THE INFLUX SHRINE

10 reasons why I love influx.

10. He "loves" all of gods creatures
9. The two drink minimum
8. Always willing to give his "love"
7. He's like jesus at the mad hax0ring
6. He's got all his shots
5. He's only HALF mexican
4. His porn has made me a millionaire
3. He wears the pants in our relationship
2. Two words: Negotiable rates
1. He wears a condom when he puts it in me