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20 WaYs U kNoW u gO tO bInG....

You're never in time for Just In Time at the dining hall.
Chi Phi parties always end up with beer up to your ankles and ridiculously hot air suffocating you.
If you live in Mohawk you're pretty much hated by the rest of CIW.
If you're a guy who's friends with a suite of freshmen girls, chances are you won't be talking to them by the end of the semester.
If you're a JAP from Great Neck and you ended up tripled in Dickinson, something went horribly wrong.
Girls get "ready for dinner at the dining hall on weekdays.
During finals, otherwise unused study halls will suddenly become standing room only.
If you live in Hinman...well,we're sorry.
The dining hall is where you'll see every person you tried to avoid the rest of the day.
Every person you came to hate somehow ended up part of the same "crew".
Going to the gym is just dangerous when theres any amount of snow on the ground-the hill will kill you.
Sophomore boys have given up on going out altogether.
At Buffalo they may "talk to you all night", but at Bing guys dont waste any time.
The only good thing people have to say about Hinman is that it's close to the lecture hall.
You go to Skyline only until you get a fake id or a decent chalking job and then u get to move up in the world...the Rat.
You WILL get suckered into the Pizza Hut pizza deal, and then order Adriano's every night and Pizza Hut not even once.
You know at least 3 girls who have sex with a guy in TKE.
Newing has more attractive people, but CIW is cooler and smokes more weed.
Walmart will become a wonderful day trip.
Girls making out with each other is an acceptable form of payment for admission to frat parties.

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UPDATED..15 MORE WAYS YOU KNOW YOU GO TO BING!!!!!!

1)Worst possible thing that can happen to downtown Binghamton...one of the only 3 bars that dont scan gets closed down, and the entire Bing population goes to the Rat.
2)Congratulations Hinman!...living in the new dorms might suck more because now they dont even have close proximity to the lecture hall to be proud of.
3)When it hits temps in the positive numbers,its time to break out the shorts.
4)When you see a stretch SUV parked on State Street, the townies believingly convince you that its a rap artist passing through who just HAS to experience FLASHBACK.
5)Girls will still refuse to give up wearing tank tops out, even amidst 10 feet of snow.
6)10pm and 11pm free OCC bus..the only way to travel.
7)Biscuit is the only respectable member of TKE.
8)You dont appreciate having to wait for finals to enjoy PORT-O-BAGEL delivery.
9)By the second semester, you'll know 65% of your lecture class, and will have hooked up with an alarming amount of them.
10)Girls wish that rushing for sororities was even half as much fun as rushing for frats.
11)Another shitty thing that Hinman can add to the list...no more dining hall, and CIW can now have another accessible dining option.
12)Waiting on line to get into FitSpace was bearable because you knew that in 2 weeks people would give up on their New Year's resolutions.
13) Even though you're not actually in New Orleans, girls will still do crazy things for beads at AEPi's Mardi Gras.
14)Sierra Mist replacing Sprite in the dining hall may have been a good business move, but we think it tastes like ass.
15)Dickinson now has one thing to be proud of...sushi.