1. Im like HTML fool! -Andy
2. Busta cap in yo ass! -Andy
3. MOTHER FREAKIN' ORIGAMI!!! -Andy
4. E... emunciate? -Cassie
5. England was all like, we're hittin you up for money boy! and America was like, no. -Andy
6. People think Im cheating on him with you... wwwaaaiiittt...... thats not right! -Annamarie
7. Hey look Im smart! -Jaimie
8. "Oh its monday" "Today seems like a tuesday to me... and i like it!" -Courtney and Jaimie
9. Captin Nemo327: badgers..... badgers.. badgers.... badgers... badgers... badgers -Timmers
10. I Shee.... -Mr Desens
11. GASP - Timmers
12. I dont have a cock.......but if i did, i would like it. -Courtney
13. I grew a PENIS!!. now tell me how many girls do you know who can do that?........that's what i thought -Courtney
14. KEEP ME WARM - Courtney
15. "Can I ask you a question?" "Yes I will make out with you!" -Jaimie and Courtney
16. My brother gets boners off the spanish channel and can shake his dick up and down codename "doggywiggle" -Courtney
17. I have gas in my ass -Courtney's Dad