THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A COP
//I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
//Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
//Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
//Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
//Are You Andy or Barney?
//I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
//You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
//I pay your salary!
//Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
//Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
//I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
//When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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