*DoNt HaTe Me CuZ i Am BeAuTiFuL BuT hAtE mE CuZ YoUr BoYfRiEnD ThInKs So!!

*Dont live life faster than your gardian angel can fly

*Treat me like an angel and I will take you to heaven with me

*GoOd GiRlS gO tO HeAvEn, BaD GiRlS Go EvErYwHeRe

*IF YOU REALLY WANT IT GOOD GIRL..GET YOURSELF A..BAD BOY!

*No OnE DiEs A ViRgIn CuZ EvErYoNe GeTs ScReWeD By LiFe! lol

*You never feel the pain until you see the blood (me Carrie + Alesha thought we were smart + made it up)

*If YoU sIt On YoUr AsS In tHe GrAsS, YoUr GoNnA GeT StAiNeD (Beener!!)

*WhEn I wALk ArOuNd*Da GuYz GLaNcE iN mY DiReCtiOn*Itz NoT LiKe I cAn BlAmE eM*I'm PuRe PeRfEcTiOn~PiMpEtTe Of tHa yEaR~PlAyEtTe oF ThE SeAsOn~YoUr bOyFrIeNd lEfT Ya*n* Im Da ReAsOn ~So WaTcH Ya bAcKz*n* MaKe sUm rOoM~CuZ tHiS Lil hUnNy~Is CoMiN tHrU -;-

*rOsEs aRe rEd, vIoLeTts aRe bLuE, God mAdE mE pReTtY wHaT hApPeNeD tO u?

*If you hate me I love you too its not my fault Im cuter than you

*Me N My GiRLz Be shAkiNg oUr HiPs, WhiLE tHE GuyZ bE lICkiN tHeRE LiPz, The GiRlz WaNnA Be Us, But ThE GuyS wAnnA FrEak Us, So iF jEaLoUsY Is WhaT Ur AbOut, Go AHeAd AnD HaTe US NoW!

*HaH 2 aLL U GuRLz wHo cAnT CoMpArE..DiD I eVeR oNce SaY LiFe WaS FaiR?!?

*WhEn YoU wErE bOrN yOu WeRe CrYiNg AnD eVeRyOnE eLsE aRoUnD sMiLiNg, LiVe YoUr LiFe So ThAt WhEn YoU dIe YoU aRe SmILInG aNd eVeRyOnE eLsE iS cRyInG!!!!

*East to the sea, west to the land, hell to the bitch, who lays a hand on my man!

*i was gonna kill the sexiest person alive...oh yah, suicides a crime!

*struttin r stuff shakin r booties me and my chicas r pure cuties

*A Princess is what I'm meant 2 be so bein SWEET comes NaUtUrAlLy!

*I'm like a Butterfly, Pretty to see but, hard to catch

*I'm sweet as heaven, Hot as hell, the finest lil girl as u can tell, I'm hated by some and loved by many, Envied by most and loved by plenty!

*AnGeLz CoMe ,AnGeLz Go..ßuT OnCe YoUR WiT D¡§ AnGeL...YoU'LL NeVa LeT Go

*Do YoU BeLiVe In LuV At FiRst SiTe oR sHOulD i Walk BY agian?

*ExCuSe Me, Do YoU hAvE a BaNd-AiD? I sKiNnEd My KnEe WhEn I FeLl FoR YoU..

*EvEry1 SaYs U OnLy FaLl In LoVe oNcE..bUt tHat'S nOt TrUe..EvEryTiMe I heAr Ur VoiCe..I fAlL iN LoVe AlL oVEr AgAiN

*R u A pArKin' TiCkEt, CuZ u Got FINE wRiTTeN All OvEr U!

*When are we going to be together,Will you ever love me or will it take forever,I love you always and yes the words are true,Sleep it sweeter than I dream of you,With this peom I have one thing in mind,you just have to read the first word of each line..

*i WaZ BoRn iN ThE HeAveNs, Up iN ThA SkY, SeNt DoWn To EaRtH To PuT A tWiNkLe iN YoUr EyE

*If you need a nickle I'll give you a dime If you need a man Girl Don't touch mine!

