Dumb stuff...!
The similarities between you and me are different.

The police are not here to create dusorder, they're here to preserve disorder.

All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

How young is too young? Anyone under 16.

How to store your baby walker? First, remove the baby.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

We are going to move to the left and the right at the same time.

I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.

Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand untill it was broken.

You have got to take the sour with the bitter.

If you don't disagree with me, how will i know i am right?

P.S. - If you do not receive this, of course it must have been miscarried; therefore I beg you to write and let me know.

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Eienstien.

Dear Diary,
Life is very similar to TV, When you switch it on, you enjoy. When you turn it off, you're gone forever. And the difference is, you can't turn in on and off again and again and the person with the remote is destiny.

My life is like a lampshade in my bedroom. Destiny controls it. When the light is on, I have happiness in my life. I know what to do since god is showing me the ways, which lead to happiness. When the light is off, it's dark in my life, really dark. When it's too late to realize and I realize, I notice, all it gave me was sorrow.

A smile is an inexpensive way to have good looks.

This is a quote for Ruhi and my brother :
Your not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Life is a gift. It's a plave where we party, even if we don't want to dance.

Life is not only for living, you've got to put some meaning into it.

Stop struggling means stopping your life.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations.

If women don't exist, all the money in the world would have no meanig.

Common sense is not so common.

Self-respect is the root of discipline.

You should judge someone with his questions rather than this answers.

I believe, when god gives us happiness, it's surrounded by the shell of sorrow.

As depression is the key to sorrow and grieve, smile and a calm mind lead you to happiness.

If it weren't for electricity, we'd be watching TV with candlelight.

Solutions are not the answer.

Don't follow my footsteps, I walk into walls.

Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.

Life is complex: it has a real part and an imaginary part.

Death is life's way for telling you, that you've been fired.

Don't cry over someone who won't cry over you.

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

2+2=5, for moderately large values of 2.

Let's split up, we can do more damage that way.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Never ask two questions in a letter or an e-mail. The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested in and nothing about the other.

SFIJASH - Get it? NOOOO !!! Science fiction is just a stupid hobby! (For ruhi ;)

When god created men, she was only joking.