*you have the pizza delivery phone number memorized*
*you have ever shown up for class wearing the same outfit you wore to bed the previous night*
*you have ever gotten up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and had to step over more than two complete strangers sleeping on your floor*
*it feels weird taking a shower without wearing flip flops*
*you have developed a weekly ritual of waking up blurry-eyed on Saturday afternoons and proceeding to determine where the hell you are*
*you have ever done laundry at 4am*
*you have ever traveled anywhere with several bags of dirty clothes*
*you have ever paid $100 for a single book without batting an eye*
*you have ever sold that same $100 book eight months later, unread, for seven bucks*
*you have done a week's worth of food shopping at Wal-Mart*
*you know not to enter your room when a certain object is hanging from the doorknob*
*you have caught yourself using words such as "aggregate" or "egregious" in casual conversation*
*you can tell the time of day by the noise level in the hall outside your door*
*empty vodka bottle or beer cans make good room decorations*
*you set your alarm clock for 8:50am to make a 9:00am class*
*you have rediscovered afternoon naps*
*you were in debt by $20,000 before your twentieth birthday*
*you store your toiletries in a bucket next to your bed*
*ramen noodles, hot pockets, or frozen hotdogs of any nature represent a typical meal*
*quarters are more valuable than dollars*
*you begin wearing your clothes inside out because you can't afford to wash them*
*you're definition of a clean room is one where you can actually walk from the door to the bed*
*you're definition of a super clean room is one where you can find a place to sit*
*cold pizza is considered a suitable breakfast food*
*midnight is too early to go to bed*
*you typically have less than a dollar on you*
*if you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes*
*if you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo*