My special starry friends page

<< Pick your poison.

Starbirth
::: just me :::
Friends + Fiends + Sex Machines
::: <3 eYe LuFfZ yEw! <3 :::
Planet: Fame
::: respeck, y0? :::
Compose your dreams
::: pretentious. angst. crap :::
Teenage Drama Queen
::: camera whoring :::
Lust, spite and malice
::: I adore//I hate :::
Say hello
::: rants, hatemail and love go here :::
Inside my head
::: read my mind :::
Run away from all your whoredom
::: escape :::



<< Real life friends
Yeah, I have some of those!

Jenny T
Jenny is spiffy. She tastes of cheese on toast. She answers to the name of Ralph and is fun to bite. She can be found at fanfiction.net as Unstable or at deadjournal as BrianMaysHair. She is peculiar lady.



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Becky
Becky longs to be a retard and not-so-secretly worships Ralph of the Simpsons. Maybe. She's not on the internet anywhere cause she's crap :P.



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Jenny K
Another Jenny. Can't get enough of them. This particular Jenny is found on fanfiction.net as brand new freak and on deadjournal also as brand new freak.



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Lorna
I don't see Lornie much now as she's one of those dreadful Winstanlians *lol*. But she is a beast indeed. Fear her. She's also not on the internet anywhere cause she's crap too



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Gary
Another one of those Winstanley riff-raff *sniffs*. Lowering the tone of the page like that! He likes broast and is the official Keeper of the Beast (well, he is now). He can be found on the internet somewhere but I forget his site address. If ye want plugging, tell me what it is.



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Hayley
She lives in a world of arses. You would be right to fear and stay away from her. But she joins me and Gary on midnight sleeping bag walks and drunken quests to find and eat shrubbery in ornamental gardens. That's a good thing.



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Mark
I don't see him much. He can flat-pack himself for handy storage. I can no think of more interesting Mark-related facts.



That's all the offline friends I can be arsed putting for now.


Online friends
I have a frighteningly long list of these but I'll just mention the few I speak to regularly.

Emma
Emma looks like a gelfling (aww). She is luffly. She has a pet hippy (seen below) and her deadjournal is found here. She also writes many fabulouc fics in the world of Lemieland and beyond, located this way. Here is Emma..



...And here is her pet hippy fellow. Choo sweet, are they not?



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Ricco
Another of me fanfiction.net peoples. I have no photo so he can have a crap doodle I did in Paint. Lots of fiction-y goodness is found over on this page where he writes as the Pretty One. And how pretty he (probably) is? Deadjournal is found over here if you feel like being nosy.



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Becky
One of my former BSH peoples. eYe LuFfZ yEw!!!! LoTzA fLuFf N gLaM n StUfFz... ha. Here be her site if you want to go and admire. It's very orange. And has Weebl and Bob. That's a Good Thing, y'know.



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Other online peoples that rule are The Puppet Master, Seran, the coffee fiend and lots more. If I've missed anyone out or you'd prefer a link to be removed, let me know. I've posted links to most people's journals rather than every home page, journal and fanfiction page they run cause I'm lazy.