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"...Possibly the best movie produced by the hands of man, 'Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style' "~Kathryn
"Did you know that a whale ejaculates up to 360 gallons of sperm when mating, and only 5% enters his mate? You wonder why the ocean is so salty!!" ~Thai
"If this was the bible, there would be 8 decipoles, 8 is the magic number." ~Ms. Cook
"When you throw up a lot, your shoulders hurt!" ~Stephanie's insight
"She's so old, she's going to die in her class someday." ~Ms. Cook
"What the crap did you just say!?" ~Coach Wade
"God, I'm going to puke" ~Coach Wade
"Why are all the black people attracted to me!?" ~Robert
"That movie got me through some hard times......I fell asleep during that movie..." ~Brandon and Kathryn [about The Wizard of Oz]
"I don't think I could live through Oklahoma" ~Brandon
"I touch the same gum everyday!!" ~Stephanie
"I'm gonna get a tatoo on the inside of my thigh that's a picture of a Snickers bar that says, 'Hungry? Why Wait?' " ~Brittany Whitcomb
"My underwear is hurting me." ~Matthew
"Sometimes you're a big sack of potatoes.." ~Kathryn
"I beat you to it" ~Old lady at Albertson's for no reason what-so-ever
"There's something about your house that makes me have to pee..." ~Matthew
"I've never heard you make that noise during the day.." ~Tom [Kathryn's step dad]
"No more pubys....No more pubys!" ~Kathryn
"The old dead guy music awards!!" ~Matthew
"Eat a twix and look at my *abs*" ~Matthew [about the Usher Twix commercial] [* denotes a sexual tone]
"We need to set him free, in some field somewhere, so he can just stand there and chomp on grass" ~Matthew

"Eric: Johnathon Cumberland
Jack: Your middle name is Randall
Eric: TONY RANDALL!!
Jack: Don't you listen to the rules?
Eric: Who is Tony Randall!?" ~Boy Meets World