*Our Psych experiment tapes: "Miiiidge! I hope your room is nice..." "This picture is like those pictures we cut out of the magazines with people kissing..."
*They deceived us!! Those bastard!!
*"Look kids, it's a deer!"
*Classic Logan: "Wait, that was a body!?!"
*Trish: "You're going to change".. Me: ".. my tampon"
*Me changing in the hallway =)
*Duct tape ceiling!
*Dawson's Creek is on!
*Stupid bitch: "mmm guys you're being kind of loud, and people are looking. people are trying to eat so if you could be quiet..". Quiet hours in Southside at 5pm!
* "so it hasta suck to be named olga and weigh like 10 lbs.. when i think of an olga i think of ::drawing w/ small head, arms, and legs with a big body..and a mustache::
*"I think I'll have a salad for dinner... right after I finish eating my cheesecake"
*"His fingers are like magicians!"
*Mary + Kelly + Diane... Twat faces forever!
*Shut the Fuck Up Bitch Brick & The Dumb Bitch Brick
*"To conclude.. if you drink, you're gunna end up with a disability!"
*Me drunk: "Miiiidge! I love you Midge! Miiidge I love you!"
*Didn't your Mom ever tell you you'd start a fire!!
*Logan: "First you put your dick in your hand.. Oh, that's an inside joke between Scott and I.."
*Scuzz: If you ever want to go to a party and not get raped, just let me know..
*::doing scuzz's pants impression to the door:: "Oooh Hi Abu!" (how embarassing)
*Organic soy milk anyone?
*8 inch fun stick
*"It tasted like smoking spiced ass.."
*"Oh no, not the balls again!!"
*Erin is the Jello Shot queen!
*Lauren's "Crotchless Panties" for her speech =)
*The Pene & the Pene Pumpkin
*Me drunk to Steve and his friends: "wooooowwwww look at how pretty that flag is.."
*From now on I'm going to call you Midge, Midge
*Kelly Groban!
*"Don't make me drink the oxyclean, please!"
*"We're all nerdos, and Erin is just the icing on the cake!"
*I want a boner
*Hot boy is a ::insert whistle noise here::
*Running to catch the bus, right Erin!?
*"I think she just hung herself" ::outburst of laughter::
*Seeing the people having sex in the lounge at like 3am
*TFS Pillow Talk in Scott & Logan's room
*Gamma theta delta sorority...
*Steve & Besty in the bathroom with me at the frat formal (f'in sick)
*Diane: "She pooped!! She pooped!!"
*Fantastic and gimassive
*Trish and Erin are grandmas... Trish has a child, AND a grandchild, and they listen to light rock!
*Random Nicknames: K-Diddy, E-Dogg, Rhino, Midge/Patty, Schmego, HN, The Jer, Scotthew, Jacqueling, The Hungarian, etc
*Atkin 5's Crazy Ass Friday on January 16th =)
*Not knowing how to inhale (but I've got it now)
*Our composition teacher being a huge stoner
*During group naptime at Ryan's: "Haha my leg is on Ryan.." "Haha, my boner is on Ryan"
*I lost my buttons... Where are my buttons? Can you find my buttons?
*Kam and I using the magazines to wipe while drunk.. kam: 'we fucked up their toilet real bad!' *"Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and.. WOW A SQUIRREL!"
*"We just hold hands in the dark"
*The porcilein god's boner
*My stalking Ryan when I was so drunk I blacked out
*The conversation brought up by our teacher in Composition about the word 'wank'
*..Followed by our conversation at dinner about the word, talking about it in class, and the actual act
*"I told him to get off of me, and then he got me off"
*Kelly: "I broke the chesty pelvis thing" Ryan: "You mean the sternum?"
*"So I woke up in the morning with no pubes, to make a long story short"
*People masturbating in my presence...
*Then for Ryan...
*The toe touch that resulted in the death of my pink jeans