EVER WONDER...
//Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
//Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
//Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
//Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
//Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
//Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
//Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
//Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
//Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
//Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
//Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
//Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
//Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
//Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
//Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
//If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
//Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
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