*They say every girl has a prince charming; but mine must have took a wrong turn, gotten lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

*A hEaRt Is NoT a PlAyInG tHiNg,A hEaRt Is NoT a ToY,bUt If YoU wAnT iT bRoKeN jUsT gIvE iT tO a BoY

*huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?

*If I’m daddy’s lil angel and I can’t be w/ boyz …ill just hide them in my room and tell him they’re all my toys*

*Star light, star bright, where the hell is Mr. Right?!*

*Oh and I'm not single but I'm not really taken, then what am I...oh yeah totally crazy about you*

*I look like an angel and i act like one too..but you never know what this angel will do*

*Guys are like roses.. watch out for the pricks

*WaNtEd By MaNy..TaKeN By NoNe, TaLkiN 2 SoMe..BuT WaiTiNg FoR *OnE*

*U onLy HaTe Me CuZ U LuV Me *

*I wish my mom told me the same thing about guys that she did about scary movies, don't worry honey they're all fake*

*All cute guys are jerks, nice ones are gay, & ugly ones won't leave you alone*

*i CaN bE a pLaYa, A hAtEr, A fiGhTeR, a BiTeR...bUt ThAtS jUsT NoT mY sTyLe. I m JuSt A gOoDy GoOdY wiT a PrEttY sMiLe*

*I wish I may, I mish I might, be the one you wish for tonite*

*I wished for YOU on a star last night...must have been out of order or something!*

*hobbies: liking guys i shouldnt like*

*I didnt Fall in Love.... He tripped me !!*

*Can I Keep you?*

*OoOo Break me off a piece of that!!*

*When me and you met the angels whispered "Perfect"*

*Hell yeah I'm good in bed, I sleep for hours.*

*This day was a total waste of make-up.*

*He's the cutest, sweetest, nicest, greatest, most romantic, most insensitive jerk I have ever met*

*I'm On A Mission To Get Over You....In Other Words *Mission Impossible*!!*

*Did the sun just come out ... or did you just smile at me?*

*Please tell your pants that it's not polite to point*

*Did you fall down the UGLY tree and hit every branch down on your way down?*

*An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if your doctor is cute, screw that fruit*

*Guys are like commercials you cant believe a word they say*

*Men are like Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion!!!*

*Screw Snapple I am made from the best stuff on this earth*

*Its not my fault I fell for you..You were the one who tripped me...*

*Stop searching for prince charming... Cinderella already has him*

*Do you think Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?*

*The Sparkle In Your Eyes..Could Make The Stars Jealous*

*Imagine life without me...miserable, huh?*

*Do I look like a grocery item to you? I see you checking me out!*

*I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE!*

*milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?*

*i MiSS mY TeDDy BeAr...WoUld YoU sLeeP WiTh Me?*

*A girl is much more than she seems, shes not a toy by any means, underneath the makeup and hair, theres a sign saying..*HaNdLe WiTh CaRe*

*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jerks.*

*If I had a ticket to heaven, And you didn't have one too, I'd tear my ticket to pieces, And go to hell with you*

*Be the girl in the mirror, NOT the one you THINK everyone wants to see*

*If God wanted girls to chase guys, he would have made them more worth catching*

*Girls are like phones...they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button...oops...you're disconnected!*

*Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie!*

*Cry me a river and go drown in it ok!!*

*I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?*

*Guys have feelings too. But like..... Who cares?*

*Im GoIn CrAzY cRaZy CrAzY jUsT tHiNkInG AbOuT u BaBy!!*

*Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.*

*Somebody slap me! I can't be THIS happy!*

*Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862*

*Your village just called, their missing their idiot!*

*he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw*

*ignoring girls is not the answer*

*your name should be Cambles because ur mmm-mmm-good*

*I'm sure you've heard that behind every great guy there's a great girl...Well have u heard that behind every great girl is a guy starring at her behind*

