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FiFi!
I'm going to talk about Fiona differently. Hmm...one word, Not only does "she" resemble a man but she has no hair. I guess we know where the hair went though...the big juicy uni that lay in the middle of her forehead. We decided that her hair was making us sick so we wanted to buy "Just For Men" hair growth and die system. But then, it was 9$ so i figured, "Why the fuk would I spend 9$ on an oger I could buy somethign better.
O now here's a keeper. One day in our classroom, the teacher asked me who hadn't done lunch duty, and I tried to explain to her that Fiona hadn't (Meh mayb she had, but that was her penalty for being ugly). The teacher asked me to tell FiFi that she would do lunch duty and she asked me if I thought she was stupid...well yes, I'm very sorry Fiona, but you are.
The next event to be put on the FiFi stupid list would havta be on the field at recess. She decided that she would run around alone and play "Up and Down"...I can't say it didn't look rather strange. I mean, seeing this thing jump up and down on a field didn't make much sense to nebody.
When Mara and I were at her house. We decided to play on YM Makeover magic. The first picture we came to was Fiona's, so we up-loaded it onto the program and took turns "making her over". The first one I did was of Fiona with a purple substance all over her face...and then I wrote "I LOVE GRAPES"above her uni brow. The next picture we did was of Fiona with a turban. She looked nearly identical to Bin, with her back drop as the Twin Towers. It was pretty frigin funny, I think MARA PISSED HER PANTS, lol jkjk, I did I think...
I feel pretty dumb saying this but I'm sure Danielle wants me to put this on here. When we were at Julie's, we were putting out hair over a candle to c what would happen. For some reason when I did it, It lit up and was completely on fire.
SAVE A MAN, RIDE FIONA.
1. She is a man.
2. She's one fukin ugly man.
3. She drives other bitches away from guys so she can have them, not that they want her.
4. She's so stupid...mayb I'm stupid ok I'll admitt it, but um, this boy doesn't have ne common sense. It's pretty funny how clueless he is. Stupid dunst...
5. Danielle, now u can use the word, conceited. She's so frigin full of herself. It's one thing to have good self-esteem, but when ur obsessed with yourself, um good luck on the flip side.
6. My sister says that she's a frigin walking hemroyd. I never thought of it that way but y not.
7. She's obsessed with soccer. Um Fiona, I play soccer too, but I don't obsess...my room does not obtain soccer balls as wallpaper or pictures of my team on my walls. That's sad ok, that is so very sad.
8. When Fiona and I were driving to our soccer game, my mom drove us through the Wendy's drive through and she decided to act like a frigin retard. I won't lie to u, I was a little scared, not only for myself but I concluded that this kid is gonna get her ass kicked in high school.
9. She (God I hate using that word, it's a discrase to all women) is a frigin cheap ass. I went to a movie with her once and she refused to buy an 8$ ticket...so I just left her outside, it's not like I wnated to c a movie with her neways, knowing her she'd probably try to rape some child. WARNING to ne guy who wants to take her out, beware she'd probably like to get her manly hands on u...DONT PAY!
10.I need to warn u ahead of time that this "boy" refuses to wear ne deoterant or anti-perspirant of ne kind, so he smells like shit. Marijke was the first person to notice the stench, and as soon as she mentioned it, we all relized what we were smelling for the past few years. After a while we couldn't take it even more, even Alyssa thought it was terrible so we knew we had to take action. We bought 6 deoterants and put them in her locker. Who knows what happened to them, but at least she understands how much she stinks now...Thank God.
11. Fiona and her singing...o boy, I know that Kimbe feels my pain. It's almost as bad as her body odor.
12. It's a hermapherdite.
13. He's actually quite decieving. When u look at it you can't quite tell what it is. U'll fisr percieve it as a man with herepes on it's face, but in a while u may change ur perspective on it and start looking at it like we do, a stupid, oger faced, bull-shitting liar.
