LABELS
//On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
//On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
//On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
//On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
//On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
//On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
//On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
//On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
//On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
//On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
//On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
//On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
//On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
//On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
//On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
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