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****A FEW FUNNY THOUGHTS TO PONDER****
- WHY DO YOU GET ON A BUS, BUT INTO A CAR?
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A MALE LADYBUG?
- IF PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT,YET NO ONE IS PERFECT,WHY PRACTICE?
- WHY ARE BOXING RINGS SQUARE?
- WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO?
- IF WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON,WHY CANT WE PUT ALL OF THEM THERE?
- IF YOUR BOARDING A PLANE, & YOU SEE YOUR FRIEND, JACK, SHOULD YOU SAY HI?
- WHY IS THERE A PERMANENT PRESS SETTING ON AN IRON?
- DO EX-DRY CLEANERS BECOME DE-PRESSED?
- DO EX-COWBOYS BECOME DE-RANGED?
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A FEMALE DADDY LONG LEGS?
- IF SOMETHING GOES WITHOUT SAYING.....LET IT.
- I SEE DUMB PEOPLE.
- CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
- IF YOU CANT BEAT EM, HIRE SOMEONE WHO CAN.
- GOT BRAINS?
- THE BUCK DOESNT EVEN SLOW DOWN HERE.
- WHY DO THEY CALL IT A DRIVE THRU,WHEN YOU HAVE TO STOP?
- WHAT COLOR DOES A SMURF TURN WHEN THEY CHOKE?
- WHY IS THE 3RD HAND ON A WATCH CALLED THE 2ND HAND?
- CAN A GUY NAMED NICK HAVE A NICK-NAME?
- DUE TO BUDGET CUTS,THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL WILL BE TURNED OFF.
- DAIN BRAMAGED.
- ITS NOT ATTENTION DEFICIT,I'M JUST NOT LISTENING TO YOU.
**TRY ANY OF THESE LINKS FOR HOURS OF FUN**
Learn how to read tarot cards on line
It's your turn, a great place to play on-line games...
Sweetnsassy gifs,where you'll find beautiful snowglobes......
Poetry.com, a great place to read and even submit your own poems...
Where I find all kinds of gifs...
Another good place for fun gifs...
For all your web tv animated gifs..
Freebackgrounds.com,where I go for my backgrounds..
A Great place to go when ever your bored.
Who has the worst job, is yours one of them?
The deathclock will remind you just how short life really is
My favorite site for all fun stuff
Dream dictionary,where you can interpret your dreams
Create your own polls
Send someone you love a virtual bouquet
Learn how to do all the things you weren't taught in school
Take a cartoon quiz
Learn how to make just about anything
Send free virtual insults
Read and solve a new mystery every week on-line
Links to all kinds of humorous web pages
Looking for the perfect man, make your own here,and lots more fun stuff to do.
X-Rated Duck
Create your own petition
Thank you for visiting my page at Angelfire.
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