Stumple

THE LEGACY OF STUMPLE

ONCE IN A FAR AWAY LAND THERE WAS A CREATURE THAT MANY CALLED STUMPLE. ALL OTHERS CALLED HER DISGUSTING; I PERSONALLY CALLED HER FRIEND. ONE OF A KIND THIS DISGRUNTLE BEAST WAS MAJESTIC IN ITS ENTIRITY. MOSTLY UNSEEN TO THE HUMAN EYE, BUT THE FEW WHO HAVE SEEN HER WILL NEVER FORGET THE GLORY OF THE BEAST. SHE WHO HAD MADE JOEY CRY, SHE WHO HAD NOT SHOWERED BUT ONCE A WEEK, SHE WHO ONCE EATEN A LARGE PORTION OF RICE, THEN GAINING THE NICKNAME *HAUS*. MANY TO THIS DAY BELIEVE THAT THIS LOVELY ANIMAL NO LONGER EXISTS. BUT I HAVE SEEN HER, I KNOW HER. I KNOW THAT THIS WORLD IS DIFFERNT BECAUSE SHE LIVES. SHE IS WHY WE ALL LIVE. SHE IS WHY WE ALL DIE. SHE IS WHY WE ALL WEEP. SHE IS WHY WE ALL GET DIAREHHA AFTER WE EAT MEXICAN CUISINE. SO TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED THE JOY OF STUMPLE THIS SECTION IS FOR YOU.

*STORIES OF STUMPLE* *QUOTES FROM STUMPLE* *STUMPLE'S LIFE GOALS*