14. It is discusting to watch the ammount of food this brat eats. It probably eats around 7 pounds daily. At Marijke's party she ate 22 crepes, even ask her she's proud to admit it. When Fiona and I went to C.W. we walked to Wendy's and all she got was 3 bottles of vinegar to cover her 3 orders of fries...U are what u eat, that explains the greesy hair and face. Then, since she didn't quite finished the 3rd bottle she decided she would look "cool" if she dumped it on me...well the idiot actually attemted to...stupid, stupid man.
15. Fiona is so frigin cold-hearted. When my Grandfather was brutally murdered by a psycho truck driver in Grade 2, I came to school crying..Fiona being the nice, ugly bitch she is decided to laugh at me...well then ok FiFi. But, in Grade 4 when her pet caterpillar, Fiona Jr. died, she took a frigin spaz. Mrs. Ball got a ohone call from Fions's mother saying that her caty died. When Ms. Rath gave her the news in Grammar, Fiona lied on the ground and started screaming and crying. Rehan was so kind to comfort her, she was so grateful she thought the only way to show her gratitude would b to give Rehan a big hug. Poor kid, he didn't know what he was in for, no wonder he moved all the way across the country.
16.We were in CT, and everyone was really pissed off at Fiona in Grade 5...(Can't blame em) I decided to get her back and tell everyone in the class to say "Hi-de-ho FiFo" when she walked in everyone said that phrase and she started screaming and she ran out of the school into the parking lot and sat in the middle of the road. Mr. Ray had to run out and stop her b4 she started having another fit.
17. 17 is too good a number, u don't need nemore reasons to hate Fiona. Take glance, that's enough information for u to build your impression off of.
18. Overall, when I think back on everything, Fiona has, in everywhich was ruined my life, I can name every reason that I have the right to say that. Fiona u bitch, u don't deserve ne respect for all tht u did...I mean honestly, i can't express how much uv fuked up. Thanks, so much.
19. I know that this is true for me too, but I actually figured it out on my own, so i figured that I should share it with Fiona. Don't deny nething, cuz it all just backfires. If some1 asks u something just tell them the truth straight up, cuz people will find out...and thats not fun, is it?
I'm just starting to relize that this site's a little mean...to well...just insult Fiona, she does not deserve all this attention!...But she's getting it anyways cuz I don't like her. Next point.
20. It's sorta sad how all of Fiona's friends (the very few she has) actually hate her...they're pretty harsh actually. Yeah, I know what ur thinking...that if anyone's harsh it's me, but guess what? Being harsh is ok if it's just constructive critism. I'm only making this site to help Fiona with her, um...few faults? Neways, her friends probably hate her more than I do...hard to believe.
21. I hate to tell u that I'm lying about everything I've displayed here, so i won't. But who's to say I'm not? Fiona actually has minimal hang-ups, and she's actually not that ugly. Ok, now I'll tell u that I'm lying. I think that the public deserves to know the truth about "people" like "it", and I'm the only person who seems to know about everything so i feel it's my duty to exploit Fiona for everyone to visualize. I will also warn you in advance that your visualization of Fiona after reading this will not give u a proper understanding of how ugly she really is. You havta visualize the ugliest thing that u have ever encoutered, and double the ugliness...That may be a better visual.
22. A second warning must be given. If you ever have the "pleasure" of encountering Fiona or anything like it, please do not stand there and take pictures for Ripley's Believe It Or Not...Just run away and don't look back or head into the nearest church, and pray not to turn into stone.
23. Fiona actually used to be one of my good friends. I was young and stupid...but I can't only blame myself, I havta blame her too. As I've mentioned she's quite decieving, and not to mention fake. She may look innocently ugly, but the only cure I can think of for this kid is calling 1-800-excersist. I guess we can't really blame the devil either...Maybe it's his fault Fiona is hated by many, but the shell was created by God...probably to teach us to be good or face the penalty of re-birth as Fiona.
24. I think I've said too much about Fiona's look for your virgin brains to handle. So maybe I should talk more about her personality...hmm...What personality? The only word to describe Fiona's personality would be fucked...But that's probably not even the best way to describe it. Fiona seems to have a problem. Ok, maybe a few more than 1, but she can't seem to get things straight. If you were to try and explain something to her...you would have to wait a few seconds for each word to seperately sink into her miniscule brain, and then repeat each scentence over again until she would give you some sort of sign that she was listening, or "digesting the information." After she has finished her comprehending, you may havta explain some of the words to her. For example, if you were to say, "Fiona look at that dog!" You would probably have to explain the word "look". She's only used to people commanding her to "not look " at them. She already knows what the word dog means and defines because people call her it every day of her life. Take these tips into consideration before creating small talk with FiFi.
I would like to extend my condolences to Fiona's family. They're not really terrible people, and they don't deserve to havta wake up to Fiona's hairy face every morning. Just remember Mr. and Mrs. Clark, before you put Fiona onto the streets, remember that every "creature" God creates is beautiful in it's own way...even if that "creature" happens to look like a frigin mix of a mushroom, troll and gremlin.
25. The one thing about my school that I will always miss, will be seeing Fiona's face looking it's worst (not that it gets much worst) when I walk into the classroom in the morning. The highlight of my day was listening to one of her new stupid comments about why she hated Kimbe...The stupid kid didn't even know her who her own "friends" were, cuz Kimbe was one of them. But never the less, Fiona found joy in everyone else's pain.
I would also like to thoroughly apologise to all the boys who fell for Fiona's hypnosis and black mail...It must be hard dealing with the fact that this stupid bitch FORCED u to go out with her...If perhaps, it wasn't hypnosis, or black mail that persuaded you to make this strange decision, then u must have some kind of insomnia in your brain. But don't worry, not all insomniacs carry this problem throughout their whole life. If by chance, you are planning on going out with Fiona, I'll make my death wish for you to be forgiven for your stupid decision. If that death wish isn't accepted I'll make mine for all fugitives like Fiona; who somehow manage to find there way to earth, to be brutally stabbed...No, not shot. Being shot is quick and painless.
26. Fiona has forever damaged Mara's self esteem. When we talked about our problems, Fiona would just role her eyes and tell us to go away if we wanted to complain about stupid stuff. Sorry if we happen to have problems Fiona. We forgot that your life is perfect. Neways, one day we were outside at reccess and Fiona decided to...Nm actually...This is just another stupid, typical Fiona story when her idiocity takes over again...Well, at the end of the story, Mara end up saying, "What'd you have for breakfast, "Carnation Instant Bitch"?"...That pulled Fiona's plug, so there she went, all day just rambling on to everyone about what cruel people we are...Sorry again for eating a beneficial breakfast, unlike you Fiona.
I really would up-load a picture of Fiona onto my site for all to view...but I don't want anybody to take any legal action, so i think I'm just gonna stick to my construction of humiliating Fiona...But still, the poor troll doesn't need to see herself ne more than she already has to.
IF YOU FACE ANY TROUBLES WITH A CREATURE WHICH FITS FIONA'S DESCRIPTION AND/ PROFILE PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE, AND QUICKLY CALL "ANIMAL CONTROL SERVICES". THEY MAY BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE, CONSIDERING THEY HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF TRANQUILIZERS.
I know that I've been saying all this bad shit about Fiona, and I need to say there is one thing she taught me...and Im sad to admit it, but it's one of the best things I've ever been taught. Just do it...cuz there'll b some1 to beat u to it. And even if you know it's not going to be what u want, or it's not going to be the recognition or answer that u desire, it's important to know the truth and just do something for yourself even if it doesn't turn out beneficial in the end. It's sorta hard to explain but everyone u meet along this..."journey" comes with some sort of message or example, to follow or learn from, and thats just what happened in this case. I gues I'll just say that if it's meant to b, it'll happen, so it's not worth fighting for sometimes, cuz no matter wht u do...it just...doesn't work out...