1. ThoU ShaLL nOt sNeAk oUt WhEn PaReNtS r sLeePiN. (why wait???) 2. ThOu sHaLL nOt Do DrUgZ. (alcohol lastz longer!!) 3. ThOu sHaLL nOt sTeaL fRoM k-MaRt. (wal mart hasa way bigger selection!!) 4. ThOu sHaLL nOt gEt aRReStEd 4VaNdaLiSm. (destruction hasa way bigger effect!!) 5. ThOu ShaLL nOt sTeaL fRoM tHy PaReNtS. (every1 knows grandma has more money!!) 6. ThoU sHaLL nOt gEt iN fIgHtS. (juz start em!!) 7. ThOu sHaLL nOt sKiP cLaSS. (juz take the whole day off!!) 8. ThoU sHaLL nOt sTriP iN cLaSS. (every1 knows hooters pay more!!) 9. ThOu ShaLL nOt tHiNk bOuT hAviN SeX. (as nike sayz, juz do it!!) 10. ThoU sHaLL nOt HeLp oLd LaDiEz cRoSS dA sTreEt. (juz run em over, its quicker!!)