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1. How do you spell cat backward?
2. What has four legs and flies?
3. Why did the broom enter the contest?
4. Where do cars go swimming?
5. Why can't two elephants go into the same swimming pool at the same time?
6. What do championship football players eat their cereal in?
7. What do invisibe cats drink?
8. What starts with T, ends with T, and is all filled up with T?
9. Why did the boy write numbers all over him?
10. When does a doctor get mad?
11.What is more amazing then a talking dog?
12. What kind of fish likes bubble gum?
13. What has a head, tail, but no body?
14. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
15. What dog can play football?
Once there was a lady that was going to have a race to the other side of a wide lake and if she won should would win a million dollars. When the race started she started swimming across the lake. Once she was exactly half way across the lake she said to herself I am sooo tired and she swam all the way back to where she started. The lady didn't win the million dollars.
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1.C-A-T-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D, 2.A horse in the Summer, 3.Because it was a Sweepstakes, 4.In a car pool, 5.Because they only have 1 pair of trunks, 6.Super Bowl, 7.Evaporated Milk, 8.Teapot, 9.Because he wanted people to count on him, 10.When he loses all his patients, 11.A Spelling Bee, 12.A Blowfish, 13.A Penny, 14. Close the door, I'm dressing, 15.A Golden Receiver.
