, that's right! That's what you're doing! You're reading this, and you could be doing something else! You could be baking cookies with your family! But noooooo you are reading this! Well that is just disgraceful! Have you no shame at all? You'd rather read a ticker then spend time with your wonderful family! Don't you have a wonderful family? Well, I say you do! So you'd better get to it or lose it! Am I right or am I right? I'm right, ain't I? Whatever. ...Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Yup, this ticker is still trudging ooooon and ooooon. I told you there is no stopping it! The Neverending Story of the Ticker! Someone should do a movie about it! Yeah! So, wouldn't that just be.... nice? Wouldn't you go to see that movie? Well, if you're reading this, a Ticker Movie would certainly make your day, wouldn't it? Yeah, you would sure love that, wouldn't you? And then you'd go and buy it when it comes out on video and DVD. Yes, I put video first. Why? Because DVDs are TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! They are just MAKING you think they are so great so they can kill off all of the videos! Yeah, you heard me right! They're BRAINWASHING you people! THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE!!!! I'm not lying. They really are. So if you know what's good for you, you'll stop thinking they are so great. Also, if you know what's good for you (yes I said it again just to make this ticker longer. But knowing you, because you are reading this up to now, you probably love that.) YOU'LL STOP READING THIS DANG TICKER!!! It's NOT important!!! Go meet your family! Go bake some brownies! Cookies! Muffins! Cakes! Cupcakes! WHATEVER I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU BAKE SOMETHING!! So go bake something. Yes right now. Go. Go bake something!!! .................................................................................................................Whoa, you're still reading this, after all those dots? I TOLD YOU TO GO BAKE SOMETHING! And I meant it. Are you going to go bake something now? Ok. Go on. Go go go GO!!! .........................And you know what? About saying this ticker was neverending? Well yeah it IS, but it is going to end anyway!! That doesn't make sense does it? Does it have to? Go figure it out if you don't get it!! SHEESH!!!!! BYE. BAKE SOMETHING!






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