"Here's Jesus!"
November 28, 2,005
Segment 1
Linda- This is Speaker Linda Polley! It's November 28th, 2,005, and "Here's Jesus!" Nazarene, Hillary Clinton is saying that early withdrawal from Iraq would be a mistake. What's going on here?
Nazarene- Alura, this is one of the oldest tricks in the book! This foul creature of Darkness is using her cronies to attack The Bush Administration and to raise this false cry that they used false information to start the war while she pretends to be supporting the troops, and not wanting to withdraw them, while she's having her associates lead the campaign to end the war and bring the troops home! This is an old and sadistic trick, Alura, to make her appear that she is a reasonable person when she is not. She is leading the attack on the administration. She still hopes to be President Of The United States, which I will NEVER allow! I WILL stop her, no matter what it takes. She will never be The President Of The United States! These Democrats are the foulest creatures on earth! Their filth is unbelievable!
Linda- I thought something was fishy with that Nazarene! Thanks for telling everyone to stay away from her!
Nazarene- If somebody couldn't see that one, Alura, they need far more help than We can give them, far more help than We can give them!
Linda- We'll be back after the break!
Segment 2
Linda- We're back! Nazarene, Christian conservatives, including evangelist Jerry Falwell, are upset because Boston chose to call the Christmas Tree erected in a city park a holiday tree, instead of a Christmas tree. He said people are trying to steal Christmas! He has even led a campaign with the conservative Liberty Counsel to sue anyone spreading misinformation about Christmas celebrations in public spaces. What do You have to say about this?
Nazarene- What I have to say about this Alura, is Mr. Falwell is showing his great ignorance of Christianity again! The Christmas tree has nothing to do with Christmas, whatsoever! It is from a Pagan holiday called Yule when people worshipped trees because they believed the Gods made the first people out of the Yule tree. This is ridiculous, Alura! This is stupid! The Christmas tree has nothing to do with Christmas, whatsoever! We tolerate it because it is a small thing, an insignificant thing and We allow it. We wish people would stop doing it. No true Christian should have a Christmas tree in their home. It is part of a Pagan tradition that was started by Queen Victoria and her prince. It is harmless, it does no great harm, but Christians should not be doing it, and Jerry Falwell knows this. But he is attacking anything to get publicity! The man is an idiot! He should be spending this money that he is using to attack the Christmas trees to fight those that are sodmizing God's children. Now, that would be a practical thing for him to do! But he does not want to attack his boyfriends!
Linda- Whoa, Nazarene! We're really going after them with this one!
Nazarene- Didn't the prostitutes that this man got caught with, Alura, tell what his preferred sexual act is? How many times do We have to expose someone's evil?
Linda- We'll be back tomorrow!