Movie Quotes

*These are quotes from Paul's movies*

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Meet The Deedles

"What I wouldn't give to be the Deedle in her haystack"- Phil Deedle

"Stew, man, that's so diculus, it's rediculus!"- Phil

"You see a cake, I see a forest fire"-Phil

"Wow! It's Bullwinkle!"-Phil

"Look! A Bambi!"-Phil

"Ewww...and a dead Pepi Le Pew!"- Phil

"Hi, welcome to Jellystone, I mean, Yellowstone,are you familiar with Jellystones, I mean, Yellowstones park rules and regulations?"-Phil

"Hello it's Ed and Dick, you may be a winner!" -Phil

"Yeah, just like Captain Pines is short for Caaaapppptinnn Piiiiiiinneeeees"- Phil

"Frosticular"- Phil & Stew

"Killer Dismount"- Phil & Stew

"We're a walking Kodak moment." -Phil

"Your geyser's a geezer." -Phil

(Thanks to Famille for the next 3)

"Phil, don`t feed it will just come back!"-Stew

"Look Stew! PD came back!"-Phil

"Climber, Pull my finger." -Phil

"I told you not to feed it!"-Stew

"Major nightmare!"-Phil and Stew

"Camp....Broken Spirit?"-Stew

"You know how when your driving and you see something flat in the road ahead, and you know you shouldn't look, but you just can't help it!"- Phil
"Phil, are you calling me roadkill?"- Jesse
"Yeah, but roadkill in a goodway!"- Phil

Pleasantville

" Well, to be honest Mary Sue, I didn't think you would want to come up here till we'd been pinned for ahwile."-Skip

"I think you're about the keenest girl in the whole school."- Skip
"Ok, really Skip. The keenest?"-Mary Sue

"So, I know I haven't been steady with anyone in a while, but some kids are holding hands already."-Skip

"That's silly Mary Sue. How could you possibly pin me?"-Skip

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She's All That

"Check out the bobos on superfreak"-Dean

"He doesn't care about you like that. He told everyone he still has this thing for Taylor."-Dean

"Room 4-0-9 is about to become a historic landmark"-Dean

"Check out who came back from Spring Break looking all fine 'n sh*t!" -Dean

"You're goin down @$$hole" -Dean

"Rectal archeology, very nice" -Dean (Thanks to Lauren for the next 4)

"Spare me this wack sh*t about replacable, cause were talking about Taylor Vaughn here"-Dean

"Maybe its the boggsters a** you wanna tag"-Dean

"I came here tonight not asking anyone, hoping you would say yes, you dont even have to change"-Dean

"Screw you Zac, for 4 years I've seen you trick everyone into thinking your some sort of GOD around here, but this is one contest your going to lose, your going down @$$hole"-Dean

(Thanks to JaciPoo for this one)

"I was wondering if maybe you would like to go out! not just out, out!a specific out, like the prom, maybe."-Dean

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Varsity Blues

"I was laying in bed last night and i drifted off to sleep and I had a dream that we where beating Bingville 14-3 but I woke up kind of sad ,but I cheered up when I realized that it was only a dream, because I know we can beat Bingville by way more than that." -Lance

(Thanks to Lauren for the next 3)

"Don't do it man, its not worth it"-Lance

"Really baby, here?"-Lance

"and I thank you for dragging my a** out here"-Lance

(Thanks to JaciPoo for this one)

"I love you brother, I had the most beautiful dream last night!!"-Lance

The Skulls

"WOW! Where can I get some more of that sh*t!?!?!"- Caleb
"You keep digging, & you're gonna dig your own grave!"- Caleb
"Smart play, Lucas,"- Caleb
"Imagine it."- Caleb

Joyride

Lewis: "Could you bring some pink champagne!"

Lewis: "I can make you feel good."

Lewis: "Man, there are empty spots everywhere, don't take the handicap."
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