Quotes 1


** “ Who’s yo daddy?” -JC

** When ask about summer loves:

“JC had one, but the guy ran off and joined the army.” - Chris

“Whatever! I didn’t know it was a guy!” -JC

** “Today in the cafeteria; meatloaf, madness, and apple surprise!” -JC

** “I fell of a bed once…it kinda hurt too,” -Joey

** “Somebody’s touching my butt!” -Lance

** “I am the greatest,” -Justin

** “I was a little punk ass,” -Justin

** “I’m not bossy… I’m just into order,” -JC

** “I don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but it’s fun!” -Joey

** “There’s something about my head going beneath my butt that’s just not natural,” -JC

** “Not all the guys in Orlando are good looking…look at Lance!” -Justin

** When asked what his tombstone would say:

“He could sing, but he sure couldn’t dance.” -JC

** “You get arrested ONE time and they blow it up!” -Lance

** “WOW! My groin hurts.” -JC

**“Justin has a girlfriend….his girlfriend is Lance!” -Chris

** “Seriously, I’m gonna be the most popular…Justin…You just wait!…When this headgear comes off I’m kicking your ASS!” -Chris

** “Oh that’s right! I forgot,” -Chris

“Alzheimer’s is BAD!” -Justin

“Shut up Justin! So is being a 19 year old vir…never mind.” -Chris

** “We don’t throw TVs out the window…that’s stupid. I’d steal a TV before I threw it out the window.” -Joey

** “Basketball…it’s a hard thing to do,” -Lance

** “Sleeping with large quantities of stuffed animals relieves stressed caused by annoying roommates…AND work great as pillows!” -JC

** “I’m a big fine woman…why don’t I back that thing up?” -Justin

** “I know all about Joey…he sucks at this…he can’t cook worth crap!” -Joey

** “Smoother than butta baby!” -Justin

** “DUCK!” -Chris (everyone ducks) “Look, a duck!”

** “I kiss just like a fish…open and wet,” -JC

** “Boom!! Whoa…my hair is scaring me,” -Justin

** “See, in Orlando we have trees that grow basketballs!” -Chris

** “If we would have auditioned everyone…I don’t think Joey would have made it,” -Chris

** “We’re trying to phase him out…” -Chris (on Lance)

** “We’re a family…Just like any other dysfunctional family,” -JC

** “Lance is our good luck charm…we have to remember him everywhere we go,” Chris

** “Ya know…sometimes you just don’t want to know,” -JC ** “Second to none, hamburger bun,” -Justin

** “Mock-YEAH! -ing YEAH! Bird YEAH! Mock, -ing, bird in…” -Lance

“SHUT UP LANCE!…AND SHUT and SHUT UP LANCE!” -Justin

** “If you don’t step up to the plate…then its gonna be too late…I see you, we coulda had date…That’s not so great…” -Justin

** “Were you looking at my bum?! BUM LOOKER!” -Chris

** “I was gonna stage dive…it was gonna be cool,” -Chris

** OH MY GOD! Seattle is on fire! Somebody, do something!” -Chris (holding a lighter to a postcard)