Behold the Wisdom of the Space Cowboy!
* “ Who’s yo daddy?” -JC
* “Today in the cafeteria; meatloaf, madness, and apple surprise!” -JC
* “I’m not bossy… I’m just into order,” -JC
* “There’s something about my head going beneath my butt that’s just not natural,” -JC
* When asked what his tombstone would say, “He could sing, but he sure couldn’t dance.” -JC
* “WOW! My groin hurts.” -JC
* “Sleeping with large quantities of stuffed animals relieves stressed caused by annoying roommates…AND work great as pillows!” -JC
* “I did NOT KISS ANYBODY!” -JC
* “I kiss just like a fish…open and wet,” -JC
* “They dated on the Mouse Club…but they don’t know…cuz he’s a loser,” -JC (on Britney and Justin)
* “We’re a family…Just like any other dysfunctional family,” -JC
* “Ya know…sometimes you just don’t want to know,” -JC
* “Everyone thinks I like to sleep. Its not that I like to sleep, its that I don’t like to get up! There is a difference!” -JC
* “Oh, ceramics…Gee that’s REAL important…I mean, you never know when you’re gonna be stranded on an island…and, you know…have to make your own PLATES!!” -JC
* “This is what I can do because he’s my brother!” (punches Joey) “See this is what I can do…Isn’t that COOL!!” -JC
* “You don’t go into the music business going, ‘Oh I can’t wait to get SUED!” -JC
* “If I sit down for a long time, my body goes…’Ok, you’re not tired now…but you know what? You need to rest…just in case…” -JC
* “In Germany, we threw fruit off the balcony. We liked to see it explode…Did we clean it up??? OF COURSE NOT!!” -JC
“Now we gonna go get in da caaaa,” -JC
“ I dreamt that I was a fan of Nsync and I was so obsessed that my room had wall to wall pictures of Justin and I went to the concert and met myself, it was freaky! I feel for the fans man!” -JC
“Justin’s getting sued by a girl who said I was hotter. I mean, I feel bad and all, but…we all know she’s right.” -JC