The Prospective Boyfriend Application

The Basics:

Name (first and last please):

Age (warning- enter anything below 16 or above 20 and this application will terminate):

Present living status and location:

Phone number (so I recognize it on the caller id when ur sorry ass calls me!):

The Requirements:

?      At some point you should be the one to call first

?      NO MIDGETS ( in other words you must be taller than me!)

?      Hair/eye color can always be adjusted later…

?      Your massages must be good and lengthy along with other bodily attributes

?      If ur middle name is STD please don’t try to get with me

?      Patience is a must when it comes to me and my million personalities! Haha j/k

?      You must complete the questionnaire…

The Questionnaire:

Open-response

í     What do they say about guys who have big feet?

í     What does it mean to be whipped? Is this good or bad?

í     How hard do you like it?

í     What do most models have that the rest of the world does not?

í     Is three really a crowd? How about 4?

Word connotations (insert first word (s) that come to mind)

í     Head

í     Deep

í     Knees

í     Hole

í     Pigtails

Fill-ins

í     “you better lose yourself in the _______… you own it, you better never let it go… you only get one ______ do not miss your chance to (let me) ______ (you).”

í     “I’ve got ______ you’ve never seen.”

í     “I’m just _____ like _____.”

í     “roses are ____, violets are _____; you know you wanna _____ me cuz I wanna ____ you too!”

í     “I want some nice cold ___ ______ so I can ______ you and make you see just how _____ cold can be!”

Personal Response (please include any and all reasons that make you a strong applicant for this position)

Please email all completed applications to me… icecutie23@yahoo.com

Thanks for your cooperation feel free to add any questions or comments that you may have…