"Here's Jesus!"
November 21, 2,006
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Segment 1
Linda- This is Speaker Linda Polley! It's November 21st, 2,006, and "Here's Jesus!" Nazarene, we understand that God The Mother's arrival in The Holiest Of All has already had profound results! That she has ordered Islamic women to join the spiritual battles against the demons in Iraq! Do You approve of this?
Nazarene- Absolutely, Alura! The ladies are doing a phenomenal job! The demons were resurging after the Democratic victories in the elections, and We were really having a time. But this fresh attack, these fresh forces have again devastated them and made them feel that their doom is coming, that their end is near, that sooner or later you and Demetrius will get to Iraq and they will be destroyed forever! The ladies are doing a phenomenal job, Alura! Not only have they fought in Iraq, but they have fought the demons in Syria and Iran as well, and given them a tremendous beating! And it is a great help to us, Alura. If only We could get such victories in the material world, if only We could make the living understand what needs to be done! We could do so much. But people turn against Us because We oppose evil.
Linda- That's great news, Nazarene! Way to go, ladies!
Nazarene- You betcha, Alura! You betcha!
Linda- We'll be back after the break!
Segment 2
Linda- We're back! Nazarene, can You describe one of these battles to us?
Nazarene- I surely can, Alura! The ladies wear shorts and short sleeve shirts because this infuriates the demons. And they also wear their hair in pony tails, and this even more infuriates the demons, because their heads aren't covered. And the ladies approach the demons and the demons and the demons scream obscenities at them, and that they're whores and harlots, that they're exposing themselves to them and making them lust over them. And then the ladies close in and then they literally kick their butts! They deliver them such blows that it is hard to describe, Alura! The demons foolishly try to stand and fight, because of their tremendous egos, and the ladies devastate them, they just destroy them! It's an incredible sight to see, Alura! We wish We could get video of it into the material world because it would raise the spirits of every woman on Earth, to see their sisters fighting the creatures of Darkness with such vitality!
Linda- Way to go everybody!
Nazarene- Yes indeed, Alura, it is the way to go! Evil must be fought and destroyed!
Linda- We'll be back again!