* All The Reasons Why You Gotta Love Jessica *
*because she says so*because everyone loves Jessica*because she's a silly goose*just because*because she has sparkley underwear*because she's your friend*because she plays the flute*because she eats pizza like every day for lunch*because she likes making up boyfriends so she don't gotta go out with certain ppl*because she wears inside-out shirts*because she likes kittie*because she likes daron from system of a down*because she can sing bone thugs n harmony's song crossroads most of the way*because she thinks tons of guys r hott*because she likes to play in the puddles when it rains*because she likes to skip*because she likes to say meow*because her nickname is Kanga*because she sucks at bowling*because she puts certain pics on her page of someone and the person who wasn't supposed to see saw em*because she listens to cool music*because she has those cool skate shoes*because when she gets pissed... she gets pissed and looks really cool*because she calls kris starr a penis*because she likes make-up*because she talks to cool ppl at lunch*because she likes to wear liquid eyeliner*because she likes to make smiley faces on her finger with liquid eyeliner*because she bites her fingernails*because she likes to tell ppl when someone likes them*because she laughs when that person gets pissed b/c you told*because her other nickname is superman*because her room is always and i mean always... dirty*because she wears band-aids when she don't even need em*because she wears black and blue bandanas to school*because she sings soprano in chorus class*because she dies her hair a lot*because she likes these little star things(*)*because she has a mood ring that is like dead and always stays at like a nasty brownish color*because she thinks eminem is really hott*because she loves the song hailies song by eminem*because she hates it when the ala carte lunch lady gives her a crunchy cookie instead of a soft one*because she likes songs by marilyn manson*because she lives in crappy escanaba*because her icq list has a pic of the lead singer of the white stripes as a background*because she likes wearing her pink slippers as sandals*because she hangs out wit jeff and rex*because she thinks rex is hott*because she kissed rex at the end of the stanky alley*because she went to key west for like a week and didn't get ne sun*because she likes to lock roo's sister renee outta the house*because she gets her hair cut and then the next day notices that it's uneven*because she likes taken rides with matt n ruth in the van and hittin a deer on accident*because she makes out with her brother's best friend*because she calls a guy she really likes and screws up on the answering machine message*because she wears big hoop earings (aretha frankling called... she wants her earings back! hah)*because she falls in love with the wrong kind of guys*because she misses rex a lot*because she's in marching band*because she gets to wear a thing on her arm that holds her music*because she's cool*because she stares at someone's lips in chorus b/c they remind her of rex's lips :)*because she likes to go into things she's not supposed to at school when she's in the computer lab*because she makes fun of bucky at lunch time*because she really don't like bucky*because jo mamma said so!*because she made bigger leg things in a pair of her jeans w/her mommy*because she hates puking*because she hates being sick*because she like lenore the cute little dead girl*because she's a retard*because she had mild cases of ADD and falls off ruth's porch and scrapes her hand all up*because she wears a cat collar*because she makes wrong decisions*because she likes to eat a lot of food*because she's going out with rex*because she wears flip flops to gym class*because she likes to eat nachos at lunchtime*
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