*When all else fails, look cute*

*I hate you. I hope you die. You stole my boyfriend and made me cry*

*Computers: A really hot one.....oops.....my bad.....that's my reflection!*

*I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?*

*The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name!*

*I Lost my Phone Number. Can I have yours?*

*Don't SMILE my boyfriend might fall for it*

*You think I'm gooorgeous...You want to kisss me...You want to huggg me...You want to looove me*

*I'M SORRY DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS LISTENING?*

*Boys are bad, throw rocks at them all*

*Tell me now, Tell me quick do u want me to be ur chick?*

*You told me luv wasn't a game, so why did you play me fool!*

*if bein hott were a sport i'd be playin varsity*

*You Can Think Ur Prettier than Me..Its Okay to Lie to Yourself Everyonce in awhile!!*

*Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!!!*

*I'm NoT sHy, I jUsT dOn'T lIkE yOu*

*when i look at you, my heart skips a beat!*

*When all else fails, look cute*

*I dont come with dice-so dont play me*

*I look for a man wit a V.C.R... Very Cute Rear*

*I am beginning to think he likes me should i like him back?*

*Call me anytime, I won't be home*

*If you really cared, you would leave me alone!*

*never fall in love with the guy next door....trust me he will move!*

*YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoD LOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe*

*Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Own One*

*Life was much eazier when we thought boyz had cootiez*

*If a guy tellz you to suck it, turn around and smile and say that it's dangerous to put small objects in your mouth*

*Take a bow, you hear the applause? My heart iz broken, and you're the cause, I played your game and you won...congratulationz, hope you had fun*

*I told him I loved him, it turnz out the feelingz are mutual...he lovez himself too*

*Is there ever a time in life when I won't be confused?*

*You're a man??...a man iz a king, a king iz a ruler, a ruler iz 12 inchez...still a man??*

*Jealousy'z a horrible disease...get well soon*

*I'm keepin America beautiful, so put a bag over your head*

*God made coke god made pepsi god made (Name) so darn sexy*

*he broke my heart....so i broke hiz MuThA fu*kiN jaW!*

*Where would I be without you....I only think about you.....I know you're tired of being lonely...so baby boy put it on me*

*I*m Not Stupid I Just Don*t Know Much*.

*If you want me to fall for you, you gotta give me sumthin worth trippin ova*

*If all guys were as hot as you, earth would be heaven*

*You were my favorite mistake.*

*Computers: Hmm-well..it freezes up on me, it plays games w/me,& i can turn it on w/ a push of a button..yah! ~ pretty much call it a guy*

*Just dump your girlfriend and go out with me!*

*It's just one of those days. Again.*

*I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it*

*Roses are red and violets are blue of all the people I had to fall for why did I have to trip over you?*

*Everyone knows that yeah I'm kinda shy. I'm not the type of girl who could ever approach a guy. But I wanna find a way to get you to notice me...*

*not all men are annoying some are dead*

*If any man would be a fool not to have me... then why am I still alone?*

*I’ve gotta be me... everyone was already taken*

*Excuse me...have you seen my heart?... I was going to give it to you, but I think perhaps you’ve stolen it away*

*There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance*

*you used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak*

*So he doesnt like me anymore. That's ok! I can deal with that. I was after all, just a crush. I will find someone new. I'll move on!! Yea right!! Move on to a new part of him that i can obsess about! Move on to another "get him" scheme seventeen magazine. Move on...ok sure! You try and get over a guy like him.*

*Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!*

*when life hands you lemons, stuff them in your bra –who knows? Might help, can’t hurt anything*

*Dear God, don't make me fall in love and want to do disgusting things.*

*As I said before, I never repeat myself!!*

*My friend lost 5 inches on the Slim Fast plan. Now he has no penis at all!*

*If you ever drop your keys into a river of hot, molten lava, let 'em go man, they're gone*

*I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.*

*Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous*

*You see my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I'm cute*

*If you dont like my apples, then dont shake my tree. Cuz i dont want your man...he wants me.*

*Just because you HAVE one doesn't mean you have to BE one!*

*i tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose*