JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THERE WERE NO MORE OPTIONS,
A NEW PARTY WAS FORMED: The small and furry pawty!
Hi, my name is Eli, and I am running for president.
I can guarantee you that I am the man for the job!
I served my country and always showed up for flight duty.
And I always know when to pull out.
I stand behind all fellow creatures of this earth.
I will not allow
religious ideology to
impede the progess of science.
I will do whatever it takes to protect our environment.
I promise to go where no president has gone before.
And I will serve in an equal partnership with the First Lady.
First Lady Vanilla and Eli
PLEASE VOTE FOR ME AND I PROMISE TO SPREAD INSPIRATION,
HOPE AND HEALING ON A GLOBAL LEVEL.
You will never regret a VOTE FOR ELI!
SO FAR ELI HAS THIS MANY VOTES:
Barack Obama: 0 Votes
Hillary Clinton: 0 Votes
John McCain: 0 Votes
My name is Eli and I approve this message.
"God Bless America" performed and recorded by Karen Biehl
Copyright 2008 Karen Biehl
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