I often love to wax philosophical when alone, or on occasion. I've been known to produce some pretty witty (and often truthful) snippets on life. Go on, educate yourself. Bask in my wisdom. It's my gift to you.
"Before we label someone as stupid, perhaps we should consider that they know something that we don't."
"There is nothing in the world so small, that the sun cannot warm it."
"You are never more alone than when you are followed my many."
"Is common sense really all that common?"
"You can conquer mountains, fears, and entire cities. But first, you must conquer yourself."
"In every life some rain must fall--bring an umbrella."
"If we could add that spoonful of sugar to our day, life would be so much sweeter."
"In the highway of life, sometimes we take a wrong turn. What matters, is if you can turn around and get back on the right road."
"Electrify people with your words, don't electrocute them."
"The story of life consists of many chapters. Too bad some people are illiterate."
"If what we don't know can't hurt us, I say human kind is pretty secure."
"Bad days are like bills. They come at the worst times, but we all have to pay them off sometime."
"Gossip is jealousy's best alias."
"Stupidty is not a virus, it just spreads like one."
"Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because some other jerk will beat you to it."
"Far more deserving of my admiration than one who is merely successful, is one who is less lucky, yet continues to try."
"Never bite off more than you can chew. Not enough people know the Heimlich maneuver."
"Those who do not dare to attempt out of fear of failure are only surrendering themselves to their very fear."
"Life is like a giant rubix cube. Unfortunately, I never was very good at those things."
"If we spent as much time inspecting our own selves as we do scrutinize others, imagine what we could learn of ourselves."
"Some of the greatest achievements started out as a joke. Likewise, some of the world's greatest jokesters evolved into the great achievers."
"Winners never quit and quitters are cast into the flaming depths of hell!"
"Even when it seems you have a one in a million chance at something-- don't forget, you still have that one chance."
"Always question the unknown. After all, what fun would life be if we only asked questions that we knew the answers to?"
"I don't point out my flaws; however, not for matters of posterity. Merely because they are quite evident as it is, without my assistance."
"I have found that the less a person talks, the more intelligent they come off as being."
"Sometimes to find the answer, we have to lose ourselves."
"Often we yearn to spend every waking moment with the ones we love, forgetting that we can always be with them in our dreams."
"There is a reason for every 'coincidence'."
"Even the most precious gems have their price.. life is no exception."
"When the weight of the entire world falls onto your shoulders, who is there left to help you carry your own burdens?"
"I have found that often we can convey the most complex meanings through the very simplest of forms, which in turn, widens the audience and their ability to understand such meanings."